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I Guess In My House When I Was Growing Up, I Was Comfortable Trying To Be Funny. And My Dad, Of Course, It Bugged Him Sometimes. He Was Trying To Rest, And I Was Constantly Trying To Say Something Stupid To Get A Reaction. But I Like Doing These Movies. You Can Do It In Front Of The Camera And Then It's Over. I Don't Have To Worry About Being In Front Of Too Many People.

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I Guess In My House When I Was Growing Up, I Was Comfortable Trying To Be Funny. And My Dad, Of Course, It Bugged Him Sometimes. He Was Trying To Rest, And I Was Constantly Trying To Say Something Stupid To Get A Reaction. But I Like Doing These Movies. You Can Do It In Front Of The Camera And Then It's Over. I Don't Have To Worry About Being In Front Of Too Many People.

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