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Even The Idea Of A Fart Makes Me Laugh. Saying The Word 'fart' Makes Me Laugh. I Have Ifart On My Phone. I Have Remote Whoopee Cushions. Farts. To Me, There's Nothing Funnier.

-George Clooney

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Even The Idea Of A Fart Makes Me Laugh. Saying The Word 'fart' Makes Me Laugh. I Have Ifart On My Phone. I Have Remote Whoopee Cushions. Farts. To Me, There's Nothing Funnier.

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All I Will Say Is We Get Wiser As We Get Older. And That What I Am Looking For In Life Is The Same As I Always Have; Happiness, Peacefulness And Joy. And That's All I'm Going To Say About That Because Otherwise I'd Get Into Trouble

An Acting Career Usually Has About A Shelf Life Of Ten Years Before People Get Sick Of Seeing You. It's A Good Thing To Have A Job To Fall Back On And I Really Do Enjoy Directing.

My Father Was And Is A Great Journalist. Thirty Years Ago, I Was Studying Broadcasting In College, And The Problem Was I Wasn't Nearly As Good As My Father. I Wasn't As Quick Or As Smart As My Old Man, And I Realized It Would Be A Long Time Before I Was Ever Going To Be, And I Decided To Do Something Else.

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I've Certainly Done Some Turkeys Along The Way And Made Some Dumb Choices In My Career, Mostly Early On. I'm One Of The Lucky Ones Who Got To Make A Lot Of Mistakes Very Early When No One Was Paying Attention.

I Don't Believe In Happy Endings But I Believe In Happy Journeys.

My Life Isn't Focused On Results. My Life Is Really Focused On The Process Of Doing All The Things I'm Doing, From Work To Relationships To Friendships To Charitable Work.

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Getting Older Is Not Something That You're Not Much Concerned With.

What Did Bush Do On 9/11? He Ran Away And Hid. Even Reagan Knew More About Leadership Than That, And He Was As Bad A Symbol Of America As I Can Think Of, Off-hand. But At Least He's Been In Enough Cowboy Movies To Know He Had To Come Out And Stand On Top Of The Rubble And Be Seen Shaking His Fist Or Something.

It's Not That Your Back Hurts, .. You Get These Horrible, Ice Cream Brain-freeze Headaches. So I Would Go In On The Weekends And Get These Things Called Blood Patches, Where They'd Shoot Blood Into Your Spine. It Was Like Running A Marathon To Get It Done.

I Go On Youtube When Somebody Says To Look Something Up.

There's A Coffin In The Back Of The Church As The Wedding Is Going On ... Look, I'm A Romantic. I Like Marriage...in The Movies.

I Certainly Direct With Confidence Even If I'm Not Confident. I Learned Early On As An Actor That Confidence Can Be Faked, And It's Not Always A Terrible Thing To Do. A Lot Of Times If People Feel You're Confident, Then They're Confident.

Over The Years, Over The History Of Our Country, Liberals Have Stood On Many Of The Right Sides Of The Issues.

Fame Can Be Very Dangerous, Because You Can Start To Enjoy That Part Of It. And That's Not The Good Part Of What I Do For A Living. The Good Part Is The Making Of Films. The Unpleasant Part Is The Fame Part, If You're Not Careful.

We Try To Make Films For People [that Are] The Films That We'd Like To See. They're Not Easy To Get Made. They're Hard To Get Made. You Have To Keep The Budget Low To Get Them Made. But At The End Of The Day, I Don't Really Worry About Competition, Because I Don't Really Think Of It That Way. I Don't Feel Like I'm In A Race With Anybody.

I Have A Picture Of A Rainy Paris Street Scene Which I Bought When I Was 33 And On My First Trip To Paris. I Go Past It When I Go Upstairs Every Night And It Reminds Me Of That Trip And Makes Me Happy

In 2003 I Was Saying, Where Are The Ties [between Iraq] And Al-qaida? Where Are The Ties To 9/11? I Knew It; Where The F**k Were These Democrats Who Said, 'we Were Misled'? That's The Kind Of Thing That Drives Me Crazy: 'we Were Misled.' F**k You, You Weren't Misled. You Were Afraid Of Being Called Unpatriotic.

