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Good. Now The First Thing You Do Is Press In The Clutch And Slide The Gear Into Reverse." She Placed His Hand On The Gear Shift In The Center Of Her Car, And Showed Him How To Move It Up And Down. "you Know, You Really Shouldn't Fondle That In Front Of Me, Grace. It's Cruel." "julian! Do You Mind? I'm Only Trying To Show You How To Shift My Gears." He Snorted. "i Wish You'd Shift My Gears Like That.

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Good. Now The First Thing You Do Is Press In The Clutch And Slide The Gear Into Reverse." She Placed His Hand On The Gear Shift In The Center Of Her Car, And Showed Him How To Move It Up And Down. "you Know, You Really Shouldn't Fondle That In Front Of Me, Grace. It's Cruel." "julian! Do You Mind? I'm Only Trying To Show You How To Shift My Gears." He Snorted. "i Wish You'd Shift My Gears Like That.

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What Happened To Cause The Jail Fight? (maggie) They Thought It Would Be Fun To Knock Around The ‘kid’ And Show Off Their Manhood. I Thought It Would Be Fun To Knock A Couple Of Them Unconscious. (wren)

Who Are You? Really." Nykyrian Shrugged. "never Figured It Out. Takes Too Much Time To Think About Myself, And Time Is One Luxury I Don't Own." Pg.90

Are You Suggesting I’m Not Normal? (nykyrian) Oh Yeah, Baby, You Ooze Normality. From The Top Of That Assassin’s Braid To The Tip Of Those Boots That I’m Pretty Sure Conceal Retractable Blades. You’re Just An Average Joe. No Doubt About It. Cause, You Know, Everyone Sits For Hours Doing Nothing But Typing. (kiara)

As For The Age Of Electronics, Selena, I Really Don't Want To Get Personal With Something That Comes With A Warning Label And Batteries. (grace)

I Want To Be Inside You So Badly, Grace,” He Whispered. “i Want To Feel Your Legs Wrapped Around Me, Feel Your Breasts Against My Chest, Hear You Moaning As I Make Slow, Sweet Love To You. I Want Your Smell On My Body, Your Breath On My Skin.

Don’t Yell At Me When I Just Survived A Near-death Experience. (abbie)

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My Father Used To Say That Life Is What You Make It. Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. You Can’t Change The Past, But The Future Isn’t Set In Stone. You Can Effect A Change There. Move Forward Not With Hatred Or Love. Move Forward With Purpose. (simone)

What If One Of Her Father’s Soldiers Panicked And Fired For No Reason? Though Pilots Were Carefully Trained, Mistakes Happened And She Didn’t Want To Be Included In A Statistics Report Under “uh-oh, My Bad.”’ (kiara)

There Can Be No Faith Without Doubt. No Strength Without Temptation. (rafael)

Where Are We? (jericho) Noir’s Happy Place. It’s Where He Brings The Beings He Wants To Play With. (asmodeus) Punish. (jericho) You Say Ta-mah-to. I Say To-mah-to. (asmodeus)

Shut Up. Asshole. (shahara) I Live For Your Endearments. (syn)

I'll Be Damned, You Got Laid.

Everyone Is In Pain.no Matter Where They Come From Or What You Think Of Them. Sorrow Spares No One

I See Time Away Hasn’t Made You Any More Charming. (fang) Oh, I Can Be Charming. I Just Choose Not To. People Start To Think You Like Them, Then When You Stab Them In The Back, They Take It So Personally. Really Pisses Me Off. (thorn)

What Is That Smell? (nick) (it Was Like Three-day-old Cat Vomit Mixed With Rotten Asparagus.) Duck Urine. It Keeps The Zombies From Thinking I’m Human. (mark) Yeah, Well It Keeps Me From Thinking You’re Sane. (nick)

Come On, Megeara. Walk On The Wild Side With Me. Let’s Get Naked And Ruin Solin’s Upholstery. It Serves Two Purposes. We’re Happy And He’s Pissed. (arik)

We’re Multigenerational Squires. (carl) Which Means What? You Prance Around With Tinfoil Armor And Plastic Swords Pretending To Be Knights? (nick)

Men Can Beat Each Other To A Pulp And Still Walk Away Friends. With A Woman, Once An Enemy, Always An Enemy. Women Will Sit Like A Spider, For Years, Waiting For The Chance To Strike. They Never Forget And Seldom Forgive.

Yeah. And Savitar Predates Him. He Has Presided Over This Council Since The Very Beginning, And Notice, Savitar Looks About Thirty. We Don’t Know What He Is, But He Ain’t One Of Us And He Ain’t Human. And Trust Me, You Don’t Want To Mess With Him. (paris) Thank You For That Highly Unamusing Summation. Next Time I Have Insomnia, I Know Who To Call. In The Meantime, Little Lioness Who Would Probably Like To Live Another Year, Don’t Interrupt Me Again. I Don’t Like It And I Tend To Kill The Things I Don’t Like. (savitar)

I’m Telling You Right Now I Could Make Him Pop An Aneurysm And No One Would Know. (nero) Doesn’t That Kind Of Murder Bother You At All? (alix) Given Everything People Have Done To Me In My Life, Little Girl, Especially In My Childhood When I Was Helpless Against Them, Humanity Is Lucky I’m Not On A Perpetual Killing Spree. As For The Merjacks…i Owe Them A Debt That No Amount Of Violence On My Part Will Settle. So, No. Nothing About Killing Him Would Bother Me. (nero)

