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You Know, There Are Just Some Things You Never Expect To Face Even On This Job. A Flying Primate That Shoots Fire Out Its Nose Is One Of Them.

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You Know, There Are Just Some Things You Never Expect To Face Even On This Job. A Flying Primate That Shoots Fire Out Its Nose Is One Of Them.

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What Are You? (nick) Completely Perplexed. You Remember Everything That Happened. (acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not Like You’re Going To Forget The Killer Zombie Stalkers And Psyched-out Kitchen Staff. What Kind Of Freak Show Is This? (nick)

Remembers Everything

Life Is About Coming To Terms With The Mistakes Made. Learning To Live With Them Even When They Cut Soul Deep.

Why Did You Leave? (aiden) I Took Care Of The Person Harassing Him. Threat Gone. Job Eliminated. Anything Else You Want To Know? Dental Records, Fingerprints? Retinal Scan? (leta) Urine Sample Would Work. (aiden) What Cup You Want Me To Use? (leta) Does Anything Faze You? (aiden) I Fight People For A Living. Do You Honestly Think Peeing In A Cup Is Going To Frighten Me? (leta)

I Waited Two Thousand Years For You, Grace Alexander,” He Whispered In Her Ear. “and You Were Worth Every Second Of It.

Don’t Worry If I Lay My Head Back And Start To Snore While We’re Flying. It’s Normal. I’m Just Here In Case Jake Has A Stroke And Dies. (tony)

So Are We Going To Continue Glaring Angrily At Each Other While We Pose In Our Tough Stances? Or Use Our Time To Work Out A Plan That Hopefully Doesn’t End With Our Mutual Deaths? (acheron)

Hi, Mom…yes, I Know My Heart Rate’s Dangerously Elevated. That Sound? I’m Being Shot At, Ma. Gotta Go Now. Love You Much. Hugs And Kisses. (devyn)

Nick Was Dressed In Jeans, A Dark Green Sweater, And Bomber Jacket–the Perfect Image Of A Rich College Student. Talon Looked Like A Biker Who Had Just Left Sanctuary, New Orleans’s Premier Biker Bar. Acheron Looked Like A Refugee From The Dungeon–the Local Underground Goth Hangout. Valerius Was The Professional Contingent, And Zarek…zarek Just Looked Like He Was Ready To Kill Something.’ (talon)

You Have To Remember That What We’re Dealing With Here Are Sumerian Gallu Demons. The Next To The Lowest Form Of Demon On The Demon Food Chain. They’re Simple Demons Really. Lowly. You Know…morons. (jaden)

Yeah, Well, To Hear You Talk, Most Men Should Come With Warning Labels. (she Lifted Her Hands Up To Frame Her Next Statement.) Attention, Please, Psycho Alert. Me, He-man, Am Prone To Nasty Mood Swings, Lengthy Pouts, And Possess The Ability To Tell A Woman The Truth About Her Weight Without Warning. (selena)

In A Dream I Cannot See Tangled Abstract Phallacy Random Turmoil Builds In Me I'm A Addicted To Chaos -megadeth, Addicted To Chaos

What Were You Thinking? You Just Met Him. (selena) I Know. It’s So Not Like Me, But I Couldn’t Help Myself. It Was Just Like That Weird Magnetic Force That Grabs Me When I’m Walking Past The Frostbyte Café And Makes Me Swerve In To Get A Triple Scoop Of Ben And Jerry’s Chunky Monkey. The Power Of Temptation Was Just Too Much, Selena. I Couldn’t Resist It. He Was A Chunky Monkey Container And All I Could Think Was, ‘someone Give Me A Spoon.’ (sunshine)

Guess We're Going North," Dev Said Slowly. "everyone, Follow Lassie.timmy's In The Well.

I Learned A Long Time Ago Not To Judge People By What They Look Like, Sound Like, Or By The Clothes They Wear. Just Because A House Is Nice And Shiny Out Front Doesn’t Mean It’s Not Rotting On The Inside. (kyrian)

Your Mother Was A Goatherder. (savitar) It’s An Honorable Profession. (takeshi) Yeah, For A Goat. (savitar)

For The Record, This Isn’t A Male/female Thing. It’s A People Thing. You Talk About Men Being Cold...you Should See Women From My Standpoint. We’re Talking The Arctic Tundra Would Be Warmer. Believe Me, You Don’t Want To Know My Vantage Point On Your Gender. As A Man, If I Grabbed Your Breasts, I’d Be Arrested. Any Idea How Many Women Have Felt Free To Grab My Crotch At Will? (acheron)

I Can’t Believe I’m Mated To Someone Who’s Allergic To Me. (ravyn) You? I’m The One Who Should Be Having A Hissy. How Do I Introduce You To People? Hi, This Is My…what? Significant Other? Mate? Pet? (susan)

