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This Is My Report On How To Live... They Say The Best Way Is Just To Live One Day At A Time... If You Try To Live Seven Days At A Time, The Week Will Be Over Before You Know It.

-Charles M. Schulz

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This Is My Report

Charles M. Schulz

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This Is My Report On How To Live... They Say The Best Way Is Just To Live One Day At A Time... If You Try To Live Seven Days At A Time, The Week Will Be Over Before You Know It.

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No One Would Have Been Invited To Dinner So Often As Jesus Was Unless He Were Interesting And Had A Sense Of Humor.

I Have Observed That Whenever You Try To Hit Somebody, There Is A Tendency For Them To Try To Hit You Back.

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!

Soon Hansel And Gretel Came To A Little Cottage. When They Got Quite Near, They Saw That The Little House Was Made Of Bread And Roofed With Cake. The Windows Were Transparent Sugar." "there Must Not Have Been A Very Strict Building Code.

I've Been Thinking... Maybe You're A Mockingbird... Mockingbirds Imitate The Songs Of Other Birds... No, I've Never Heard Of Any Copyright Problems.

What Happened To Fun?" "our Insurance Doesn't Cover It!

It's Either The Flu Or Love... The Symptoms Are The Same.

Do You Have Your Own Room, Charlie Brown?" "oh, Yes... I Have A Very Nice Room." "i Hope You Realize That You Won't Always Have Your Own Room... Someday You'll Get Drafted Or Something, And You'll Have To Leave Your Room Forever!" "why Do You Tell Me Things Like That?" "it's On A List I've Made Up For You... I Call It, Things You Might As Well Know!

Never Jump Into A Pile Of Leaves With A Wet Sucker.

Never Give Your Heart To A Blockhead.

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

Life Is Too Short

Just Wait And See, Charlie Brown. I'll See The Great Pumpkin. I'll See The Great Pumpkin! Just You Wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin Will Appear And I'll Be Waiting For Him.

It's Better To Live One Day As A Lion Than A Dozen Years As A Sheep.

I Come From A Long Line Of Generations!

Brothers And Sisters Should Never Be In The Same Family.

Brothers And Sisters

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Was Happy? And Was Still In His Right Mind, I Mean.

Why Can't We Get All The People Together In The World That We Really Like And Then Just Stay Together? I Guess That Wouldn't Work. Someone Would Leave. Someone Always Leaves. Then We Would Have To Say Good-bye. I Hate Good-byes. I Know What I Need. I Need More Hellos.

I Think Anybody Who Is Writing Finds He Puts A Little Bit Of Himself In All Of The Characters, At Least In This Kind Of A Strip. It's The Only Way That You Can Survive When You Have To Do Something Every Day. You Have To Put Yourself, All Of Your Thoughts, All Of Your Observations And Everything You Know Into The Strip.

Wouldn't It Be Nice If Our Lives Were Like Vcrs , And We Could 'fast Forward' Through The Crummy Times?

Why Are You Standing Here, Charlie Brown?" "i'm Waiting For That Little Red-haired Girl To Walk By... I'm Going To Say Hello To Her And Ask Her How She's Enjoying Her Summer Vacation, And Just Sort Of Talk To Her... You Know..." "you'll Never Do It, Charlie Brown... You'll Panic..." "besides That, She's Already Walked By!

Schroeder, Do You Think Love Is The Answer To Everything?" "boy, I Hope Not!

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

Happiness Is Anyone And Anything That's Loved By You.

We Used To Have A Dog Named Snoopy, You Know, A Real Live Dog. I Suppose People Who Love Snoopy Won't Like It, But We Gave Him Away. He Fought With Other Dogs, So We Traded Him In For A Load Of Gravel.

One Of Beethoven's Favorite Dishes Was Macaroni And Cheese. The Girl I Marry Must Be Able To Make Good Macaroni And Cheese..." "how Did Beethoven Feel About Cold Cereal?

On A Beautiful Day Like This It Would Be Best To Stay In Bed So You Wouldn't Get Up And Spoil It!