I Grew Up At A Time Where I Think Most People Had A Social And Political Conscience. Some Of The Biggest Changes In Our Country's Political History Happened At The Time I Was Growing Up, So I Was Raised To Be A Part Of Those Things And To Participate And I Will Continue To Do That As Much As I Can.

Ninety Percent Of Films Are Pretty Mediocre, But They Have A Built-in Audience And Open On 3,000 Screens.

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I'm Not Out Trying To Prove Anything. I'm Sort Of Finished With That, So I Get To Play In Other Sandboxes And Try And Figure Out What I Like And I'm Interested In.

I Enjoy Directing. I Don't Know Whether It's Improving Or Not, But It's Certainly Evolving In Different Directions.

My Parents Were Disappointed I Didn't Finish College, And They Were Really Upset When I Went To Hollywood To Become An Actor. I Was A Big Disappointment To Them.

The Government Itself Is Running Exactly Like The Sopranos And They Sit Back And They Make Deals. And They Say Okay, 'i'm Going Do This: France, You're Getting The Pipelines.'

I Just Found Out About 10 Days Ago That I Must Live 300 Or 400 Yards From Britney Spears... So Now I Have To Move.

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America Can't Beat Anyone Anymore.

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I'm Not Going To Let Anyone Make It Seem Like Being Gay Is A Bad Thing.

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I'm A Liberal. I'm Confused When That Became A Bad Word...

Peace Is Not Just A Colored Ribbon. It's More Than A Wristband Or A T-shirt. It's Not Just A Donation Or A 5 K Race. It's Not Just A Folk Song, Or A White Dove. And Peace Is Certainly More Than A Celebrity Endorsement. Peace Is A Fulltime Job. It's Protecting Civilians, Overseeing Elections, And Disarming Ex-combatants. The Un Has Over 100,000 Peacekeepers On The Ground, In Places Others Can't Or Won't Go, Doing Things Others Can't Or Won't Do. Peace, Like War, Must Be Waged.

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There Are People Who Like To Work In Chaos, And Some People Work Better Under That, And Create That Sort Of Chaos, But That Makes A Set Not Necessarily Very Fun. I Like To Work On Sets That Don't Have That.

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If You Don't Drink Coffee, I Am Suspicious Of Your Character And Will Not Invite You To My Italian Lake Home.

My Father Ran For Congress In 2004, And I Got A Sense That There Is No Way To Achieve Much Success Without A Certain Amount Of Compromise.

What I Try To Do Is Make Sure That The Directors I'm Working With Are On The Same Page And Want To Do The Same Kind Of Films. You Can Really Protect Yourself As An Actor If You Work With Really Good People. It Can Hide A Lot Of Flaws Along The Way.

If You Want To Protect Yourself As An Actor, Always Work With Good People

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I Rarely Tell Anybody What They Should Be Doing With Their Life.

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Most Of The Films I've Done Haven't Done Particularly Well. I'm Surprised I'm Continuing To Work.

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I'm The Flavor Of The Month.

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Everyone Makes Moral Choices That Better Themselves And Hurt Someone Else Along The Way - And Whether Or Not The Means Justify The Ends. And That, To Me, Is Universal.

I'm Interested In Making Films That Ask Questions And Don't Particularly Provide Answers.

'ides Of March' I Did For Scale - Scale As A Director, Scale As An Actor, Scale As A Writer.

I've Been Working With Pat Robertson On Africa Debt-relief, And We Disagree On Virtually Everything Except Certain Very Specific, Inalienable Rights, And The Truth Is That Morality And Patriotism Come In All Shapes And Sizes.

I'm Not Completely Against Khakis. It's Just The Level That You Have To Wear Them. The Higher You Pull Them, Then More Excruciating It Is.

"is Art Worth Dying For?" Well I Don't Know A Single Inanimate Object That's Worth Dying For.

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The Last Real Movie Stars Were Probably Redford And Newman. And Things Were Different Then. There Wasn't This Amazing Amount Of Magazines And Information About Them.