Here You’re Just A Person…one With A Life Force That Can Feed Us All. (misery) Baby, I’m Not Worth The Indigestion. Trust Me. (fang)

His Guilt Is Why Acheron Went Out Of His Way To Make Sure That All Of You Had Servants And Pay For Your Work. The Dark-hunters Owe That Man Everything, And I Do Mean Everything. He Pays In Blood Every Time One Of You Wants To Go Free, And He Suffers Every Day So That You Can All Live Your Cushy Little Lives Of Wealth And Privilege.” … “and I Have To Say That Every Time One Of Your Turns On Him, It Seriously Pisses Me Off. Acheron Asks Nothing From Any Of You And That’s Exactly What He Receives.

I Wish I Could Just Fling Myself Into Bed With You, But I Can’t. I Don’t Want To Be Used That Way And I Don’t Want To Use You! Can’t You Understand That?

Desi, Babe. Still Playing Your Little Games, I See. Now Why Don't You Be A Good Daimon And Show Yourself To Me? (kyrian)

You’re A Slave? (eleni) I Was. I’m Sorry. I Shouldn’t Have Come Here. (acheron) Take Your Cloak Off And Sit, Acheron. You’ve Done Nothing To Apologize For. I Admire You All The More For Stopping To Help Us. It’s Nothing For A Nobleman To Do So, Yet They Seldom Bother To Help Those Less Fortunate. For A Freedman To Speak Up In Defense Of Another Takes Great Courage And Character. What You Did Is All The More Noble And Kind, And I Would Be Honored To Have You Sit At My Table With Us. (acheron)

Come To The Dark Side. We Have Cookies.

A Word Of Wisdom To You, Akribos, You Need To Learn To Accept Gifts. (catera) There’s No Such Thing As A Gift. If I Were To Take That From You, Sooner Or Later You Would Ask A Favor From Me In Return. Nothing In Life Is Ever Truly Given Without Expectation. (acheron)

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The Past Is Dead. Tomorrow Will Become Whatever Decision You Make It. ~ Acheron.

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Yeah, It’s Me, But I Like To Think I Looked Better When We Met. ‘cause Right Now, I’m Pretty Much Hogging All The Ugly. (nick)

You Know The Incredible Thing About Hearts Is Their Unbelievable Capacity For Forgiveness. You’d Be Amazed What People Will Overlook When They Love Someone. (acheron)

Screw Reality. It Don’t Feed My Dog. It Don’t Make My Porsche Payments. It Don’t Get Me Laid. Bullshit Does That…and I Like It That Way. (leo)

Human Will Is The Strongest Will Ever Created. There Are Those Who Are Born To Succeed And Those Who Are Determined To Succeed. The Former Fall Into It, And The Latter Pursue It At All Costs. They Won’t Be Denied. Nothing Daunts Them.

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You Are So Vicious. (tee) Hence The Nickname. (syd) You Know It’s Bad When You Make Me Look Like Glinda The Good Witch, Right? (tee) Just Call Me Elphaba. But Don’t Drop A House On Me, ‘kay? (syd)

Are You Up? Dressing? (astrid) No. I’m Pissing On Your Rug. What Do You Think I’m Doing? (zarek) I’m Blind. For All I Know You Really Are Peeing On My Rug, Which Is A Very Nice Rug Incidentally, So I Hope You’re Kidding. (astrid)

I Warn You Now. Anything Happens To My Mate Or My Son, We Will Hunt You Down And Rip You Into So Many Pieces They’ll Never Find All Of You. (vane)

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Hey, Aren’t We Forgetting Something? (savitar) Your Dignity? (takeshi) No, You Have Me Confused With You Again. Aren’t You Supposed To Be Training Him? (savitar) So You Admit My Superiority By Deflecting My Attention To The Neophyte. (takeshi)

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What’s This? (fang) One For All And All For Fun, My Friend. You Didn’t Think I’d Let You Fight Demons All On Your Own, Did You? (thorn)

Return With Your Shield, Or Upon It.’ (julian's Stepmother)

Look, This Isn’t The Mummy. It’s Not Like A Teenaged Girl’s Diary Could Resurrect The Dead Or Anything. It’s Just The Story Of Her Innocuous Life. What On Earth Could An Ancient Girl Have Known That Would Be Worth Killing Someone Over? (tory) You’re Asking Me That Question? People Kill Each Other Over A Pair Of Shoes Or For Wearing The Same Jacket. (acheron)

Killing Someone

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Oh, Goodie! I Get To Make The Redheaded Goddess Mad! (simi)

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Oh, Gross! Zombie Goo. (caleb) Ooo, I Wonder If It Tastes Like Chicken? What Do You Think? (simi) I Think I’m Never Eating Guacamole Again As Long As I Live. (caleb)

