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I Don't Even Know If I Have Kind Of A Personal, Like A Take Or A Mental Manual Of How I'm Raising Kids. It's Really - I Think With Everybody, It's Just Day-to-day And You Just Try To Deal With Every Situation As They Come.

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Steve Carell

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I Don't Even Know If I Have Kind Of A Personal, Like A Take Or A Mental Manual Of How I'm Raising Kids. It's Really - I Think With Everybody, It's Just Day-to-day And You Just Try To Deal With Every Situation As They Come.

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