Christmas Is A Box Of Tree Ornaments That Have Become Part Of The Family.

Love Is Not Knowing What You're Talking About.

Security Is A Thumb And A Blanket. Happiness Is A Warm Puppy.

All Is Well... That's My New Philosophy.

Little Brothers Are The Buck Privates Of Life!

Of All The Charlie Browns In The World, You're The Charlie Brownest.

The Worst Part Of It Is You Don't Know If He's Barking At An Owl, The Moon Or A Burglar!" "that's One Of The Drawbacks Of A Limited Vocabulary!

My Anxieties Have Anxieties.

No Problem Is So Formidable That You Can't Walk Away From It.

One Night I Was Sitting Listening To Some Hank Williams Songs - And They'll Change Your Life In A Hurry.

Nobody Likes Me!" "i Wish I Could Like You, Charlie Brown, But I Can't... If I Were To Like You, It Would Be Admitting That I Was Lowering My Standards! You Wouldn't Want Me To Do That, Would You? Be Reasonable! I Have Standards That I Have Set Up For Liking People, And You Just Don't Meet Those Standards! It Wouldn't Be Reasonable For Me To Like You!" "i Hate Myself For Being So Unreasonable!

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.

To Dance Is To Live!

I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't Stand.

I Feel Kind Of Depressed Today... Do You Ever Have The Feeling That Life Has Passed You By? Worse Than That... Sometimes I Think Life And I Are Going In Opposite Directions!

Do What Is Absolutely You And Nobody Else.

My Life Has No Purpose, No Direction, No Aim, No Meaning, And Yet I'm Happy. I Can't Figure It Out. What Am I Doing Right?

I Think They Assign Things To Students Which Are Way Over Their Heads, Which Destroy Your Love Of Reading, Rather Than Leading You To It. I Don't Understand That. Gosh.

I Think I'm Afraid Of Being Happy Because Whenever I Get Too Happy Something Bad Always Happens.

When They [visitors To His Studio:] Learn About The Six-week Daily-strip Deadline And The 12-week Sunday-page Deadline, A Visitor Almost Never Fails To Remark: "gee, You Could Work Real Hard, Couldn't You, And Get Several Months Ahead And Then Take The Time Off?" Being, As I Said, A Slow Learner, It Took Me Until Last Year To Realize What An Odd Statement That Really Is. You Don't Work All Of Your Life To Do Something So You Don't Have To Do It.

That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.

Well, I Know About Loneliness. I Won't Talk About It, But I Was Very Lonely After The War. I Know What It Feels Like To Spend A Whole Weekend All By Yourself And No One Wants You At All.

Sometimes, When You're Really Depressed, All You Want To Do Is Nothing. All You Want To Do Is Lean Your Head On Your Arm, And Stare Into Space. Sometimes This Can Go On For Hours. If You're Unusually Depressed, You May Have To Change Arms.

I Don't Believe In School Prayer. I Think It's Total Nonsense...who Is The Teacher There That Is Going To Have Them Pray? And Is The Teacher Going To Be Catholic Or Mormon Or Episcopalian Or What? It Just Causes All Sorts Of Problems. And What Are The Kids Praying About Anyway? Does It Really Matter, Does Praying In School...what Are You Doing It For? The Whole Thing Just Opens Up All Sorts Of Elements Of Discussion. I Think It's Crazy.

I Have A New Philosophy. I'm Only Going To Dread One Day At A Time.

All I Wanted To Do Was Be A Hero... But Do I Ever Get To Be A Hero? All I Ever Get To Be Is The Stupid Goat!" "don't Be Discouraged, Charlie Brown... In This Life We Live, There Are Always Some Bitter Pills To Be Swallowed..." "if It's All The Same With You, I'd Rather Not Renew My Perscription!

Aunt Marion Was Right... Never Marry A Musician, And Never Answer The Door.

You Try For A Little Happiness, And What Do You Get? A Few Memories And A Fat Stomach!

I Just Draw What I Think Is Funny, And I Hope Other People Think It Is Funny, Too.