Then He Will Be Called Acheron For The River Of Woe. Like The River Of The Underworld, His Journey Shall Be Dark, Long And Enduring. He Will Be Able To Give Life And To Take It. He Will Walk Through His Life Alone And Abandoned – Ever Seeking Kindness And Ever Finding Cruelty. May The Gods Have Mercy On You, Little One. No One Else Ever Will. (oracle)

Not To Mention, We’re Using You For Bait. (syn) Are You That Drunk? (nykyrian) What? I Wasn’t Supposed To Tell Her That? (syn) I’m Bait? (kiara) No, You’re Not Bait. Ignore The Alcoholic Whose View Of Reality Is Distorted By His Brain-damaged Hallucinations. (nykyrian)

Redemption Is Never Where You Expect To Find It.

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You Love Her. (shanus) I Barely Know Her. (wulf) Time Has No Meaning To The Heart. (shanus)

You Know, It’s Amazing To Me The Wounds We Carry For Eternity. But What Has Fascinated Me Most These Last Few Years Is How The Right Person Can Heal Them. I Remember A Wise Man Once Said To Me That Everyone Deserves To Be Loved. Even You. (zarek)

You Should Be More Careful. You Could Have Broken Your Neck Or As Big As You Are Landed On Someone And Killed Them. (tory)

You Know, I Would Date If I Could Find A Man Worth Shaving My Legs For. But Most Are Such A Waste Of Time That I’d Rather Sit At Home And Watch Reruns Of Hee Haw.

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Relax, The Bad Guys Don’t Knock. (romeo)

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Everyone Is In Pain.no Matter Where They Come From Or What You Think Of Them. Sorrow Spares No One

A Plaintiff Who Comes Into A Court Of Justice Must Show That He Is In A Condition To Maintain His Action.

It Wasn’t A Gun Wound. I Just Fell. (zarek) No Offense, But You’d Have To Fall Of Mount Everest To Have Those Kinds Of Wounds. (astrid) Yeah, Maybe Next Time I’ll Remember To Take My Climbing Gear With Me. (zarek)

Seal The Door Behind Us. (acheron) Um, Not To Be Argumentative Or Anything, But Didn’t We Have To Fight To Get That Opened? (kish) Well, If You Want To Leave It Open And Let All The Demons In – (female Dolophonos) Close It, Please. (kish) I Somehow Thought You’d Agree. (female Dolophonos)

And I Can’t Let You Out Of Here Until I Know What Your Plans Are. (kat) To Stop The Annihilation Of Mankind And The Earth. It’s A Simple Plan, Really, But An Important One. Can I Go Now? (sin)

Are You Okay? (simone) No, I’m In Ecstasy. I Blew Straight Past Okay The Minute You Touched Me. (xypher)

C'mon, Tabitha. You Stabbed Me The Night We Met Without Even Blinking. (valerius) Yeah, But You Were A Dirtbag Then. (tabitha) I Think I'm Offended. (valerius)

I'm The Top Of The Food Chain And Well...you're The Food.

Don't You Have Class Today? (kyrian) Boy, I'm A Backwoods Cajun, I Ain't Never Got No Class, Cher. (nick) (he Cleared His Throat And Dropped The Thick Cajun Accent.) And No, Today's Registration. I've Got To Figure Out What I'm Taking Next Semester. (nick) I Have A Few Things I Need You To Do Today. (kyrian) And That Is Different From Any Other Day How? (nick) Sarcasm, Thy Name Is Nick Gautier. (kyrian)

I Don’t Know. Word Around The Girls’ Locker Room Is That All Of You Are So Hard Up, You Were Cruising The Senior Center, Trying To Find A Prom Date.” – Nick

The Whole Point Of Life Is Learning To Live With The Consequences Of The Bad Decision We've Made.

He’s A Tough Little Son Of A Biscuit Eater. (bubba)

He’s Ours Now. Not Made By Evil, But Birthed By Human Cruelty. (mortent Leader)

See I'm The Reckless And Wild One Who Saves Him From Being Boring. It's Why We're Perfect For Each Other. We Balance. - Madame Selena

And He’s Just Plain Odd. And What Is Your Problem That You Keep Putting Yourself In My Way? (geary) She’s Feisty, Skotos. I Can See The Appeal. (zt)

Come Away With Me, Astrid. (zarek) Why Should I? (astrid) Because I Love You, And Even If I’m Lying On The Sun Itself I’ll Be Freezing There Without You. I Need My Star So That I Can Hear Laughter. (zarek)

He Was The Captain Of The Chess Club And An A-plus Student.” – Nick “why Would Anyone Think He’s A Demon?” – Tate “the World Is Insane, And You’re Asking Me For The Reasoning Of A Psycho? I’m Not A Profiler.” – Acheron

Great Minds Discuss Ideas. Average Minds Discuss Events. Small Minds Discuss Other People. Life's Too Short To Worry About What Other People Do Or Don't Do. Tend Your Own Backyard, Not Theirs, Because Yours Is The One You Have To Live In.