My Grandparents Back In Kentucky Owned A Tobacco Farm. So To Make Money In The Summer We Could Cut And Chop And Top And House And Strip The Tobacco.

The Directors Are Always Sharp. It's True.

I'm Only Two Years Older Than Brad Pitt, But I Look A Lot Older, Which Used To Greatly Frustrate Me. It Doesn't Anymore. I Don't Have To Fit Into That Category And Get Trounced By Tom Cruise And Brad.

We Must Not Confuse Dissent With Disloyalty. We Must Not Walk In Fear Of One Another. We Must Not Be Driven By Fear Into An Age Of Unreason.

Things Hurt Me Now. My Knees Hurt, My Back Hurts. But Your Head Still Thinks It's Twenty-three.

I'd Think,'in A Relationship, We Should Never Have His Kind Of Fight.' Then, Instead Of Figuring Out How To Make It Work, I Looked For A Way To Get Out Of It. The Truth Is, You Shouldn't Be Married If Your That Kind Of Person.

If You’re Famous, I Don’t — For The Life Of Me — I Don’t Understand Why Any Famous Person Would Ever Be On Twitter. Why On God’s Green Earth Would You Be On Twitter? Because First Of All, The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Make Yourself More Available, Right?

I Did A Lot Of Terrible Tv Shows And Was Really Terrible In Them, And I've Done Terrible Films I Was Terrible In, But Nobody Really Noticed.

When You First Start Out, You Are Just Happy To Get A Job, Any Job. And As Time Goes On, Either You Move Forward Or Screech To A Halt.

In The United States 95% Of The People Who Win Elections Have The Most Money. That's It. So, Money Is A Big Part Of Elections. But That Happens All The Time.

When You First Start Out As An Actor, You're Just Looking For A Good Part. As Time Goes On, If You're Being Held Responsible For The Movies Themselves, You're Looking For A Good Script All Around.

Over The Course Of My Career, I've Had The Great Fortune Of Working With Some Incredible Filmmakers Who Have Protected Me And Inspired Me And Taught Me What An Honor It Is To Work In Film.

I've Met My Bride-to-be In Italy And I Will Be Married In Italy Soon, In A Couple Of Weeks. In Venice Of All Places! In Closing, I Guess What I Would Like To Say Is To My Bride-to-be, Amal, That I Love You Very Much And I Can't Wait To Be Your Husband.

Both Of My Grandparents Died Of Lung Cancer. So I Got Quite A Lesson In The Payback Later In Life Of Smoking, And If You Keep It Up How Bad It Can Be.

If People See Me Having Dinner With A Beautiful Woman, They Immediately Believe That I'm Having A Love Affair With Her. Of Course That's Rubbish. I'm Not A Playboy!

You Have Only A Short Period Of Time In Your Life To Make Your Mark, And I'm There Now.

Having 'oscar Winner' On Your Tombstone Is A Great Thing.

Most Of The Time, I'm Working In Places I'm Not Familiar With. Sometimes It's Slovakia, And Sometimes It's Hawaii. Not To Bash On Slovakia, But I Really Did Enjoy Hawaii.

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Hosting Is Work. It Means You Don't Get To Go Up To Your Room And Disappear And Take A Nap. Like Everybody Else Does After Lunch. I'm Talking About Hosting, Not Hosting A Dinner Party, But Hosting People Staying In Your Home.

I Was Very Lucky To Get Well Known Much Later In Life. You Need To Have Flopped Quite A Few Times To Get A Sense Of How Little Any Of It Has To Do With You.

Life’s Better With Company. Everybody Needs A Co-pilot.

Whatever You Do, Don’t Wake Up At 65 Years Old And Think About What You Should Have Done With Your Life.

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The Loneliest You Will Get Is In The Most Public Of Arenas: You Will Go To A Place And End Up In The Smallest Compartment Possible, Because It's A Distraction To Everybody, And You End Up Not Getting To Enjoy It Like Everyone Else.

When You're Young, You Tend To Believe What People Tell You, And That's Dangerous. As You Get Older, You Learn That You're Never As Good Or As Bad As They Say You Are. If You Understand This, You Win.