(adron Leveled A Scowl That Made Him Shrink Back.) Jeeze, You Ought To Bottle That Look. I Know Armies That Would Pay A Fortune To Have Something That Toxic In Their Arsenal. (tiernan)

What Are You Doing Here, Simi? (astrid) Feeling Peckish. Is There Any Food? Something Not Too Heavy. Maybe A Cow Or Two? (simi)

Where Are You Anyway? (acheron) I Don't Know. I Hear Some Godawful Kind Of Music From Outside, Horns Blaring, And I'm In A House With A Mohawk Cuckoo Bird, A Transvestite, And A Knife-wielding Lunatic. (valerius) Why Are You At Tabitha's? (acheron)

I Don’t Like Your Hair Black. (artemis) And I Don’t Like Your Head Attached To Your Shoulders. Guess We Can’t All Have What We Want, Huh? (acheron)

Why Did You Leave? (aiden) I Took Care Of The Person Harassing Him. Threat Gone. Job Eliminated. Anything Else You Want To Know? Dental Records, Fingerprints? Retinal Scan? (leta) Urine Sample Would Work. (aiden) What Cup You Want Me To Use? (leta) Does Anything Faze You? (aiden) I Fight People For A Living. Do You Honestly Think Peeing In A Cup Is Going To Frighten Me? (leta)

What Planet Are You From? Obviously Planet Insanity Was Missing A Local, Long-term Resident.' (nick)

What Was That Action? (aimee) Chuck Norris Meets Jet Li. (dev)

Just How Many Sisters Do You Have? (valerius) Eight. (tabitha) Eight? (valerius) What? (tabitha) I'm Just Pitying Whatever Poor Males Lived In That House With All Of You. It Must Have Been Truly Frightening At Least One Week Out Of Every Month. (valerius) Was That A Joke? (tabitha) Merely A Frightening Statement Of Fact. (valerius)

There’s No Need In Both Of Us Dying Tonight. (kiara) I Took An Oath To Save Every Life I Could. I’m Not About To Back Out On It Now. I Might Be A Lot Of Things, But A Coward Has Never Been One Of Them. (syn)

So Is There Any Part Of You That’s Not A Lethal Weapon? (kiara) No. Even My Wits Are Sharpened. (nykyrian)

But I Have A Gut Feeling On This And It’s Not The Oh-look-it’s-a-bright-shiny-world Kind. (tate)

So I Conjured One Of The Brokers And Promised Him My Soul If He’d Protect Her. (zephyra) You Can’t Do That. Only A Demon Can. (stryker) You’re Such A Brainiac, Baby. And To Think, I Thought I Married You For Those Amazing Abs. Who Knew All That Brainpower Was Buried Under Those Bulging Biceps? (zephyra)

You Travel With A Whetstone On Your Arm? (kiara) You Don’t Ever Want To Kill Someone With A Dull Knife. It Takes Too Long To Sever Their Arteries, Or Puncture Organs, And It Makes It Even Messier Than Normal. (nykyrian)

I Think They’re Having Trouble Adjusting To The Emotions They Have Outside Of Their Dreams. At Any Rate, They Keep Acting Like Demented Teenagers From A Porno Version Of A John Hughes Film. (asmodeus)

Okay, I Don’t Like It When You Walk Away From Me, But Other Than That...(arik) Yeah, I Guess That Makes Sense. You Transcend A Dimension To Come Here And I Brush You Off. I Can See Where That Might Get Annoying. (geary)

I Hate You! (artemis) Oh, Please Don’t Get My Hopes Up. You Almost Gave Me A Hard-on With That Thought. At Least Tell Me This Time Your Hatred Will Last More Than Five Minutes. (acheron)

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What A Way To Pay A Man Back For Helping You. Gah, I Suck As A Human Being.’ (shahara)

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Start Walking. When You Hit A Spot Where You’re Gasping For Breath, That Should Tell Us Our Limitations. (xypher) Oh, Joy. I Can’t Wait To Be The Guppy. (simone) Glub, Glub, Little Fishy. Start Walking. (xypher)

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Just Remember, Anger Is Always Your Enemy. You Must Keep Your Emotions In Check. The Moment You Lose Control Of Them, You Lose The Fight Every Time. (takeshi)

That Is The Beauty Of Memory, Isn’t It? Our Reality Is Always Clouded By Our Perceptions Of Truth. (mnimi)

I Wonder Why No One Called The Police About The Rocket Launcher? God Knows My Neighbors Usually Report It If I So Much As Fart In My Backyard. (bubba)

You Have No Idea How Many Times I’ve Been Barricaded Inside A Box In My Life. I Know It’s For My Protection. But That Doesn’t Mean I Have To Like It. (kiara)

Fang Let Out A Low Whistle. "anyone Know That Amazons Could Ride A Giant Bird?" Ethon Gave Him A Duh Stare. "those Of Us Who Fought Them, Yeah, We Know. How You Think They Keep Kicking Our Asses?" "cause You're Pansies. Everyone Knows That.