For One Brief Moment Victory Was Within Our Grasp!" "and Then The Game Started!

Goodbys Always Make My Throat Hurt... I Need More Hellos.

That's The Secret To Life... Replace One Worry With Another.

All You Need Is Love. But A Little Chocolate Now And Then Doesn't Hurt.

Jogging Is Very Beneficial. It's Good For Your Legs And Your Feet. It's Also Very Good For The Ground. If Makes It Feel Needed.

Fitness Motivational

I've Tried To Be A Better Person... I've Tried, And Tried And Tried! You Know How Hard I've Tried! Tell Me How I've Tried..." "nice Try... Five Cents, Please!

Life Is Like A Ten Speed Bicycle. Most Of Us Have Gears We Never Use.

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

Years Are Like Candy Bars... We're Paying More, But They're Getting Shorter.

The Term That Best Describes Me Now Is 'secular Humanist.'

I Gave Up Trying To Understand People Long Ago. Now I Let Them Try To Understand Me!

Don't Worry About The World Coming To An End Today. It Is Already Tomorrow In Australia.

Going To Our School Is An Education In Itself Which Is Not To Be Confused With Actually Getting An Education.

I Know The Answer! The Answer Lies Within The Heart Of All Mankind! The Answer Is Twelve? I Think I'm In The Wrong Building.

The Crabby Little Girls Of Today Are The Crabby Old Women Of Tomorrow!

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

There Is No Greater Burden Than Great Potential.

Some Days, A Beautiful Sunset With Your Best Friend Can Be One Of The Most Peaceful And Relaxing Mediations Of The Day.

It Doesn't Matter What You Believe Just So Long As You're Sincere.

Lucy: Our Teacher Wants Us To Write An Essay On Praying. Charlie Brown: Praying Is Important When You Wake Up At Two O'clock In The Morning Feeling Sick From Eating Something Dumb The Day Before. Lucy: I'll Just Say We Were Out Of Town And I Didn't Have Time To Write Anything.

Exercise Is A Dirty Word. Every Time I Hear It I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.

Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

Only In Math Can You Buy Sixty Cantaloupes And No One Asks What The Hell Is Wrong With You.

You Can't Survive By Sucking The Juice From A Wet Mitten.

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

Cartooning Is Preaching. And I Think We Have A Right To Do Some Preaching. I Hate Shallow Humor. I Hate Shallow Religious Humor, I Hate Shallow Sports Humor, I Hate Shallowness Of Any Kind.

It Is Difficult To Talk About What I Do, Because I Do It So I Don't Have To Talk About It.

I Don't Know The Meaning Of Life. I Don't Know Why We Are Here. I Think Life Is Full Of Anxieties And Fears And Tears. It Has A Lot Of Grief In It, And It Can Be Very Grim. And I Do Not Want To Be The One Who Tries To Tell Somebody Else What Life Is All About. To Me It's A Complete Mystery.

There's Nothing Like Unrequited Love To Take All The Flavor Out Of A Peanut Butter Sandwich.

Unrequited Love

Happiness Is A Sad Song.

Never, Ever, Ever Give Up.

Learn From Yesterday, Live For Today, Look To Tomorrow, Rest This Afternoon.

Live In The Moment

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.

There Are Three Things I Have Learned Never To Discuss With People...religion, Politics And The Great Pumpkin!

What's This? That Little Red-haired Girl Dropped Her Pencil... Gee... It's Got Teeth Marks All Over It... She Nibbles Her Pencil... She's Human!

No Matter What Anyone Says, It's Much Worse To Be Unloved Than It Is To Be Lost In The Woods." "sometimes, I Think You've Been Lost In The Woods All Your Life, Charlie Brown.

Here I Am Flying High Over Enemy Lines In My Sopwith Camel Searching For The Red Baron. Who's That Behind Me? It's The Red Baron! He Has Me In His Sights! Give My Regards To Broadway.

You Can't Eat Compliments.

Dear Valentine, I Have Thought Of You Often. Not All The Time, But Often.

