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You Learn To Laugh At Yourself And You Also Lean On Comedy As A Crutch To Kind Of Take The Edge Off Because Comedians Often Are Self-deprecating And They Cross Lines That They Shouldn't. Stuff Like That Brings A Smile To My Face Every Once In A While When Needed.

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You Learn To Laugh

John Cena

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You Learn To Laugh At Yourself And You Also Lean On Comedy As A Crutch To Kind Of Take The Edge Off Because Comedians Often Are Self-deprecating And They Cross Lines That They Shouldn't. Stuff Like That Brings A Smile To My Face Every Once In A While When Needed.

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