It’ll Probably Be Brutal, Too. They Might Even Feed You To The Dog. He Doesn’t Have A Dog. Yeah, Well, He Might Get One Just To Feed You To It. She’d Never Been The Kind Of Person To Let Something As Ridiculous As Rational Logic Interfere With Her Fear.’ (alix)

Looks Aren't All There Is In The World, My Lady. They Are Certainly No Protection Against Being Alone. Hearts Never See Through The Eyes. (sebastian)

I Am Darkness. I Am Shadow. I Am The Ruler Of The Night. I, Alone, Stand Between Mankind And Those Who Would See Mankind Destroyed. I Am The Guardian. The Soulless Keeper. Neither Human, Nor Apollite, I Exist Beyond The Realm Of The Living, Beyond The Realm Of The Dead. I Am The Dark-hunter. And I Am Eternal…unless I Find That One Pure Heart Who Will Never Betray Me. The One Whose Faith And Courage Can Return My Soul To Me And Bring Me Back Into The Light. (dark-hunter Creed)

For The Record, We’re Not Friends. (stryker) For The Record, I Don’t Care. (savitar)

Life Before Toilet Paper Was Not Worth Living.

In Your Past Lies Your Future. [acheron Parthenopaeus]

Well, We Better Be Quick And Not Become Human Popsicles. I’m Going To Be Really Upset At You If I Freeze To Death. (shahara)

So Who Was She? (vane) Why Do You Assume It Was A Female? (fang) Didn’t Know You Were Fond Of Men. I’ll File That Under My Special Fang Folder. (vane)

Look, This Isn’t The Mummy. It’s Not Like A Teenaged Girl’s Diary Could Resurrect The Dead Or Anything. It’s Just The Story Of Her Innocuous Life. What On Earth Could An Ancient Girl Have Known That Would Be Worth Killing Someone Over? (tory) You’re Asking Me That Question? People Kill Each Other Over A Pair Of Shoes Or For Wearing The Same Jacket. (acheron)

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I Can't. At Least Not For A While. I Need Time To Get Past This And I Can't Guarantee That I Won't Hurt Him Again. God Knows, Nick Has A True Gift For Saying The Wrong Thing In Any Given Situation. (acheron) You Know He Loves You, Right? (amanda) Yeah, But Emotions Don't Have Brains. (acheron)

Though This Motion For A New Trial Is An Application To The Discretion Of The Court, It Must Be Remembered That The Discretion To Be Exercised On Such An Occasion Is Not A Wild But A Sound Discretion, And To Be Confined Within Those Limits Within Which An Honest Man, Competent To Discharge The Duties Of His Office, Ought To Confine Himself. And That Discretion Will Be Best Exercised By Not Deviating From The Rules Laid Down By Our Predecessors; For The Practice Of The Court Forms The Law Of The Court.

Do You Own Anything Not Pink? (talon) I Have A Purple Razor If You’d Rather. (sunshine) Please. (talon) (she Pulled Out A Darker Pink One.) That’s Not Purple. It’s Pink Too. (talon) Well, That’s All I Have Unless You Want My X-acto Blade. (sunshine)

Life Has A Way Of Breaking Even The Strongest Among Us.

It Was Great, Wasn’t It? Really Exciting Stuff. (chris) Like Having My Teeth Drilled Without Novocain. (cassandra)

Good Grief. You Two Look Like Village Of The Sofa Damned. (cassandra)

I, For One, Am Exhausted. I’ve Been Threatened, Beaten, Bitten And Killed, And That Was Just In The Last Hour. (jericho)

Patience Is A Virtue. (tee) Excuse Me, Pot, Could You Not Pick On The Kettle? (joe)

Patience Is A Virtue

So If The Punks Come Here, They’re Going To Dance With The Devil And Get The Short End Of The Horn. (zarek) No One Better Than My Zarek To Rip Someone’s Head Off. You Two Should Get Along Famously. (astrid)

I'm Loved By Some, Hated By Many, Envied By Most, Yet Wanted By All. (josiah)

Settle Down, Pup. I Ain’t Had My Caffeine Yet.” – Sundown

You Would Kill Or Enslave Everyone? There Is So Much Beauty In The World That They’d Destroy. How Do You Not See It? (delphine) Spoken Like Someone Who Has Only Lived In The Cushioned World Of Dreams. You Have No Idea What The Real World Is Like. What People Will Do To You When They Know They Can Get Away With It. People Are Absolutely Cruel And I Say More Power To Noir For Tearing It Down. (jericho)

Everyone Has A Choice. (kiara) No, Princess, They Don’t. Choices Aren’t Always Up To Us. Life And Circumstances Can Shred Even The Stoutest Soul. No Matter How Pure And Untainted You Think You Are, I Promise You That You, Too, Can Be Shoved Into The Darkness, Just Like We Were. (syn)

Now Don’t You Be Covering For Him, Ash. (she Wagged Her Finger At Nick.) Are You Driving? (cherise) No, Mom. I’m Sitting. (nick)

You Touch Her, And I Will Take That Dagger At Your Side And Cut Your Heart Out With It. (julian)

What Happened To Him? (lioness) He Pissed Me Off. (savitar) Why Hasn’t One Of The Other Jaguars Taken His Place? (lioness) He Pissed Me Off...big Time. (savitar)

Trust Is Always A Good Idea. For Someone Else.

