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Yeah. And Savitar Predates Him. He Has Presided Over This Council Since The Very Beginning, And Notice, Savitar Looks About Thirty. We Don’t Know What He Is, But He Ain’t One Of Us And He Ain’t Human. And Trust Me, You Don’t Want To Mess With Him. (paris) Thank You For That Highly Unamusing Summation. Next Time I Have Insomnia, I Know Who To Call. In The Meantime, Little Lioness Who Would Probably Like To Live Another Year, Don’t Interrupt Me Again. I Don’t Like It And I Tend To Kill The Things I Don’t Like. (savitar)

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Yeah. And Savitar Predates Him. He Has Presided Over This Council Since The Very Beginning, And Notice, Savitar Looks About Thirty. We Don’t Know What He Is, But He Ain’t One Of Us And He Ain’t Human. And Trust Me, You Don’t Want To Mess With Him. (paris) Thank You For That Highly Unamusing Summation. Next Time I Have Insomnia, I Know Who To Call. In The Meantime, Little Lioness Who Would Probably Like To Live Another Year, Don’t Interrupt Me Again. I Don’t Like It And I Tend To Kill The Things I Don’t Like. (savitar)

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I Prefer Sidekick. I Tried Once For The Title Of Padawan, But Bubba Wigged Out Saying That Mentors Are Always Killed Off In Books And Movies And He’d Be Damned If He Was Going To Die Once He Taught Me Everything I Needed To Know About Killing Zombies. (mark) Then Why Let You Be His Sidekick? Isn’t That The Same Thing? (nick) Uh, No. In The Movies, The Sidekicks Are The Ones Who Die. (mark)

But If Fate Won’t Be Denied...if It’s Set, How Could There Be Infinite Possibilities? (kat) Only Certain Aspects Are Fated. The Outcome Isn’t. It Was Fated That Sin Would Loose His Godhood. The Means And What Followed Were Determined By Free Will. Free Will Is That One Scary Variable That Sets So Much Into Motion That No One, Not Even I, Have Control Over. (acheron)

Stay Out Of This, Zebulon. (dolophoni) You Guys Come To My Town, You Don’t Call. You Don’t Write. And You Expect Me To Just Let You Run Amok In Front Of The Humans? Really, Deimos, Don’t Tread Here Unless You Want To Bleed. (zt)

You Can’t Die, Vik. You’re A Mechbot. (syn) They Can Pull Me Apart And Reprogram Me. Trust Me, That’s Death. Now Shush Before They Find Us. Remember – Hide, People, Hide. (vik)

You’re Seriously Not Joking?” – Sundown “really? How Many More Times Are You Going To Ask Me That? I Could Be On A Beach Right Now With My Wife, Son, And Daughter, Baking In The Sun While They Frolic And Play. Am I? No. I’m Here, And I Want Nothing More Than To Yank You Around With Bullshit ’cause This Gets Me Off More Than My Wife Running In A Bikini.” – Zarek

Because If I Don’t, Fang Will Die. (aimee) Are You High? (dev) No. (aimee) C’mon, Aim, Admit It. Heavy Amounts Of Drugs Are Involved Here. (dev)

It’s Been A Full Week Since She Left And All You’ve Done Is Sulk Like A Dying Cow. (kish)

But His Pantheon Would Have Survived. (kat) Would It? Fate Is Never That Simple. It Doesn’t Go In A Straight Line, And The More You Try To Circumvent It, The Worse You Make It On Yourself. Fate Will Not Be Denied. Sin Would Have Lost His Powers By Another Means, At Another Time And Place. And Whoever Took Them Then Might Have Killed Him. Had He Died, The World Would Have Ended A Long Time Ago Or The Gallu Would Have Run Free And Taken Over. There Are Infinite Possibilities. (acheron)

Don’t Worry, Chris. The Day That Sony Playstation Attacks The World And Threatens To Destroy It, We’ll Give You A Call. (katra)

