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The Lord Gave Us Two Ends - One To Sit On And The Other To Think With. Success Depends On Which One We Use The Most.

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If You Marry A Man Who Cheats On His Wife, You'll Be Married To A Man Who Cheats On His Wife.

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I Made Up My Mind When I Was 15 Years Old That I Would Never Smoke Or Drink. I Have Kept That Pledge To Myself, And It Was One Of The Smartest Decisions I Ever Made.

People, Like Water, Seek Their Own Level.

Nobody Gets To Live Life Backward. Look Ahead, That Is Where Your Future Lies.

Marriage Is Not A Reform School.

Bragging May Not Bring Happiness, But No Man Having Caught A Large Fish Goes Home Through An Alley.

There Could Be No Honor In A Sure Success, But Much Might Be Wrested From A Sure Defeat.

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Expect Trouble As An Inevitable Part Of Life, And When It Comes, Hold Your Head High, Look It Quarely In The Eye And Say, 'i Will Be Bigger Than You. You Cannot Defeat Me.

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The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

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A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

A Person Doesn't Know How Much He Has To Be Thankful For Until He Has To Pay Taxes On It.

My Personal Recipe For Success Is- Do What You Love And Don't Look At The Clock.

An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.

If You Want To Catch Trout, Don't Fish In A Herring Barrel.

Don't Give Up. Keep Going. There Is Always A Chance That You Stumble Onto Something Terrific. I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Stumbling Over Anything While He Was Sitting Down

Nobody Says You Must Laugh, But A Sense Of Humor Can Help You Overlook The Unattractive, Tolerate The Unpleasant, Cope With The Unexpected, And Smile Through The Day.

Friends With Benefits? More Than Friends? Don't Sample The Goodies Unless You're Willing To Risk Addiction And Withdrawal.

Some Men Have No Idea How To Romance A Woman. However, Women Who Teach Their Husbands What They Like Will Be Well-rewarded.

Expect Trouble As An Inevitable Part Of Life And When It Comes, Hold Your Head High, Look It Squarely In The Eye And Say “i Will Be Bigger Than You. You Cannot Defeat Me.” Then Repeat To Yourself The Most Comforting Of All Words , “this Too Shall Pass.”

Warmth, Kindness, And Friendship Are The Most Yearned For Commodities In The World. The Person Who Can Provide Them Will Never Be Lonely.

Church Is Not A Museum For Saints, But Rather A Hospital For Sinners.

No Person Who Can Read Is Ever Successful At Cleaning Out An Attic.

Nobody Ever Drowned In His Own Sweat.

Bragging Is Not An Attractive Trait, But Let's Be Honest. A Man Who Catches A Big Fish Doesn't Go Home Through An Alley.

Maturity: Be Able To Stick With A Job Until It Is Finished. Be Able To Bear An Injustice Without Having To Get Even. Be Able To Carry Money Without Spending It. Do Your Duty Without Being Supervised.

The Trouble With Talking Too Fast Is You May Say Something You Haven't Thought Of Yet.

Some People Believe Holding On And Hanging In There Are Signs Of Great Strength. However, There Are Times When It Takes Much More Strength To Know When To Let Go And Then Do It.

If You Want Your Children To Listen, Try Talking Softly - To Someone Else.

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee.

One Of The Characteristics Of The Young Is "i Want It Now."

Characteristics

Some Women Have The Best Husbands. Others Make The Best Of The Husbands They Have.

Never Let An Opportunity Pass To Give A Well-deserved Compliment.

Class Is Considerate Of Others. It Knows That Good Manners Is Nothing More Than A Series Of Petty Sacrifices.

It's One Of The Ironies Of Human Nature That The Most Sensitive People Are Generally Insensitive To The Feelings Of Others.

Know When To Tune Out, If You Listen To Too Much Advice You May Wind Up Making Other Peoples Mistakes.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

Problems Are Inevitable. Misery Is A Choice.

No One Knows What A Marriage Is Like Except The Two People In It - And Sometimes One Of Them Doesn't Know.

The Minute More Than Two People Know A Secret, It Is No Longer A Secret.

Many People Know The Price Of Everything And The Value Of Nothing

Inside Every Seventy-year-old Is A Thirty-five-year-old Asking, 'what Happened?

Let This Coming Year Be Better Than All The Others. Vow To Do Some Of The Things You Have Always Wanted To Do But Could Not Find The Time. Call Up A Forgotten Friend. Drop An Old Grudge, And Replace It With Some Pleasant Memories. Vow Not To Make A Promise You Do Not Think You Can Keep. Walk Tall, And Smile More. You Will Look 10 Years Younger. Do Not Be Afraid To Say, I Love You. Say It Again. They Are The Sweetest Words In The World.

A Happy Marriage Has The Tranquility Of A Lovely Sunset.

Know Yourself. Don't Accept Your Dog's Admiration As Conclusive Evidence That You Are Wonderful.

If Criticism Is Needed, Do It Tactfully. Don't Use A Sledgehammer When A Fly Swatter Will Do The Job.

Maturity Is Many Things. It Is The Ability To Base A Judgment On The Big Picture, The Long Haul.

People Who Care About Each Other Enjoy Doing Things For One Another. They Don't Consider It Servitude.

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