Hearts Can Never Be Stolen, Cy. They Can Only Be Given.” – Ren

Hey, Sweet. Please Open Your Eyes, Livia. Open Your Eyes And See What You Did. I’m Actually Sitting Here Without Grimacing. There’s No Pain At All. But You Know That, Don’t You? I Don’t Know Why You Stayed With Me. God Knows, I Wasn’t Worth It. But I Don’t Want You To Leave Me Alone Anymore. I Need You, Livia. I Can’t Live Without You In My Life. I Can’t…i’m Not That Strong. Please Open Your Eyes And Look At Me. Please. (adron)

What Are You? Insane? I’m Not Interested In Ms. Preppy Uptight Sloan Ranger. Jeez. I’d Get Khaki Between My Teeth. Can You Imagine? I’ve Never Been In Khaki And I Never Want To See A Woman Out It. It Scares Me. (dev)

What Four Realms? (amanda) Time, Space, Earth, And Dreams. (talon) Okay, Now That Is Scary. Some Of You Guys Walk Through Time? (amanda) And Space And Dreams. (talon) Ah. So Rod Sterling Was A Were-hunter? (amanda)

Why Do All Men Have To Suck? I Knew You All Sucked And Still I Stupidly Fell In Love With One Of You. Why? Why Would I Be Such A Masochist? You Pour Your Heart Out To A Man And What Does He Do? ‘could You Change The Channel, Babe?’ You’re All Pathetically Cold. You Don’t Care About Anyone But Yourselves! (kat)

Relax, Medea. We’ve Come To See Your Mother. (tory) Your Funeral. (medea) It’s Always So Good To See You, Too. You’re Just Such A Ray Of Happy Sunshine. I So Look Forward To All Our Interactions. (tory)

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You Know, I Would Date, If I Could Find A Man Worth Shaving My Legs For. (grace)

If I’m Not Back In A Few Hours…well, I Don’t Want To Think About That. I Might Change My Mind About Doing This. I’m Thinking Happy Thoughts. Creamed Dog Innards And Rotten Steak. Yeah. Yum! (asmodeus)

So You're The Infamous Acheron. (amanda) Lord And Master Of The Great Barbarian Horde That Roams The Night. (acheron)

Oh No, Hon We Were Too Late. Tiger-boy Done Pissed Down The Wrong Honey Tree And Got All The Bees, Or In This Case, Bears, Going Wild. (fury)

Let Go Of Me, Celt, Or I’ll Rip Your Arm Off. And You Know What? I Don’t Care If I Lose Both Of Mine In The Process. That’s The Difference Between Us. Pain Is My Friend And Ally. You Fear It. (zarek)

What Do You Want From Me?” – Nick “normally, It’d Be Your Life And Your Soul. Unfortunately, I Can’t Take Either Right Now. Sucks To Be Me Today.” – Death

The Only Clothes Amanda Has Are The Ones On Her Back. (kyrian) From What I Saw, She Had No Clothes Whatsoever On Her Back. Her Front Neither. (nick) One Day, Gaitor Bait... (kyrian) Note To Self- Be Nice To Woman, Keep Mouth Shut. (nick)

Relax, She’s Not Really Converting. (acheron) Look At Her! She’s Not Exactly Baking Cookies! (xypher)

You Don’t Like People Who Have Money, Do You? (astrid) I’m Not Prejudiced Against Anyone, Princess. I Hate Everyone Equally. (zarek)

Yeah. Just Keep The Live Feed Going So That I Can See It And Pretend I’m There, Too. (tory) Yes, My Queen. Anything Else You’d Like? (geary) A Million Dollars And Brad Pitt. (tory) You Forgot World Peace. (geary) I’m Feeling A Bit Selfish Today. Teenage Hormonal Overdose, I Think. Or Just General Excitement. (tory)

I Agree, Dad. I Was Just Explaining To The Woman Why We Don’t Look Anything Alike And Why You Would Have Been Younger Than Me When I Was Born. It Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Love You ‘cause You Know I Do. Make One Snotty Comment In Anger When You’re Twelve Years Old Going Through Puberty And Getting Grounded, And You Pay For It For The Rest Of Your Life. Parents Ain’t Got No Sense Of Humor. (omari)

You’re Selfish And You’re Cold, And I’m Tired Of Getting Frostbite When I Touch You. (acheron)

I Can'tdo It Again,nick. I Can't. And I Would Rather Give My Life For You Than Have You Give Yours For Me.

I Apologize For Pam. I Accidentally Hit Her In The Head With A Baseball When We Were In Fifth Grade And Knocked Her Out Cold. She’s Never Been Right Since. (tory)

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Every Life, No Matter How Isolated, Touches Hundred Of Others. It's Up To Us To Decide If Those Micro Connections Are Positive Or Negative. But Whichever We Decide, It Does Impact The Ones We Deal With.

Xenon? What Kind Of Name Is That?” – Nick “the Only Kind I Answer To.” – Xenon “don’t Eat The Help, X. We Need Him.” – Caleb

You'd Be Surprised How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubies.