Cause I’m Gonna Put My Foot So Far Up Their Butts They’re Going To Burp Shoe Leather. (nick)

It Is A Rule That Those Who Come Into A Court Of Justice To Seek Redress, Must Come With Clean Hands, And Must Disclose A Transaction Warranted By Law.

How Did You Get Me Here? (tory) I Have My Evil Jedi Ways. The Force Is Strong With This One. (acheron)

No, Simi. No Food. (acheron) No, Simi. No Food. The Simi Don’t Like This, Akri. Katoteros Is Boring. There’s Nothing Fun There. Only Old Dead People Who Want To Come Back Here. Bleh! (simi) Simi...(acheron) I Hear And Obey, Akri. The Simi Just Never Said She Would Do So Quietly. (simi)

Shamefully, All Of Us Have Wanted Revenge On Someone At Some Point For Something. I've Lived Since Before Man And Buffalo Roamed This Small Planet. I Have Survived The Beginning, Bloom, And Death Of Countless Enemies, Civilizations, And People. And The One Truth I Have Learned Most During All Of These Centuries Is The Old Japanese Proverb. If You Sit By The River Long Enough, You Will See The Body Of Your Enemy Float By.

She’s My Wife. (stryker) Was. You Seem To Have Forgotten An Important Verb Tense. (zephyra)

We Must Spoil Our Women, Boy. A Happy Woman Makes A Happy Home. An Unhappy One Makes Us Drink.

When You Dance With The Devil, You Don't Get To Pick The Tune.

I Want You To Know That I Fought You Fairly. Equal To Equal. I Could Have Used My Powers Against You, But I Didn’t. (stryker) Should I Warm To Oven And Bake You A Batch Of Hero-cookies? (zephyra)

Yeah, Well, Don’t Worry About It. I’ve Never Met A Daimon Yet I Couldn’t Take. (wulf) Guess Again, Little Brother. You Just Met One, And Trust Me, He’s Not Like Any You’ve Ever Met Before. He Makes Desiderius Look Like A Pet Hamster. (acheron)

No Power From Above Can Make One Human Love Another. Love Comes From Within The Heart. (julian)

There Was Nothing Humane About Humanity. At The End Of The Day, They Were All Animals With Only Survival Instincts.

Death Always Before Dishonor. (julian)

Because I Took An Oath To Help People. To Protect Them From The League And Any Corrupt Government. (devyn) Yeah, And I Know People Better Than To Believe That For Even An Instant. Altruism Is Dead. People Use And They Take Until You’re Nothing But A Bleeding Corpse On The Ground At Their Feet. (alix)

Well, Lord Debonair And Lady Lethal, If We Can Have A Minute Of Your Time, We Do Have A Psycho To Hunt. (allen) (jess Glared Over His Shoulder At Allen, But Before He Could Comment, Syra Shot Another Bolt From Her Crossbow. Allen Went Flying And Landed Flat On His Back In The Snow. Syra Walked Over To Him And Stared Down.) I Don’t Particularly Like Squires And I Really Hate The Blood Rites. So Save Yourself Some Pain And Don’t Speak To Me Again. (syra)

You Know, The Thing About Life And Love Is That They Are Both Ever-changing While People Seldom Are. (acheron)

Kindness Is A Rotten Fruit That Poisons Anyone Who Partakes Of It. Throw It In The Face Of Your Enemies And Let It Ruin Them Instead.

A Man May Publish Anything Which Twelve Of His Countrymen Think Not Blamable.

I See Time Away Hasn’t Made You Any More Charming. (fang) Oh, I Can Be Charming. I Just Choose Not To. People Start To Think You Like Them, Then When You Stab Them In The Back, They Take It So Personally. Really Pisses Me Off. (thorn)

I Would Kiss You Anyway, But I Have A Feeling That If I Tried– (rafael) I’d Kick You In The Nuts And Tear Your Ear Off. (celena) That Would Hurt. (rafael) That’s The Idea. (celena)

So What Brings You Here? (devyn) People Needed Killing. (adron)

The Kid Dead On The Ground. Fourteen, Ash. Fourteen. I’m Fourteen.” – Nick “yeah…” – Acheron “ash, I’m Fourteen.” – Nick “got It. You’re Fourteen. I’m So Proud You Can Count That High. It’s A Testament To The Modern American Educational System. But I Should Probably Point Out That You’re Not The Only One. I’m Told You Go A School With A Whole Class Of – Get This – Kids Who Are Fourteen.” – Acheron