You Must Be Pain In The Nick.” – Dev “huh?” – Nick “don’t Wet Your Pets. Just A Figure Of Speech. Your Mom’s Been Talking About You All Day, Boy. You Are Her Favorite Topic.” – Dev “well, I Try Hard Not To Be Her Favorite Hemorrhoid.” – Nick

I’m So Sorry! Are You Okay? (shahara) Other Than The Fact That I Feel Like My Rib Just Punctured A Lung, Sure, I’m All Right. (syn)

I, For One, Am Exhausted. I’ve Been Threatened, Beaten, Bitten And Killed, And That Was Just In The Last Hour. (jericho)

I Have To Try. I Can’t Leave Him There. You Don’t Understand, Vik. I Love Him, And I Can’t Let Him Pay For Something I Did. I Don’t Care What It Takes, We Have To Save Him. (alix) Those Words, Little Girl, Just Saved Your Life. (shahara)

Life Was Brutal And It Made Victims Of Everyone.’ (nykyrian)

I Wish I Could Take Away Your Pain. I Wish I Could Go Back To When You Were Born And Take You Somewhere Safe. Far Away From All The People Who’ve Hurt You. (kiara) You’re Doing That Now. (nykyrian)

Sundown- When The Sun Must Make Peace With The Moon And For A Few Brief Moments, The Two Touch In Mutual Friendship And Respect. Perfect Balance Between The Light And Dark. A Time For Reflection And For Preparation.

You Better, Artemis. Because If You Don’t Get Him Under Control, The World Is Going To Become The Very Thing That Makes You Wake Up Screaming At Night. (acheron)

Safe. No One Ever Is. No Matter How Hard We Try. No Matter How Much We Plan And Prepare. There Will Always Be An Enemy At The Door And A Storm Trying To Knock Us Down. Life's Not About Security. It's About Picking Up The Peices After It's All Over And Carrying On.

Life Before Toilet Paper Was Not Worth Living.

They’re Lucky I Didn’t Rip Their Arms Off For Touching Her. (devyn)

I Would Never Have Written It Without You. (erin) And I Would Never Have Lived Without You. (v'aiden)

For The Record, This Isn’t A Male/female Thing. It’s A People Thing. You Talk About Men Being Cold...you Should See Women From My Standpoint. We’re Talking The Arctic Tundra Would Be Warmer. Believe Me, You Don’t Want To Know My Vantage Point On Your Gender. As A Man, If I Grabbed Your Breasts, I’d Be Arrested. Any Idea How Many Women Have Felt Free To Grab My Crotch At Will? (acheron)

Has Anyone Ever Won An Argument With You? (syd) Just Tee, And I Was Drunk And Wounded At The Time. (joe)

Please, By All The Blessed Saints And Their Bladders, Tell Me You Two Didn’t…have You Lost All Semblance Of Intelligence? (syn)

And You, My Best Friend On Earth, My Soul Sister Who Shares Chunky Monkey Scoops And Beefcake E-mails At The Drop Of A Hat, The Woman Who Made Me Wear A Frothy, Ruffled Lime-colored Bridesmaid Dress That Added Fifteen Pounds To My Hips, Are Going To Spill Your Guts To Me, Aren’t You? (sunshine) No Fair And The Dress Wasn’t Lime, It Was Mint. (selena) It Was Lime-icky Green And I Looked Like A Sick Pistachio. (sunshine)

Fifty Dorcas They’re Setting Up An Ambush Near My Ship. (nykyrian) No Bet. I Know They Are. They’re Too Stupid To Not Be Obvious And Predictable. Gah, I Hate Abiding By The Law. Too Bad You Can’t Slaughter Them Where They Stand. (syn)

Growing Up, Books Were My Lifeline, And I Owe A Debt To Those Writers That Can Never Be Repaid. They Saved My Sanity And Gave Me A World I Could Escape To. If I Can Pay That Forward To Another Person, That's All I Ask.

