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See, The First Thing About Actors Is, You're Just Trying To Get A Job; And You Audition And Audition And You Finally Get Them. And You Still Consider Yourself An Auditioning Actor. I Auditioned For One Fine Day, I Wasn't Offered That. So You're Still In That 'hey, I'm Just Trying To Get A Job' Thing. Then, You Get To The Point Where, If You Decide To Do It, Then They'll Make The Film. That's A Different Kind Of Responsibility, And It Usually Takes A Couple Of Films To Catch Up. And Then You Have To Actually Pay Attention To The Kind Of Films That You're Making.

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George Clooney

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See, The First Thing About Actors Is, You're Just Trying To Get A Job; And You Audition And Audition And You Finally Get Them. And You Still Consider Yourself An Auditioning Actor. I Auditioned For One Fine Day, I Wasn't Offered That. So You're Still In That 'hey, I'm Just Trying To Get A Job' Thing. Then, You Get To The Point Where, If You Decide To Do It, Then They'll Make The Film. That's A Different Kind Of Responsibility, And It Usually Takes A Couple Of Films To Catch Up. And Then You Have To Actually Pay Attention To The Kind Of Films That You're Making.

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Cincinnati Ohio

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Newsman Are The Ones Who - Without Them We Don't Have A Civil Rights Movement, We Don't Have A Women's Movement, We Don't Have A Vietnam Movement.

Actors Tend To Get In Their Own Way, A Lot. A Lot Of Times You Will Do Things That Will Screw Up Your Audition Process. I Was Very Bad At Auditioning, And I Always Went In To It Saying ‘god I Hope I Don’t Screw This Up.’ But At The Same Time, The Directors Are Saying, ‘god, I Hope This Person Is The Savior.’ You Have To Remember Is That The Worst Thing That Could Happen Is You Don’t Get The Job You Don’t Already Have.

There's A Certain Cruelty To Being On A Big Screen As Your Eyelids Start To Sag And Your Hair Falls Out And Turns Gray That You Either Have To Be Able To Handle Or Not. What You Can't Do Is Try To Force Yourself Into Roles That You Could Have Played Or Would Have Played Ten Years Earlier.

All I Will Say Is We Get Wiser As We Get Older. And That What I Am Looking For In Life Is The Same As I Always Have; Happiness, Peacefulness And Joy. And That's All I'm Going To Say About That Because Otherwise I'd Get Into Trouble

Do You Want The Truth Or The Politically Correct Version? The Truth Is That I Go Plastic, It's So Much Easier. And I Like To Put The Bags Over My Head At Night When I Sleep, Which I Think All The Kids At Home Should Try. Kidding!!

The Truth Is My Development I Hope Is The Same Way As Everything, Which Is, I Succeed Some, I Fail Some, And I Keep Slugging Away At It. I Really Enjoy It. It's Fun.

Oceans Is About Glamour. I Can't Go Looking Like A Slob Can I?

I'm The Son Of A Newsman, I Grew Up Around News, So I Can Understand The Issue, Which Is That Papers Are Losing Subscribers And They're Getting Less And Less Outlets... It's A Tricky Thing. You're Going To Have To Sell Papers. The Problem Is, There's So Little Reporting Anymore.

I've Been Left For Someone...all Those Things...it Was Sometimes A Surprise, And Sometimes You Saw T Coming. The Most Painful Was When I Kept Trying To Get Someone Back. But We All Make Dumb Mistakes.

I Don't Mind What They Say As Long As They're Not Being Mean.

My Father Was And Is A Great Journalist. Thirty Years Ago, I Was Studying Broadcasting In College, And The Problem Was I Wasn't Nearly As Good As My Father. I Wasn't As Quick Or As Smart As My Old Man, And I Realized It Would Be A Long Time Before I Was Ever Going To Be, And I Decided To Do Something Else.

Shutting Down The Government Is Not How You Make Government Work.

Government Work

As Time Goes On And You Become More Comfortable In Your Career Path, And Things Are Starting To Make Sense, And It's Not Just About Work, You Find That You're Able To Focus On Other Things And Other People.

The Directors Are Always Sharp. It's True.

If You're Famous, I Don't - For The Life Of Me - I Don't Understand Why Any Famous Person Would Ever Be On Twitter.

Directors Are The Captains Of The Ship, And It's Your Job As The Lead Actor To Make Sure That The Rest Of The Cast Understand That By Doing Whatever He Says.

It Is Astonishing That Gay And Lesbian Americans Are Still Treated As Second-class Citizens. I Am Confident That, Very Soon, The Laws Of This Nation Will Reflect The Basic Truth That Gay And Lesbian People - Like All Human Beings - Are Born Equal In Dignity And Rights.

I Am The Least Qualified Person To Comment On Anyone Playing The Role Of Batman Since I So Terribly Destroyed The Part.

I'm Not Smart Enough And I Don't Know Enough About What's Going On.

Honestly, As You Can Imagine, It Really Isn't All That Fun Directing Yourself, Running Back And Forth To The Monitors To See If You're Terrible Or Not.

Let's Face It: Bush Is Just Dim.

Fame Can Be Very Dangerous, Because You Can Start To Enjoy That Part Of It. And That's Not The Good Part Of What I Do For A Living. The Good Part Is The Making Of Films. The Unpleasant Part Is The Fame Part, If You're Not Careful.

So Far I've Done Two Films That Have Basically Been About Television Because I Know That World.

It's Fun To Slap People Around.

Most Of The Time, I'm Working In Places I'm Not Familiar With. Sometimes It's Slovakia, And Sometimes It's Hawaii. Not To Bash On Slovakia, But I Really Did Enjoy Hawaii.

Without Question, I Wake Every Night Five Times.

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