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(he Went To Tory And With One More Push, His Son Slid Into His Hands. For A Full Minute, He Couldn’t Breathe As He Stared At The Tiniest, Most Perfect Creature He’d Ever Seen In His Life.) “is It A Smurf?” - Tory

So, What’s Your Style Preference? (grace) For What I Have In Mind, Nudity Works Best. (julian)

How Do You Know All This? Jeez, Tory, You’re A Kid. Act Like It. (geary) (tory Reached Out And Punched Her On The Arm.) Ow! What Was That For? (geary) Unexpected And Irrational Emotional Outbursts. Isn’t That What Teenagers Are Supposed To Do? Oh, And Sulk. A Lot. (tory)

So You’re Telling Me That Right Now I’m Responsible For Acheron’s Beloved Pet And The Favorite Sister Of The Fates? (zarek) Tell Fang-boy I’m Not A Pet. If He Doesn’t Take A Nicer Tone To Me, He’s Going To Be Really Sorry. (simi)

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I’m Not As Good As A Man As You Are, Sundown. I Find It Hard To Give An Enemy My Back Under Any Circumstance.” – Ren “oh, I Didn’t Say I Was Giving Her My Back. I’m Not Lacking All My Noodle Sense. But I’m Not Holding A Grudge Neither. Sometimes You Just Got To Let The Rattlesnake Lay In The Sun.” – Sundown “men? You Do Know I’m Standing In This Little Box With You And Can Hear Every Word?” – Abigail “we Know. I Merely Don’t Care.” – Ren

People With Weaknesses Get Killed By The People Who Lack Them. Notice I'm Not Dead.

You Two Go And Have Fun. I Have Plenty Of Stuff Here To Entertain Me With. Plato Rocks! (tory)

But One Thing I Realized With My Brother Is That You Can’t Toss Your Pearls Before The Swine. I Think That’s Why My Mother Insisted You Give Anonymously. The Instant Anyone Sees That You’re Kind And Giving, They Immediately Take Advantage Of It. They Seem To Mistake Kindness For Weakness And Giving For Stupidity. (aiden)

There Was Something About Ash That Made Every Hormone In Her Body Stand Up And Pant For More

One Single Word And I Swear I’ll Rip Your Tongue Out. (zephyra)

Humans Are Capable Of So Much Creativity And Goodness And At The Same Time They Are Destructive And Cruel. (leta)

It’s Broke Again, Akri. The Man Downstairs Done Said That The Simi Can’t Charge Nothing Else Until I’m Not Over My Limit No More. I Don’t Know What That Means, But I Don’t Like It. Fix It, Akri, Or Else I Might Eat Him. The Simi Gots Needs And I Needs My Plastic To Work. (simi)

But As The Roman Playwright Terence Once Wrote, From Many A Bad Beginning Great Friendships Have Formed

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But On The Upside, Your Seraph Form Will Never Age. And The Only Way To Die Is By A Demon Blade. As Long You Survive Fighting Them, You’re Immortal To The Things That Would Kill A Normal Human. Think Of The Money You’ll Save On Medical Bills. (jack)

No Problem, But Just Know That No One Steals From Nero. He Knows Who You Are And He Will Hunt You Down And Make You Pay In Ways You Can’t Imagine – Including This Whole Brain Squeeze Thing He Does That Will Leave You With A Migraine So Bad, You’ll Wish You Could Bleed Out Your Eyes To Stop The Pain. He’s Nasty That Way. (syn)

Now You’re Thinking Like Me. A Little Eye-gouging, Some Slit Nostrils…i Could Seriously Get Into That. (acheron)

If You Muster That Courage To Stand Under Fire And Not Go Down, You Will Amass An Inner Strength That No One Can Touch. You Won’t Be Another Faceless, Nameless, Forgotten Human In A Long Historical Line Of The Defeated. You Will Be A Steeled Warrior, And A Force To Be Forever Reckoned With. And Beneath The Pain That Lingers, You Will Have The Comfort Of Knowing That You Are Strongest Of All. That When Others Caved And Broke, You Kept Fighting Even Against Hopeless Odds.” - Caleb

Hey, Sunshine, Your Friend’s Awake. What’s His Name? (starla) I Don’t Know, Starla. I Didn’t Ask. (sunshine) You Look Like A Steve. Are You Hungry, Steve? (starla)

Life Only Has The Value A Person Gives It. If I Killed You Here And Now, Yours Would Be Worthless And No One Would Mourn You. Is That Really What You Want? (sin) I Don’t Own My Life. It Means Nothing To Me. (kish) Then It Means Nothing To Anyone. But If You Had Your Life Again, Would It Still Be Worthless? (sin)

Do Me A Favor." "don't Lick Your Seat Belt?" Ash's Expression Was Total Confusion. "huh? Where Did That Randomness Come From?

Yeah, Well, Don’t Worry About It. I’ve Never Met A Daimon Yet I Couldn’t Take. (wulf) Guess Again, Little Brother. You Just Met One, And Trust Me, He’s Not Like Any You’ve Ever Met Before. He Makes Desiderius Look Like A Pet Hamster. (acheron)

Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How Nice Of You To Join Us Here On Planet Earth Again. (cael) Thanks, Barney. How’s Betty And Bam Bam Doing? (acheron) Great, If I Could Only Get Them Away From Wilma And Pebbles. Those Women Are Nothing But Trouble. (cael) Nah, They’re Good Women. It’s The Ones In Red Who Are Always The Downfall Of Good Men. (acheron)

Well, I Should Like A Plan That Doesn’t Result In The Death Of My Heir. (eli) Would A Good Maiming Be Considered Over-the-top? (varyk)

I Know Better Than To Get In Between Three Women Arguing. If You’ll Remember, The Whole Trojan War Started Over That. (wulf)

Where I Am Always Thou Art. Thy Image Lives Within My Heart.

