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You Need To Be Able To Agree From Time To Time If We're Going To Get Anywhere. Once You Have Started A Civil Dialogue, It's A Much Smoother Road To Compromise. The Key Thing To Remember Is It's A Daily Practice.

-Samantha Bee

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Samantha Bee

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You Need To Be Able To Agree From Time To Time If We're Going To Get Anywhere. Once You Have Started A Civil Dialogue, It's A Much Smoother Road To Compromise. The Key Thing To Remember Is It's A Daily Practice.

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