Would You Leave Me Alone, You Walking Pair Of Boots! Let Go Of My Easel, You Refugee From A Luggage Factory. If You Need Some Wood For A Toothpick, There’s A Bunch Of It On The Porch. (sunshine) Beth. What Are You Doing?...she Says She Was Forcing You Inside Before It Got Dark And Something Decided To Eat You. (talon) Tell Swamp Breath I Was Headed This Way. Why Was She…oh Jeez, Am I Really Have A Conversation With A Gator? (sunshine)

Because She’s Acheron Companion. (astrid) Ash Has A Companion? (zarek) (the Demon Snorted. She Stood Up And Whispered Loudly In Astrid’s Ear.) Dark-hunters Are Cute, But Very Stupid. (simi)

It Doesn’t Feel Like The End Of The World. (davyn) No, It Doesn’t…(stryker) How Does The Song Go, ‘it’s The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine? (apollymi)

It’s As If Your Kind Needs Adversity In Order To Achieve. (leta) No, We Don’t. That’s Just A Lie People Tell Themselves To Feel Better About All The People Who Kick Them In Their Teeth When It’s Just As Easy To Help A Man Up As It Is To Knock Him To The Ground. That’s Why I’ve Withdrawn From This World. I Don’t Want To Have To Watch My Back All The Time And I’m Tired Of Trying To Figure Out If The Loyalty Someone Professes Is Real And True, Or Just Another Lie That Will Crumble The Instant They Taste Jealousy. (aiden)

It’s A Brilliant Song! C’mon…’every Day Is Like Survival. You’re My Lover, Not My Rival.’ What Could Be More Meaningful Than That? (jesse)

I’m Adron’s Baby Sister. Dad Just Told Me About The Marriage, And I Had To Come Meet You And Make Sure Dad Hadn’t Snapped A Wheel And Started Hallucinating Or Something. (zarina)

Remember, Nick, There Are Only Two People In The Universe I Care For…and You’re Not One Of Them. (savitar)

And There’s One More Thing. (gabriel) Neutering? (zeke)

It Was Great, Wasn’t It? Really Exciting Stuff. (chris) Like Having My Teeth Drilled Without Novocain. (cassandra)

I've Had To Work Hard All My Life, And I Will Never, Ever Ask A Fan Or Reader To Pay For Something I've Rushed. It's Not Fair To Them, And I Will Never Give Them Anything Except My Absolute Best.

I’m Partial To The Truth, Lo. Good, Bad Or Indifferent. (vane)

If You Knew This, Why Did You Wait To Bring It Before The Omegrion? (savitar) Because I Was Afraid To Come Forward...(zack) And Now You're All Better? (savitar)

Yeah, Well, I’ll Be Glad To Birth It If It Means I Can Name Him Something Normal. (zarek) Yeah, Yeah. This From A Man Who Whines Like A Two-year-old When He Stubs His Toe. I’d Like To See You Survive Ten Hours Of Childbirth. (astrid)

I Know You’re Going To Find This Hard To Believe, But For Some Reason I Don’t Understand, I Actually Like You…most Of The Time. (simone) Well, You Also Love Jesse. Obviously Your Taste In Men Leaves A Lot To Be Desired. (xypher)

Vik? You Ready? (devyn) Your Stupidity Is What I Live For, Captain. (vik)

As The Great Poet Wrote, ‘to Thine Own Self Be True.’…what? You Don’t Think A Skotos Can Be Literate? I Happen To Love Shakespeare. Hamlet Is One Of My Faves. (zeth) I’m Not Touching That One With Tongs And A Gas Mask. (jericho)

We Got Latched Together And I Was Hoping You Could Separate Us? (amanda) They Were Made By Your Stepfather. Any Chance You Have A Key Lying Around? (kyrian) I Guess I Shouldn't Be Surprised. At Least This Time She's Not An Amazon Princess With An Irate Mother Demanding Parts Of Your Body Be Removed. Two Thousand Years Later, And You're Still Getting Into Unbelievable Messes. (julian)