I Accept You As You Are, And I Will Always Hold You Close In My Heart. I Will Walk Beside You Forever. (fang)

Adron! Don’t You Hurt Him. (kiara) I’m Not Going To Hurt Him, Mom. I’m Going To Kill Him. (young Adron)

(his Heart Clenched As She Made A Kissing Noise To Him Then Handed The Phone Back To Vane. Gods, How He Loved That Woman.) Ahh, Tally, Me Lub You Too. (vane) Shut Up, Crotch-sniffer. You’re Not Allowed To Make Lovey Noises At Me, Only My Honey Is. (talon)

Oh, Good Grief! I’ve Never Had A Man Pick Me Up Before And Not Grunt Like He’s Dying. I’m In Heaven. Marry Me, Ash, Please! (pam) I Would Say Yes, But I Come With More Baggage Than Even Samsonite Can Cover. (acheron)

I Don’t Need Friends. All They Do Is Eat Your Food, Drink Your Beer, Then Spew Your Secrets The First Time You Do Something That Displeases Them. No Offense, But When You Have As Many Enemies As I Do, You Keep Your Secrets Under Lock And Key. (solin)

I Might Not Like The Fact That You Are My Commander, Greek, But As A Soldier I Will Obey You Regardless Of My Personal Distaste For Your Company. (valerius) Gee, T-red, Doesn’t It Make You All Warm And Fuzzy Just To Be Near Him? (talon)

Kindness Is A Rotten Fruit That Poisons Anyone Who Partakes Of It. Throw It In The Face Of Your Enemies And Let It Ruin Them Instead.

What Were You Thinking? You Just Met Him. (selena) I Know. It’s So Not Like Me, But I Couldn’t Help Myself. It Was Just Like That Weird Magnetic Force That Grabs Me When I’m Walking Past The Frostbyte Café And Makes Me Swerve In To Get A Triple Scoop Of Ben And Jerry’s Chunky Monkey. The Power Of Temptation Was Just Too Much, Selena. I Couldn’t Resist It. He Was A Chunky Monkey Container And All I Could Think Was, ‘someone Give Me A Spoon.’ (sunshine)

I’ve Been Around A Lot Of Wraiths, And He Doesn’t Feel Like That Either, Though. It’s A Strange Sensation. Like Human Wrapped In Evil.” – Caleb “oh, Great. Our Coach Is A Pig-in-the-blanket For Satan.” – Nick

So Long As You’re Not A Snap, You’re Safe. (nykyrian) Snap…syn Used That Term. (kiara) Single. Naïve. Amateur. Person. (nykyrian)

Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, You Vant To Suck My Blud? (fang) No, Thanks. The Last Thing I Want Is To Catch Parvo From You, Or Some Other Freaky Dog Disease That Makes Me Lift My Leg Around Hydrants. (acheron)

There Are Some Pains That Run Too Deep For Anything To Absolve Them. The Best We Can Do Is Pick Up The Pieces And Hope For The Strength We Need To Keep Going.

Pulling Out His Daggers, He Kept Them In His Sleeves, Just In Case He Happened Upon Someone Who Wouldn’t Understand Why A Tall, Dark-haired Man Wearing Really Dark Sunglasses And Unseasonably Warm Clothing Would Be Armed To His Fangs. Really, Officer, I Was Trying To Protect Humanity By Killing These Things That Suck Human Souls Out To Live Past Their Twenty-seventh Birthday Just Didn’t Cut It. Why No One Would Believe That, He Couldn’t Imagine. Really, The Audacity Of Modern Courts And Judges.’ – Sundown

You’re Not A Morning Person, Are You? (simone) I’m A Dream-hunter/demon. By My Very Nature I’m Nocturnal. That Big Yellow Ball In The Sky Offends Me To The Very Core Of My Being. (xypher)

If I Want To Play Mind Games, I'd Buy A Rubik's Cube. ~ Acheron, A Character.

What Are You, Nuts? The Man's A Vampire! Yeah, But He's A Really, Really Sexy One.

Cyn Like Cynric ?no, S-i-n As In Conceived In , Born In And Lived In

So What’s It Like To Live Without Emotions? (geary) It’s Hard. Imagine A World Without Taste. A World Where You Can See The Colors And All, But You Can’t Feel It. A Beautiful Clear Day Can Never Choke You Up. A Child’s Laughter Doesn’t Make You Smile. You Don’t Look At A Bunny And Think ‘how Cute.’ You Feel Absolutely Nothing. It’s Like Being Wrapped In Thick Cotton All The Time. (arik)

You Told Me There Wouldn’t Be Any Rod Serling Voice-overs, Yet Here I Am In The Middle Of A Twilight Zone Episode. Oh, And Let Me Guess The Title Of It, Night Of The Terminally Stupid! (channon)

Some Kisses Are Worth Living For

But It’s Like Cherise Says, The Hardest Ones To Love Are Always The Ones Who Need It Most. (aimee)

Sunshine, It’s The Celt Wanting A Little Reassurance That I Haven’t Eaten You Or Anything. (vane)

Now There’s A Sight You Don’t See Every Day, Huh? Two Punked-out Goths Throwing A Christmas Party For Sick Children. (doctor)

I Tend To Watch Silently From The Shadows. You Learn A Lot More That Way.