Thoughts Of You

If You Grit Your Teeth And Show Real Determination, You'll Always Have A Chance.

Charlie Brown Got Hit With A Line-drive!" "does Anyone Here Know Anything About First-aid?" "it's Probably Not Serious... Second Or Third-aid Will Do.

One Moment, Please... We Interrupt Our Regular Program To Bring You This Special Bulletin: It's A Nice Day Outside.

Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night, And You Don't Have A Single Thing To Worry About...that Always Worries Me!

People Shouldn't Be Embarrassed Just Because They Get Caught Acting A Little Silly.

This Is My Depressed Stance. When You're Depressed, It Makes A Lot Of Difference How You Stand. The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Straighten Up And Hold Your Head High Because Then You'll Start To Feel Better. If You're Going To Get Any Joy Out Of Being Depressed, You've Got To Stand Like This.

It's A Mistake To Try To Avoid The Unpleasant Things In Life... But I'm Beginning To Consider It.

Charlie Brown: "life Is Just Too Much For Me... I've Been Confused Right From The Day I Was Born... I Think The Whole Trouble Is That We're Thrown Into Life Too Fast... We're Not Really Prepared..." Linus: "what Did You Want... A Chance To Warm Up First?"

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?

I Don't Think God Wants To Be Worshiped. I Think The Only Pure Worship Of God Is By Loving One Another, And I Think All Other Forms Of Worship Became A Substitute For The Love That We Should Show One Another.

You Know What I Think My Best Quality Is? I Think I'm Nice To Have Around. I'd Hate It If I Weren't Around!

The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology; Just Love One Another.

Love One Another

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.

Maybe I Can Put It Another Way... Life, Charlie Brown, Is Like A Deck Chair." "like A What?" "have You Ever Been On A Cruise Ship? Passengers Open Up These Canvas Deck Chairs So They Can Sit In The Sun... Some People Place Their Chairs Facing The Rear Of The Ship So They Can See Where They've Been... Other People Face Their Chairs Forward... They Want To See Where They're Going! On The Cruise Ship Of Life, Charlie Brown, Which Way Is Your Deck Chair Facing?" "i've Never Been Able To Get One Unfolded.

You Can't Write A Term Paper Before Breakfast.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Ask Why Me? Then A Voice Answers Nothing Personal, Your Name Just Happened To Come Up.

Schroeder, Do You Think I'm Beautiful?" "i Think You're The Most Beautiful Girl The World Has Ever Known..." "you Hate Me, Don't You?

I've Always Been Criticized, Right From The Beginning! Right From The Very First Day I Was Born... They Said I Wasn't Right For The Part!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Ask, 'where Have I Gone Wrong?' Then A Voice Says To Me, 'this Is Going To Take More Than One Night.'

That Stupid Charlie Brown! He Had The Nerve To Say I'm Not Perfect!" "so I Suppose You Hit Him, Huh?" "rats! I Knew I Forgot Something!

Aren't The Clouds Beautiful? I Could Just Lie Here All Day, And Watch Them Drift By.

I Think I'll Go Over And Introduce Myself To That Little Red-haired Girl. I Think I'll Introduce Myself, And Then Ask Her To Come Over And Sit Next To Me. I Think I'll Ask Her To Sit Next To Me Here, And Then I Think I'll Tell Her How Much I've Always Admired Her... I Think I'll Flap My Arms, And Fly To The Moon.

I Was Jumping Rope. Everything Was Fine. And Then Suddenly Everything Seemed So Futile.

Snoopy Didn't Start Off Being A Beagle. It's Just That 'beagle' Is A Funny Word.

My Grandfather Has Been Very Depressed Lately. He Just Doesn't Know What To Do. He Says It's Late In The Game, And He's Afraid That Life Has Him Beaten." "tell Him To Take Out The Goalie.

Snowflakes Fascinate Me... Millions Of Them Falling Gently To The Ground... And They Say That No Two Of Them Are Alike! Each One Completely Different From All The Others... The Last Of The Rugged Individualists!

