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Your Map Of Africa Is Really Quite Nice. But My Map Of Africa Lies In Europe. Here Is Russia, And Here... Is France, And We're In The Middle - That's My Map Of Africa.

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Your Map Of Africa Is Really Quite Nice. But My Map Of Africa Lies In Europe. Here Is Russia, And Here... Is France, And We're In The Middle - That's My Map Of Africa.

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