Can You Stand? (aimee) I’m Not Helpless. (fang) Oh, Look! Mr. Macho Is Back In All His Glory. Hello, Mr. Macho, It’s So Not Good To See You Again. But You Know, Mr. Macho, That You’ve Been Bedridden To The Point That Your Legs Aren’t Used To Carrying Your Weight And You’re Not Really Human. So If You Want To Get Up And Fall, Gods Forbid I Do Anything To Stop It. After All, I Live For America’s Funniest Home Videos. Should I Fetch A Camcorder Now? (aimee)

He Beat Back The Greeks And Reclaimed Rome For Our People. Indeed, He Was The One Who Destroyed The Macedonian Threat And Who Single-handedly Annihilated The Greatest Greek General Who Had Ever Lived. Kyrian Of Thrace.” Real Hatred Gleamed In His Eyes, But She Wasn’t Sure Who It Was Meant For. His Grandfather Or Kyrian. “you Mean Kyrian Hunter?” She Asked. “the Guy With The Minivan Who Lives A Few Blocks Over?” Valerius’s Eyes Sparked At That. “he’s Driving A Minivan?” There Was No Mistaking The Humor In His Tone.

Where Are My Guards? (wulf) Oh, One Is Right Here, But He’s Not Feeling Very Talkative. Death Has A Way Of Making Even The Chattiest Of People Rather Quite. As For The Other…he’s…oh, Wait, Dead Now. (stryker)

How Did You Know Cassandra Was The Mother? (wulf) I Know Lots Of Things When I Apply Myself. (acheron)

You Better Hope That I Never See You Walking Down The Street While I’m Driving My Car! (tory)

If It Is Our Destiny To Be Hit By The Train, We Will Be Hit By The Train. The Only Thing We Can Change Is How The Train Turns Us Into A Hamburger.

Redemption Is Never Where You Expect To Find It.

You’re A Slave? (eleni) I Was. I’m Sorry. I Shouldn’t Have Come Here. (acheron) Take Your Cloak Off And Sit, Acheron. You’ve Done Nothing To Apologize For. I Admire You All The More For Stopping To Help Us. It’s Nothing For A Nobleman To Do So, Yet They Seldom Bother To Help Those Less Fortunate. For A Freedman To Speak Up In Defense Of Another Takes Great Courage And Character. What You Did Is All The More Noble And Kind, And I Would Be Honored To Have You Sit At My Table With Us. (acheron)

Yeah. I Don’t Need Much, And Whatever Else I Need I’m Sure I Can Buy Since The Council Knows That I Am The Charmed One Who Has To Be Humored Lest The Big Bad Norseman Go A Viking On Their Heads. (chris)

Remember What I’ve Told You. Looks Can Often Deceive You. A Poor Man Can Don The Robes Of A Prince And A Prince Can Be Shoeless In The Street. We Judge People By What Their Actions Are, Not By The Clothes They Wear. (eleni)

Not That I’ve Ever Feared A Fight Or Backed Down From One –(wren) That’s The Truth. I Swear He’s Half Beta Fish. He’d Fight His Own Reflection To Prove A Point. (maggie)

Thank You, Geary. (arik) For What? (geary) For Giving Me A Life That Is The Best Dream I’ve Ever Had. (arik)

You’re The One Who Unleashed Him. (savitar) Yeah, Well, Let’s Move On From The Blame Game. I Was Having Suicidal Thoughts And It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time. In Retrospect, Not So Much. (stryker)

She Couldn’t Very Well Let Him Join Her In Bed Like That. Sure You Could. No I Can’t. Please? Hush, Self, Let Me Think.’ (grace)

C’mon, Friend. It’s Two On One. You Sure Don’t Look Like You’re Up To Those Odds. (stranger) You Can’t Be Talking To Me. I Don’t Have Prokas For Friends. And I Assure You I Could Gut You Both Before Your Stench Had Time To Catch Up To Your Fall. (syn)

What Happened To Your Hair, Tiger? (fang) It Fell Off. (wren)

We Are Coming Up On The Sumerian Apokalypsi–. (artemis) I Don’t Think They Use That Word. (kat) Who Cares What Word They Use? End Of The World Is End Of The World Regardless Of Whatever Term You Use For It! (artemis)

Did They Practice Looking Suspicious In Mirrors? Welcome To The United States. Don’t Even Think About Chewing Gum The Wrong Way.’ (carlos)

Yeah, It Never Fails To Amaze Me How A Single Lie Can Undo An Entire Lifetime Of Good. (aiden)

The Most Beautiful Heart Of All Is The One That Can Still Love Even While It Bleeds, And Especially After Its Been Broken Into Thousands Of Pieces.