Individual Differences

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!

Sometimes, When You Walk By The Home Of The Girl You Love, You Can See Her Standing By The Window... She Waves At You, And You Wave Back... But It's Her Grandmother.

In The Book Of Life, The Answers Aren't In The Back.

I Want To Know About Life! I Want Some Real Answers..." "five." "five?!" "i Thought That Was A Pretty Good Answer!

See The Valentine I Made For Linus? On The Inside, I Wrote, To My Sweet Babboo." "he Says He's Not Your Sweet Babboo." "what Does He Know?

All Right, Team... This Is Our First Game Of The Season... If We All Show The Right Spirit, I Think We Can Win This One. Let's Try To Encourage Each Other... Let's Hear A Little Chatter Out There, Okay?" "you're Beautiful, Kid!

Nobody Gave Me What I Wanted For My Birthday! Nobody! What Sort Of Presents Do You Call These? New Shoes, A Green Sweater And A Bunch Of Stupid Toys!" "what Were You Expecting?" "real Estate!

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

A Whole Stack Of Memories Never Equal One Little Hope.

Lucy: You Learn More When You Lose Charlie Brown: Well Then I Must Be The Smartest Person In World!!!

If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have The Lens Cap On.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

Today Is My Grandfather's Birthday." "how Old Is He?" "sixty-three. It's Hard To Believe He Was Once A Human Being.

Look At Charlie Brown's Face. Would You Please Hold Still A Minute Charlie Brown? I Want Linus To Study Your Face. Now This Is What You Call A Failure Face, Linus. Notice How It Has Failure Written All Over It. Study It Carefully Linus. You Rarely See Such A Good Example. Notice The Deep Lines, The Dull Vacant Look In The Eyes. Yes, I Would Say This Is One Of The Finest Examples Of A Failure Face That Your Liable To See For A Long While.

I Enjoy Looking At Your Face... Whenever I Look At Your Face, A Question Always Comes To My Mind... Will Man Ever Succeed In Reaching The Moon?

What's The Good Of Living If You Don't Try A Few Things?

Linus: Nothing Goes On Forever. All Good Things Must Come To An End... Charlie: When Do The Good Things Start?

No Problem Is Too Big To Run Away From.

Empty?! You Took All The Cookies!" "they Were Crying To Get Out Of The Jar... Cookies Get Claustrophobia Too, You Know!

It Won't Do You Any Good To Run If You're Running The Wrong Way. I've Developed A New Philosophy...i Only Dread One Day At A Time.

One Day At A Time

There Sure Are A Lot Of These 'instant' Products On The Market. Instant Coffee, Instant Tea, Instant Pudding, Instant Cereal... Instant Dislike.

Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

It Just Seems That If You Hang On For A While Longer, There Is Always Something Bright Around The Corner, Or The Dark Clouds Will Go Away And There Will Be Sunshine Again.

Sometimes I Think My Soul Is Full Of Weeds!

Snoopy (musing On His Rooftop): Good Grief! Is It November Already? My Life Is Going By Too Fast. I Think Someone Pushed The "fast Forward" Button.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Think About That Little Red-haired Girl... I Don't Ever Want To Forget Her Face, But If I Don't Forget Her Face, I'll Go Crazy... How Can I Remember The Face I Can't Forget? Suddenly I'm Writing Country Western Music!

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

Uncontrollable Urge

I Have A Feeling That When My Ship Comes In I'll Be At The Airport.

I'm Depressed! I'm Completely Depressed! I Am Firmly Convinced That There Is No One In This World Who Really Likes Me!" "so What Else Is New?

I Fall In Love With Any Girl Who Smells Of Library Paste.

Falling In Love

Life Is Full Of Choices, But You Never Get Any!

Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

Life Is Too Short

All You Require Is Adore. But Just A Little Chocolate At Times Will Not Damage.

Duck, Big Brother! Here Comes Another Day!

Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog. Sigh! There's So Little Hope For Advancement.

Happiness Is Loving Your Enemies.