At Some Point In Our Lifetime, Gay Marriage Won't Be An Issue, And Everyone Who Stood Against This Civil Right Will Look As Outdated As George Wallace Standing On The School Steps Keeping James Hood From Entering The University Of Alabama Because He Was Black.

On Christmas Morning, Before We Could Open Our Christmas Presents, We Would Go To This Stranger's Home And Bring Them Presents. I Remember Helping Clean The House Up And Putting Up A Tree. My Father Believed That You Have A Responsibility To Look After Everyone Else.

The Simple Truth Is That Everyone Has An Opinion, Everyone Has The Right To Voice It, And They Should If They Want To.

I Think It's The Most Responsible Thing You Can Do, To Have Kids. It's Not Something To Be Taken Lightly. I Don't Have That Gene That People Have To Replicate.

It's Fun To Slap People Around.

Venice Is The Prettiest City I've Ever Seen. It Looks Like A Disneyland Ride.

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The Idea That Every Time You Do A Film You're Supposed To Be Tortured Confuses Me. I Mean, Guys Who Say "oh, It's Really Tough, My Character Is Really Suffering" - Come On. For Us, Even In The Rotten Ones, We've Had A Good Time. I Don't Think You Have To Suffer.

Stage Actors Look Down On Movie Actors, Movie Actors Look Down On Tv Actors, And Tv Actors Look Down On... Mass Murderers.

I Don't Sleep Much. Five To Six, I'd Say. You Could Argue That People, As They Get Older, Sleep Less - Probably Because They're Afraid Of Dying At Some Point. I Know My Parents Don't Sleep Much. I Know That I Used To Be Able To Sleep Until Noon When I Was Younger. I Couldn't Fathom Staying In Bed Until Ten Now. I Wouldn't Know What To Do Unless There's A Football Game On.

I'm Certainly The Last Person To Give Advice On, Well, Anything.

I Find That As You Get Older, You Start To Simplify Things In General.

I Don't Go On That Many Dates, Because The Truth Is, Anytime You Go Out In Public With A Girl When You're Well-known, There Are Pictures Of You Everywhere, And It's Like You're A Thing.

After Doing One Fine Day And Playing A Pediatrician On Er, I'll Never Have Kids. I'm Going To Have A Vasectomy.

I Can't Give You 150 Takes. I Can't Even Give You 30 Different Ways Of Doing It! I Don't Have The Talent Or The Range For It.

I Bought A Piano Once Because I Had The Dream Of Playing As Time Goes By As Some Girl's Leaning On It Drinking A Martini. Great Image. But None Of It Worked Out. I Can't Even Play Chopsticks. But I've Got A Nice Piano At My House!

I Had My Aunt Rosie, Who Was Famous And Then Not, So I Got A Lesson In Fame Early On. And I Understood How Little It Has To Do With You. And Also How You Could Use It.

I Don't Tweet, I Don't Go On Facebook. I Think There's Too Much Information About All Of Us Out There. I'm Liking The Idea Of Privacy More And More.

Too Much Information

You Can't Beat Your Enemy Anymore Through Wars; Instead You Create An Entire Generation Of People Revenge-seeking. [...] Our Opponents Are Going To Resort To Car Bombs And Suicide Attacks Because They Have No Other Way To Win. I Believe (rumsfeld) Thinks This Is A War That Can Be Won, But There Is No Such Thing Anymore. We Can't Beat Anyone Anymore.

I Was Watching 'up In The Air' And I Thought, 'jesus, Who's The Old Gray-haired Guy?' And It Was Me. I Never Wear Makeup For Movies And Now It's Starting To Show.

I Played A Father A Few Times. You Don't Have To Shoot Heroin To Play A Heroin Addict ... I'm Not Running For President But I Could Play A Candidate. Most Of The Time, You Don't Really Have To Have Those Things In Your Life To Understand What They're Like.

At The Core Of Every Religion Is The Belief That We Care For Everyone....it's Not Too Late To Help A Neighbor In Need And To Do It With The Swiftness, Expertise, Generosity And Love That Resides In The Best Of Who We Are.