You Don’t Know About Travis Fimmel? Oh, Sister, You Are Deprived. He The Finest Man Alive. (simi) You Lust For Men? (xirena) Well, I Certainly Don’t Lust For Women. (simi) No, I Mean You Lust For Humans? (xirena) Well, Don’t You? (simi) Ew! What Have You Don’t To Her? You Have Corrupted A Good Demon! (xirena)

May The Strength Of Ares And Wisdom Of Athena See You Through. (eros) And May Hades Roast Your Hoary Soul. (julian)

Tell Him To Leave Me Alone, Astrid. Else I’ll Have To Barbecue Him And Make Akri Angry At Me. I Don’t Want To Make Akri Angry. (simi) Simi? Is That You? (astrid) Yes. C’est Moi. The Little Demon With Hornays. (simi)

That’s Ash’s Baby. (kyrian) Lucy, You Got Some ‘splaining To Do. (wulf)

Don't Worry, Otto. I'm An Acquired Taste. Most Of My Best Friends Had To Know Me For Years Before They Could Even Stand My Presence. I'm Like Mold, I Usually Grow On You Very Slowly. (tabitha)

And This Atlantean Destroyer Is Now Leading The Daimons And Sending Them Out To Battle Against Acheron, Who Is Just Using Us And The Humans As Cannon Fodder To Protect Himself? Really, Kyros, Put Down The Crack Pipe...or Go Write Children’s Fantasy Novels. I’ll Bet You Even Know Exactly Who Conspired To Kill Kennedy, Huh? I’m Sure The Money From D.b. Cooper Is What Financed Your Stunning Collection Of Furniture. (danger)

People Will Knife You In The Back For A Stinking Crumb And Then Go On With Their Lives As If You’re Nothing But A Worthless Roach. (aiden)

I Take It That The Judgment Is An Essential Point In Every Conviction, Let The Punishment Be Fixed Or Not.

"i'm Human," He Said In A Tormented Tone. "and I'm Not." He Dropped His Hand To Her Shoulder. "i Never Knew Softness," He Breathed. "not Until The Moment You Touched Me In Your Store. My Life Is Violent And Dangerous. It's Dark And Twisted And No Place For Someone Like You. I Have More People Wanting Me Dead Than I Can Count. They Will Stop At Nothing, And You.." He Ground His Teeth Before He Spoke Again. "you'll Never Want Again For Anything In Your Life. I Swear It On What Little Bit Of Human Soul I Have Left."

I Still Wanna Know Who To Sue To Get My Store Fixed. (bubba) I’m A Turnip. Sue The Rich Kid Who Started It. (nick)

A Word Of Wisdom To You, Akribos, You Need To Learn To Accept Gifts. (catera) There’s No Such Thing As A Gift. If I Were To Take That From You, Sooner Or Later You Would Ask A Favor From Me In Return. Nothing In Life Is Ever Truly Given Without Expectation. (acheron)

Words Of Wisdom

I Am A Socially Awkward Mandork. (nick)

Socially Awkward

You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me. I Thought You Were The Most Powerful Of Beings. Even The Gods Fear You. (stryker) We All Have Predators. The Entire Universe Exists In A System Of Checks And Balances. I Just Met My Zero Balance. (war) Are You Honestly Telling Me That The Most Powerful Creature On This Planet Is A Pathetic Cajun Guttersnipe Who Offed Himself Because One Of My Men Killed His Mommy? (stryker)

I Take It That Didn’t Go Well. (cassandra) About Like Walking Into A Bear Cave Covered In Honey. (wulf)

Does Fang Have An Off Switch? Talon Asked Vane.

We All Have Demons Inside Us, Nick. The Tsalagi Have An Old Saying—every Heart Holds Two Wolves. One Is The White Wolf, Who Is Made Up Of Love, Kindness, Respect, Decency, Compassion, And All The Things That Are Good In Life. The Black Wolf Is Born Of Jealousy, Hatred, Pettiness, Prejudice, Vindictiveness, And All The Poisons Of The Human Personality. The Two Constantly War With Each Other For Dominance. And One Day, One Wolf Will Overtake And Devour The Other.” - Acheron

See, Sway, That’s What You Get For Flunking Your Pilot’s Test Six Times…which I’m Pretty Sure Is A Record Of Some Sort. If Not For The Actual Flunking, Definitely For The Persistence In Pursuing That Which You Obviously Have No Talent For. Personally, I Wouldn’t Let You Fly A Remote-control Kid’s Plane. (vik) Shut Up Before I Find A Can Opener. (sway)

Ash Sarcastically Rang An Invisible Bell With His Hand. "ding, Ding, Ding. Give That Boy A Tropphy.

You Gonna Keep Staring At Me, Great Acheron, Or Are You Ready To Chew Me A New One?

I Swear, Kat, You Drive Like You’re Playing A Video Game. (cassandra) Yeah, Yeah. Wanna See The Ray Gun I Have Under The Hood To Zap Them If They Don’t Get Out Of My Way? (katra)

There Are Some Things That Sorry Can't Fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus

The Innocent Should Never Have To Suffer From The Battles Of Others. (valerius) I Know, But It Seems To Always Be The Case. (acheron) A Furore Infra, Libera Nos - Spare Us From The Fury Within. (valerius)

You Smoke? (randy) Only When I’m On Fire. (steele) I Don’t Appreciate Your Humor, Mr. Steele. (randy) I’m An Acquired Taste. (steele)

(talon Pulled Another Beignet From The Sack And Held It Up For Her To Eat.) That Stuff Is Hazardous To Your Health. (sunshine) Baby, Life Is Hazardous To Your Health. (talon)

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