If They Can’t Survive Alone For Four Days Once A Year, They Deserve To Die. (acheron) That’s Harsh, For You. (dante) Harsh? Tell You What, You Take My Phone And Skim Through The Three Thousand Phone Calls I Get Every Day And Night And See How Harsh I Am. I Truly Hate Modern Technology And Phones In Particular. I Haven’t Had A Full Four Hours Of Sleep In Over Fifty Years. ‘ash, I Broke A Toenail, Help Me. Ash, My Head Hurts, What Should I Do?’ (acheron)

Yes, He’s A Good Boy. Never Been In Trouble At School And He’s On The Honor Roll. Captain Of The Football Team. All-around Psycho Serial Killer Who Hides Bodies In The Fridge Whenever His Parents Go Out Of Town. (nick) I Also Eat Babies For Breakfast And Torture Small Animals For Fun. My Therapist Says I’m Making Real Progress Though. (caleb)

How Many Demons And People Are Enslaved Here? (jericho) Define Slavery. (asmodeus) Kept Against Their Will. (jericho) Good Definition. Counting Me? (asmodeus) Why Not? (jericho) Probably A Couple Of Million…you Know It’s Really Hard To Count To A Million, Plus They’re Always Dying And New Ones Are Coming In. I Tried To Count Once, But It Got Really Depressing So I Stopped. The Constant Adding And Subtracting. Not My Forte, Really. (asmodeus)

Since When Does A Dog Care About What It Humps? (dev) I Could Go So Low With That That Even The Gutter Would Envy Us, But…i Know What You’re Trying To Do. You’re Trying To Provoke A Fight With Me So That You Can Legally Turn Me Away. I Really, Really Want To Give You That Fight, Too, But I Have To See Sasha And It Can’t Wait. Sorry. We’ll Have To Hump And Fight Later. (fury)

You Know, Alix, Men Suck. Really. They Are The Worst. Come With Me. I Need An Estrogen Fix Before Their Chromosomal Defects Contaminate Me Any Further. (zarina)

Are You Sure I Can’t Catch It? (nick) I’m Positive. Believe Me, I Know My Zombies. (bubba) (nick Scoffed.) ‘is It Just Me Or Is That Like Saying I Know My Elves And Fairies?’ (nick)

I Want Your Opinion On The Best Way To Proceed. (eli) I’d Start By Killing Your Son And His Crew Of Idiots Before Their Stupidity Spreads To Anyone Else And Infects Them. (varyk)

I’m Getting All Warm And Fuzzy Inside At The Prospect Of These Demon Things Roaming The Street, Preying On Us. (tate)

I Might Not Like The Fact That You Are My Commander, Greek, But As A Soldier I Will Obey You Regardless Of My Personal Distaste For Your Company. (valerius) Gee, T-red, Doesn’t It Make You All Warm And Fuzzy Just To Be Near Him? (talon)

If I Hurt You, You Can Kill Me. (syn)

Did You Wake Him?" "if I Say Yes, Will You Spank Me?" Syn Rolled His Eyes. "you're Horrible, Mari.

Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, Would You Please Wake Up So I Can Leave? I Really Don't Want To Hang Out In A Closet With A Dead Man Any Longer Than I Have To, Okay? C'mon, Please, Don't Make This A Weekend At Bernie's Thing! (amanda)

On Mardi Gras, She Got His Soul Back And Freed Him. (wulf) Oh Man, That Sucks. Now He’s Going To Have To Join Kyrian On The Geriatric Patrol. (chris)

He Probably Couldn’t Turn Off His Sexiness Without Medical Intervention.’ (abbie)

I Assure You, Princess, If You Saw The Real Me, You’d Run For Cover. (zarek) Only If I Knew You’d Be Waiting Under That Cover For Me. (astrid)

You Have The Blood Of Warriors In Your Veins. The Kind Of Men Who Protect What Is Theirs And Love Without Restraint. I Want That Love And I Want You. (gabrielle) It’s All Yours. You’re Not Getting Much Out Of This Deal Since All I Own Is What I Can Carry In Two Hands. (carlos) Great. That Means I Get To Decorate The House The Way I Want. (gabrielle)

I Find That Hard To Believe. Nothing Comes Free In This World. Ever. (sin) Then Get Up And Get Dressed. There’s The Door. I’m Sure You Know How To Use It. It’s A Really Simple Process. You Put One Foot In Front Of The Other, Turn The Knob, And Keep Going. (kat)

Trust Me, Baby, You Weren’t That Good. I Was Just A Better Actress Than You Were Actor. (zephyra To Stryker) Ew! No Offense, Mum, I Don’t Want To Know Who You’ve Slept With. Kill The Sexual Bantering And Him Before I Go Deaf From It. (medea)

I Wish I Could Be Whole For You…i Wish I Could Hold You And Dance With You, Take You In My Arms And Make Love To You The Way I Want To. (adron) And I’m Just Grateful I Have You At All. It’s Not Your Body Or Face That I Love, Adron. It’s Your Heart, Your Soul, And Your Mind. (livia)

Oh. Sorry About The Muzzle. But It Was Necessary To Protect You From Your Own Stupidity. (thorn)

You Can Be Known As Val Or Babycakes.” His Gaze Darkened. “my Name Is Valerius And I Will Not Answer To Val.” She Shrugged. “fine Then, Babycakes, Have It Your Way.