It's Not About An Opening Weekend. It's About A Career, Building A Set Of Films You're Proud Of. Period.

I Don't Like To Share My Personal Life... It Wouldn't Be Personal If I Shared It.

I Would Vote For Johnny Depp. We Could Use A President That Could Swashbuckle.

I Don't Remember Who Wins Awards [oscars]. I've Won A Few But What I Really Remember Are Movies. I Love Films, So I'm Not Concerned About Speculation About Winning Things Because I Really Enjoy Being In Films That Last Longer Than An Opening Weekend. That's My Goal In Life.

Im Like My Mother, I Stereotype. Its Faster.

It's Not That I Lead This Oblivious Life Where I Think I've Got Such A Great Personality That People Want To Spend Time With Me. If Someone Has A Poster Of You Or Asks For Your Autograph, Clearly You Can't Take Them Out On A Date. It's Not That Interesting If Someone Is Just Interested In You.

There Are Quite A Few Things That The Devil Could Tempt Me With... I Could Be Tempted By Youth If I Was Allowed To Hold On To All The Wisdom That I've Gotten. In Everything, Not Just Sports. In Life. In Acting. I'd Be Tempted By Youth Only So I Could Continue Doing It A Little Longer.

I Resolve Not To Drink Liquids Before Donning The Bat-suit.

Whatever Anybody Believes As Long As It Doesn't Hurt Anybody Else, It's Fair Enough, And Works, And I Think, Is Real, And Matters. I Don't Happen To Have Those Beliefs, As Much, You Know, I Don't Believe In Those Things.

The First Thing That I Learned - And I Understood It At A Really Young Age - Was That I Could Get A Laugh. Really Early. Because My Mother And Father Are Funny.

I Love My Grey Hair And Wrinkles. I Love The Fact That My Face Has More Of An Edge And More Character Than It Did When I Was In My 20s And 30s. No Botox For Me.

I'm Not Quite Sure What The Santicity Of Marriage Is.

I Want To Be The George Clooney Of Music.

Directing Is Really Exciting. In The End, It's More Fun To Be The Painter Than The Paint.

It's Very Easy For People To Be Critical Of President Obama's First Term, But Let's Face It, He Didn't Exactly Inherit The Country In The Best Shape.

I Don't Think That Hollywood Will Have Much To Do With Changing Politics. Hollywood Usually Reflects Things.

I Find That It's A Very Odd Thing To Think Of Competition When You're Talking About What I Still Think Of As Art. I Don't Think Of Competing With Actors Or Filmmakers At All. You Do Compete, In A Way, At The Box Office, But We're Far Enough Apart When Both Films Are Coming Out That I'm Not Concerned With That Either.

The Patriot Act Is Certainly A Concern; All Of Those Things Are Dangerous. I Think More Important Than Me Preaching Is That We As A Nation Have To Have The Debate. I Don't Know What The Answers Are. I Just Know That If The Idea Is To Say Talking About It Makes You Unpatriotic, I've Got To Call Your Bluff On That.

Honestly, As You Can Imagine, It Really Isn't All That Fun Directing Yourself, Running Back And Forth To The Monitors To See If You're Terrible Or Not.

Never Get Behind Old People. Their Bodies Are Littered With Hidden Metal And They Never Seem To Appreciate How Little Time They Have Left

Directors Are The Captains Of The Ship, And It's Your Job As The Lead Actor To Make Sure That The Rest Of The Cast Understand That By Doing Whatever He Says.

Bush, Sharon, Blair And Rice Are Names That History Will Damn.

I Don't Know Of An Actor That The Coen Brothers Would Come To And Say, "hey, I've Got A Movie For You To Be In, If You Want To Do It," That Would Say, "no." That's The Truth.

I've Worked With Woody Allen Twice And He Was Like, "whatever You Want To Change, It's Up To You. If You Want To Change The Words, Make Them Your Own."

Let's Face It: Bush Is Just Dim.

My Father Taught Me About Having Principles And How To Treat People With Respect. My Aunt Also Taught Me How To Keep A Perspective On Everything That Happens To You. So You Learn To Be Humble And Not Take Your Success For Granted.

