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All Social Workers Want Is To Get Everyone Involved In A Programme. Because A Programme Provides Full Employment For Three Generations Of Social Workers. And They Mess Up.

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All Social Workers Want

David Eddings

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All Social Workers Want Is To Get Everyone Involved In A Programme. Because A Programme Provides Full Employment For Three Generations Of Social Workers. And They Mess Up.

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