You'll Never See The Moments Coming That Will For Ever Mutilate Your Life-at Least Not Until After They've Mowed You Down. -savitar

In Your Past Lies Your Future. [acheron Parthenopaeus]

Are You Calling Me Out? (varyk) I’m Calling You Slow. Not Out. (dev)

Tell Him To Leave Me Alone, Astrid. Else I’ll Have To Barbecue Him And Make Akri Angry At Me. I Don’t Want To Make Akri Angry. (simi) Simi? Is That You? (astrid) Yes. C’est Moi. The Little Demon With Hornays. (simi)

I Do Know How To Operate A Computer. (joe) Yeah, Right. What Was It You Said Just Ten Minutes Ago? Get This Damned Thing Off My Desk Before I Shoot It? Now Make The Call, Mr. Hunt-and-peck. (tee)

Why Are You Talking To The King Loser Dork? You Want To Talk About Ugly? Look At What He’s Wearing. (stone) I Like A Man Who Takes Fashion Chances. It’s The Mark Of Someone Who Lives By His Own Code. A Rebel. A Real Lone Wolf Is A Lot Sexier Than A Pack Animal Who Follows Orders And Can’t Have An Opinion Unless Someone Else Gives It To Him. (nekoda)

Still Waters Run Deep. ~tabitha

I Want To Go To The Park. (livia) Why? (adron) Because, And I Know This Is A New Concept For You, We Might Actually Have Fun. Can You Imagine? You Might Even Smile And The World Could Come To An End Over It. (livia)

Relax, She’s Not Really Converting. (acheron) Look At Her! She’s Not Exactly Baking Cookies! (xypher)

Start Walking. When You Hit A Spot Where You’re Gasping For Breath, That Should Tell Us Our Limitations. (xypher) Oh, Joy. I Can’t Wait To Be The Guppy. (simone) Glub, Glub, Little Fishy. Start Walking. (xypher)

There Will Always Be A Part Of You That Misses Her. You'll See Something That Reminds You Of Her And Want To Tell Her About It, Only To Realize She's Not There Anymore. Then You'll Feel Her Loss All Over Again. (ravyn) You're Not Helping Me, Ravyn. (jack) I Know, Buddy. But You Will Eventually Make Peace With Yourself, And That's The Most Important Thing. Eventually, You'll Even Be Able To Smile Again When You Think About Her. (ravyn)

As Nietzsche Said, ‘that Which Doesn’t Kill You– ’(alexion) Will Only Require Brief Hospitalization. And If You’re A Dark-hunter, Just A Good Day’s Sleep. (danger)

Cupid Is Anything But Cute. As For Handing Our Hearts, He’s More Likely To Rip Them Out. (julian) But He Can Make People Fall In Love. (selena) No. What He Offers Is An Illusion. No Power From Above Can Make One Human Love Another. Love Comes From Within The Heart. (julian)

Falling In Love

My Mother Fed My Love Of Demons, Science Fiction, And Paranormal. She Was A Devout Horror Movie Fan Who Kept Me Up Until The Wee Hours To Watch Outer Limits, Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, And Star Trek. We Lived To Watch Those Reruns.

I Am Not A God Of Forgiveness. (acheron)

Now You Know I’m A Reporter, So You Might As Well Answer My Question Truthfully, Or I’ll Just Keep Asking It Until You Lose Your Mind. (susan)

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Divine. (acheron) I Don’t Ask For Your Forgiveness. I Don’t Deserve It. I Only Ask For A Chance To Show You Now That I’m Not The Fool I Was Once. (styxx)

The Interest Of The Public Is Never Better Advanced Than When We Can Inculcate By Our Rules The Advantage Of Acting Honestly.