Im Not Tense, Just Terribly, Terribly Alert." Nick

If I Hear ‘karma Chameleon’ One More Time, I Swear I’m Going To Find Boy George And Make Him Eat Jesse’s Record. What Does Red, Gold, And Green Have To Do With Anything Anyway? (gloria)

Yeah, Well, Your People Happen To Be Soul-sucking Demons. (wulf) You Ever Met A Banker Or A Lawyer? Tell Me Who’s Worse, My Urian Or One Of Them? At Least We Need The Food; They Do It Just For Profit Margins. (phoebe)

Sweetie, In Our World, Fair’s Got Nothing To Do With Anything. He Who Has The Greatest Power Wins. It’s Why We’re All Willing To Kill Each Other Off Without Flinching. (solin)

In Essence, We’re Their Servants Who Help Them And Who Guard Them From The Public. (leo) Oh Gee, Golly, Goodie, Mr. Leo! Can I Have My Eyes Gouged Out, Too? (susan)

So What’s On The Agenda For Tonight? (danger) Migraine, Futility, Possible Death. Same As Every Night, I Guess. (alexion)

I Love You, I Love You, I Love You! And If You Ever Die On Me Again, I'll Kill You So Dead! (tabitha)

They’re Ogling You, Dude. Talking About Your Assets And The Fact That You’re Nauseatingly Ripped, Which I Would Have Been Had I Not Bit The Dust At Seventeen. I’m Forever Trapped In My Tall, Gangly Phase. (jesse)

Fine. You Win. I Quit. You Two Deal With This. I’m Going Home. Packing Up All My Personal Items, And When You, Caleb, End Up Dead Because The Coach Has Your Jockstrap Or Something Else I Didn’t Steal But Someone Else Did, Don’t Call Me. I’m Done And I’m Going To Hide In A Bunker Until All Of This Is Over With.” – Nick “i Hate You, Nick.” – Caleb “feels Mutual, Demon.” – Nick

So What Are You In The Mood For? (sunshine) How About Naked Sunshine Al Dente Covered In Whipped Cream And Chocolate? We Could Even Put A Cherry On Top. (talon)

Guys, We’re So Screwed. The Women Know We Didn’t Go Hunting. (kyrian) You Think? What Idiot Came Up With That Lie? (zarek) I’m Not An Idiot. And It’s Not Like I Lied. I Just Omitted What Exactly We Were Hunting And Where We Were Doing It. (talon) Like Your Wives Wouldn’t Know Better? When Was The Last Time Mr. Armani Hunted Something That Didn’t Have A Price Tag On It? Oh, And The Loafers And Trousers Are Perfect Camouflage. (zarek)

Well, If You’re Through Taunting Poor Mike, Are You Ready To Go? (nick) You Give Me Any Lip, Little Boy, And There Won’t Be Enough Left Of You To Run Through A Sieve. (zarek)

I Know Everything About Everything And Before I Dry Off Completely, Which Is Something I Truly Hate, You Better Go Outside, Collect Trates, And Have Both Your Asses Out Of Here Or I’m Going To Lose What Little Patience I Have. You Will Play By The Rules I’ve Set Up For Sanctuary, Or I’ll Use Your Entrails For Armbands. (savitar)

Shut Up, Nick. (talon) 'shut Up, Nick, Heel, Sit, Fetch.’ Love You Too, Celt. (nick)

Oh, Gah, I’ve Been Slimed. (jericho) It’s Not Slime. It’s A Baby Kiss. (delphine) It's Slime. (zarek)

What Would You Like? (maggie) I Don’t Care. I’ll Eat Anything Not Tylenol Or Chocolate. (wren)

There’s No Need In Both Of Us Dying Tonight. (kiara) I Took An Oath To Save Every Life I Could. I’m Not About To Back Out On It Now. I Might Be A Lot Of Things, But A Coward Has Never Been One Of Them. (syn)

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