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Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.

-Charles M. Schulz

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Each Year, The Great

Charles M. Schulz

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Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.

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