Acheron Always Says That Our Scars Are There To Remind Us Of Out Pasts, Of Where We've Been And What We've Gone Through. But That Pain Doesn't Have To Drive Or Determine Our Future. We Can Rise About It If We Let Ourselves. It's Not Easy, But Nothing In Life Ever Is." -sundown

Are You Out Of Your Collective Minds? I Swear I Can’t Leave You Two Alone For Three Seconds That You Don’t Go Off And Hurt Yourselves. I Expect Stupid Out Of You, But You Know Better.” – Caleb “i Tried To Tell Him That. He Won’t Listen To Me. Tag. You’re It.” – Nekoda

Please Don’t Let It Be Another Cop. I’m Outta Bail Money. Wait A Minute…i Could Sell You On Ebay And Make A Killing. (mark) Not In My Current Condition. You’d Have To Sell Caleb Or Madaug. I’m Sure There’s Someone Willing To Buy Two Perfectly Good White Boys. (nick)

You Bit Me? (stryker) We Use What We Have. (zephyra) That’s Such A Girl Move. (stryker) But It Works. Maybe If You Fought Like A Girl And Not A Stunted Baboon, You’d Actually Win. (zephyra)

If You Betray Me, Leta…kill Me. Be Kind And Don’t Let Me Live In The Shadow Of Your Cruelty. I Can’t Take Another Blow Like That. I’m Not That Strong. (aiden)

No, I Was Just Wondering Who You Killed To Reclaim Your Health. (wulf) I’m Sure The Cows You Eat Aren’t Exactly Thrilled By Their Slaughter Either. (urian) They’re Not People. (wulf) In Case You Haven’t Noticed, Dark-hunter, There Are A Lot Of People Out There Who Aren’t Human Either. (urian)

Man, First I’m Shot, Now I’m Going To Be A Friggin’ Zombie. At This Rate, I’ll Never Live To Have My First Date Or A Driver’s License. Ah, Gah! I’ve Come Too Far To Die A Predestrian Virgin. Bubba, You Can’t Let Me Die…i Only Have Seventeen More Months And Three Days To My Sixteenth Birthday! (nick)

I Just Want To Be Warm. Just Once Let Me Be Warm. Is There No Star Capable Of Sharing Its Fire With Me? (zarek)

So, Magellan, Where Are We Going? (danger) Away. I’m Open To Any Location, So Long As It Doesn’t Involve Returning To Your House While Wart-head Is There.

What Is That Smell? (nick) (it Was Like Three-day-old Cat Vomit Mixed With Rotten Asparagus.) Duck Urine. It Keeps The Zombies From Thinking I’m Human. (mark) Yeah, Well It Keeps Me From Thinking You’re Sane. (nick)

.’..all This Talk About Your Son’s Loyalty And Fidelity Has Made Me Feel A Sudden Urge To Go Riding.’ His Father Scowled. ‘you Shouldn't Ride In Your Condition. You Could Fall From A Horse And Lose Or Injure The Babe You Carry.’ Holding Styxx’s Hand In Hers, She Paused To Smile Graciously At Him. ‘i Never Said Anything About Horse, Majesty. It’s Your Son I Intend To Mount And Ride. Good Day.

Sometimes We Don’t Realize How Destructive Our Creations Are Until It’s Too Late. And Sometimes Those Creations We Make Turn On Us And Seek Only To Kill Us Even Though We Loved And Succored Them. (apollo)

It Is Of Great Importance That The Laws By Which The Contracts Of So Numerous And So Useful A Body Of Men As The Sailors Are Supposed To Be Guided, Should Not Be Overturned.

I Wish I Could Take Away Your Pain. I Wish I Could Go Back To When You Were Born And Take You Somewhere Safe. Far Away From All The People Who’ve Hurt You. (kiara) You’re Doing That Now. (nykyrian)

And They Choose Our Mates. (ravyn) So What Do They Do? Jump Here On Earth, Tap You On The Shoulder, And Say, ‘hey, Bub, Marry Her’? (susan)

I Want To Hate You, But I Can’t Even Stay Mad At You. (jericho) You Know, I Think You’re More In Need Of Lessons On How To Seduce Than I Am. Why Don’t You Call Me Fat And Ugly While You’re At It? (delphine)

(zarek Attacks Valerius.) Cease! I Know It’s Been A Long Time Since You Were Around Another Dark-hunter, Z, But Remember, Whatever You Do To Him, You Will Feel It Tenfold. (acheron) Pain I Can Take, It’s Him I Can’t. (zarek)

Little Chickie La La, Isn’t Dumb Enough To Fall For That, Guys. (tabitha)

We’re Not Dead Yet.” – Sundown “yet Is The Operative Word. If That’s All That’s In The Way, I’ll Kill You And End It. Ren? Give Me Your Knife.” – Sasha “it’s Their Decision.” – Ren “oh, That’s It. You’re Fired Buddy. Get Off My Island Until You Learn To Be A Team Player.” – Sasha

You Need To Up Your Vocabulary, Boy. You Can’t Walk Around Letting People Think You’re Stupid. Expand Your Horizons. Besides, It’s Fun To Call People Names They Have To Look Up To Realize They’ve Been Insulted. (mark) Yeah, That’s A Twofer There. You Get Away With It And Then They’re Twice As Mad When They Realize How Bad You Really Insulted Them. Especially If They Mistake It For A Compliment When You Say It And Thank You For It. (bubba)

And There’s One More Thing. (gabriel) Neutering? (zeke)

People Will Knife You In The Back For A Stinking Crumb And Then Go On With Their Lives As If You’re Nothing But A Worthless Roach. (aiden)

Ash Sarcastically Rang An Invisible Bell With His Hand. "ding, Ding, Ding. Give That Boy A Tropphy.