Loving Your Enemies

There Is Nothing More Attractive Than A Nice Smile

Christmas Is Doing A Little Something Extra For Someone.

Nothing Echoes Like An Empty Mailbox.

Funny Relationship

It Seems Beyond The Comprehension Of People That Someone Can Be Born To Draw Comic Strips, But I Think I Was. My Ambition From Earliest Memory Was To Produce A Daily Comic Strip.

How Is The Birdhouse Coming Along, Charlie Brown?" "well, I'm A Lousy Carpenter, I Can't Nail Straight, I Can't Saw Straight And I Always Split The Wood... I'm Nervous, I Lack Confidence, I'm Stupid, I Have Poor Taste And Absolutely No Sense Of Design... So, All Things Considered, It's Coming Along Okay!

Beethoven Can't Really Be Great Because His Picture Isn't On A Bubble Gum Card.

A Good Education Is The Next Best Thing To A Pushy Mother.

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

Are You Upset Little Friend? Have You Been Lying Awake Worrying? Well, Don't Worry...i'm Here. The Flood Waters Will Recede, The Famine Will End, The Sun Will Shine Tomorrow, And I Will Always Be Here To Take Care Of You.

Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You Are.

A Cartoonist Is Someone Who Has To Draw The Same Thing Day After Day Without Repeating Himself.

For A Nothing, Charlie Brown, You're Really Something!

Try Not To Have A Good Time... This Is Supposed To Be Educational.

Dear Irs, I Am Writing To Cancel My Subscription. Please Remove My Name From Your Mailing List.

No Problem Is So Big Or So Complicated That It Can't Be Run Away From!

The Hand That Controls The Supper Dish Rules The World!

How Can We Lose When We're So Sincere?

Friendship Isn't About Who You've Known The Longest. It's All About The Friend Who Comes And Stands By Your Side In Bad Times.

There's No Sense In Doing A Lot Of Barking If You Don't Really Have Anything To Say.

Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.

Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

Your Stupidity Is Appalling!" "most Stupidity Is!

Never Set Your Stomach For A Jelly-bread Sandwich Until You're Sure There's Some Jelly!

I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't Like.

I Do Not Like A High-organized Church. I Think That As Soon As The Congregation Reaches A Level Of One Hundred Or So People, It Is Time To Build A New Church. As Soon As The Congregation Gets To The Point Where You Are Not On Fairly Intimate Terms With Every Other Person In That Church, Then You Have Become A Theater Where People Can Attend Services. I Do Not Think You Can Attend A Church Service. Service Is Not Something Which Is There To Be Viewed As If It Were A Play Or A Movie.

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

I Think We Can Rule Out 'mixed Brain Dominance' As A Cause Of Your Poor Performance At School, Charlie Brown" "have You Ruled Out Stupidity?" "peanuts", Charles M

Linus: What Would You Say You Want Most Out Of Life, Charlie Brown? To Be Happy? Cb: Oh, No. I Don't Expect That. I Really Don't. I Just Don't Want To Be Unhappy!

Travel Tips: How To Avoid Carsickness, Seasickness And Airsickness... Be Careful What You Eat. And Stay Home.

Sometimes I Feel That Life Has Passed Me By... Do You Ever Feel That Way, Charlie Brown?" "i Feel That It Has Knocked Me Down And Walked All Over Me!

Life Is Like A Game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes You Win... Sometimes You Lose." "i'll Be Happy If I Just Make The Playoffs.

A Kiss On The Nose Does Much Toward Turning Aside Anger.

I Am Not Concerned With Simply Surviving. I Am Very Concerned About Improving. I Start Each Day By Examining Yesterday's Work And Looking For Areas Where I Can Improve. I Am Always Trying To Draw The Characters Better, And Trying To Design Each Panel Somewhat In The Manner A Painter Would Treat His Canvas.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. - Snoopy

Happiness Is A Warm Puppy.

Lucy: Do You Think You Have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I Don't Know, What Is Pantophobia? Lucy: The Fear Of Everything. Charlie: That's It!!!

I'm Dying And All I Hear Are Insults!

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