You've Got To Remember That Films Don't Lead The Way. People Think That Films Are Trying To Lead Society. Mostly, They're Reflecting The Moods And Thoughts That Are Going On In The Country Or Around The World.

If We Dig Deep In Our History And Remember That We Are Not Descendants From Fearful People, We Proclaim Ourselves Indeed As We Are The Defenders Of Freedom Wherever It Continues To Exist In The World.

We're Always Going To Be A Society That's Going To Slow Down And Look At The Wreck On The Side If The Road If There Is One. We're Always Going To Do That Because It's Still Fascinating And It's Human Nature.

The First Question Is Something Immediate -- And Immediately, We Need Humanitarian Aid To Be Allowed Into The Sudan Before It Becomes The Worst Humanitarian Crisis In The World.

I Don't Believe In Happy Endings, But I Do Believe In Happy Travels, Because Ultimately, You Die At A Very Young Age, Or You Live Long Enough To Watch Your Friends Die. It's A Mean Thing, Life.

[on Charity] I Try To Pick Subjects That I Can Learn About And Then Focus On And Then Do As Much As I Can. If You Have A Tremendous Amount Of Heat From The Spotlight, Then You're Able To Shine A Little Bit More Of Your Light In A Different Direction. It's Just Deflecting. My Dad Calls It A Celebrity Credit Card That You Can Cash In. I Think If You're In This Position You Should Do It.

Shutting Down The Government Is Not How You Make Government Work.

Government Work

My Biggest Fear Is Doing The Same Things 10 Years From Now. That Would Be A Failure. It's Something You Have To Constantly Reassess, And Asking Yourself What You Are Going To Do Next Makes It A Good, Long Full Journey.

Oceans Is About Glamour. I Can't Go Looking Like A Slob Can I?

I Like Owning Dirt. You Know, I Spent A Lot Of Time Broke When I Moved To California. So Deep In My Soul Is Still This Idea Of Being Un-employed. To Me, Owning Land Means You Could Sell It At Some Point And Have Money.

Failures Are Infinitely More Instructive Than Successes.

I Had A Tesla. I Was One Of The First Cats With A Tesla. But I'm Telling You, I've Been On The Side Of The Road A While In That Thing.

I'm The Son Of A Newsman, I Grew Up Around News, So I Can Understand The Issue, Which Is That Papers Are Losing Subscribers And They're Getting Less And Less Outlets... It's A Tricky Thing. You're Going To Have To Sell Papers. The Problem Is, There's So Little Reporting Anymore.

What I Learned Is That I Should Probably Read A Screenplay Every Once In A While Before I Said 'yes'. You Could Make Bad Film Out Of A Good Script, But You're Never Going To Make A Good Film Out Of A Bad Script.

I Just Think There Are A Lot Of Celebrities Who Don't Feel That They Have A Voice. A Lot Of Actors Come From A Place Of Fear, And That's Just A General Statement About Actors. You're Terrified The Casting Director Won't Like You, You're Terrified The Producer Won't Like You, You're Terrified The Director Won't Like You, And On And On.

Growing Old On Screen Is Not For The Faint Of Heart.

The Best Advice I Got From My Aunt, The Great Singer Rosemary Clooney, And From My Dad, Who Was A Game Show Host And News Anchor, Was: Don't Wake Up At Seventy Years Old Sighing Over What You Should Have Tried. Just Do It, Be Willing To Fail, And At Least You Gave It A Shot. That's Echoed For Me All Through The Last Few Years.

But I'm Kind Of Comfortable With Getting Older Because It's Better Than The Other Option, Which Is Being Dead. So I'll Take Getting Older.

I'm Always Sort Of Optimistic About How Good We Are, As A Country, At Fixing Ourselves.

I'm The Least Metrosexual Cat You've Ever Met. I've Never Had My Fingernails Or Toenails Done, And I've Cut My Own Hair Longer Than Other People Have Cut My Hair.

It's Not Ideal To Have Three Films Coming Out At Once.

If You’re In The Room, You've Grabbed The Brass Ring. You Are All Winners.

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