He Said He–meaning You–had Been Addicted To This Drug He Fed Sunshine. Getting Anything That Personal Out Of You Is Like Removing A Tooth From A Lion Without A Tranquilizer. (talon)

I Have A Flamthrower. (zarek) You Have A What? (astrid) It Pays To Be Prepared. (zarek) Well. Those Are Nice For Toasting Marshmallows, But They’ll Only Make Thanatos Mad. Regular Fire Won’t Hurt Him. I Have This Really Neat Gelatinous Goo That Comes Out With My Fire And It Squirts My Victims So That It Don’t Come Off. Wanna See It? (simi) No! (zarek/astrid) No? I Don’t Like That Word. (simi) We Love You, Simi. We’re Just Scared Of Your Goo. (astrid) Oh, That I Understand. Okay, You Can Live. (simi)

Adron Always Had A Thing For Expensive Ho’s With The Intelligence Of Backwash. You Look Like You Actually Have Both A Brain And A Soul. (zarina)

My Father Was A History Professor, And My Mother A Housewife—" She Married A House?

Be Kind To Dragons, For Thou Art Crunchy When Toasted And Taste Good With Ketchup. (sebastian)

There Are Some Things That Defy Explanation- Kind Of Like. . . You Know, You.

Hush, Self, Let Me Think.

Patience To The Spider

I Have Much To Teach You. Come And Learn The Art Of War From The One Who Invented It. (takeshi)

Well . . . He Lets It Ruin His Life. He Gets So Obsessed With Going After The One Thing That Hurt Him That He Loses Sight Of Everything Else. He Becomes Isolated From Everyone And Everything. Paranoid. He Feels Like He Can't Trust Anyone Around Him Ever. In The End, He Loses Everything, Even His Life. And For What? Total Stupidity, If You Ask Me.

No One Has Ever Touched Me Like You Do. You’re Like A Whisper. Gentle, Soft. Soothing. In My World, The People Only Shout And Scream. But You… You’re My Haven. “ … “god, You’re Good

The Only Person On This Ship Who Gets Paid For What They Do Is You, Alix. The Rest Of Us Live Off Our Trust Funds And We Use Those Funds For Our Humanitarian Missions. I Do What I Do Because I Can’t Stand To See Innocent People Bullied By A Corrupt Government. I Don’t Want To See A Baby Starve And Die Because Some Fat Politician Wants To Work Its Parents Into The Ground For A Mineral Most Of Them Can’t Even Pronounce. (devyn)

I've Been A Dj, Janitor, Ditch Digger, Waitress, Computer Instructor, Programmer, Mechanic, Web Developer, Clerk, Manager, Marketing Director, Tour Guide And Dorm Manager, Among Other Things.

Yeah, But You’re A God Of Fate. Can’t You Change That? (kat) You’re Thinking Like A Child, Katra. Things That Appear Simple Very Seldom Are. It’s Like The Mechanic Who Goes To Fix The Carburetor And In Doing So Accidentally Puts A Hole In The Radiator And Causes Even More Damage. Every Person On This Planet Is Connected. Sometimes Those Lines Are Easy To See, And Others Are More Complex. You Change One Insignificant Thing And You Change The Very Core Of Humanity. (acheron)

It’s Entirely Up To You, Artie. He Lives Or Dies By Your Word. (acheron) No, Akri! Don’t Ask Her That. She Never Let Me Have No Fun. She A Mean Goddess! (simi)

Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes

What Four Realms? (amanda) Time, Space, Earth, And Dreams. (talon) Okay, Now That Is Scary. Some Of You Guys Walk Through Time? (amanda) And Space And Dreams. (talon) Ah. So Rod Sterling Was A Were-hunter? (amanda)

The Practice Of The Court Forms The Law Of The Court.

Should I Be Offended? (livia) Please Don’t Be. I Pride Myself On Being Socially Inept. But The Only People I Ever Intentionally Offend Are My Bevy Of Brothers. And Speaking Of, Where’s Big Bad Angry One? (zarina)

But As The Roman Playwright Terence Once Wrote, From Many A Bad Beginning Great Friendships Have Formed

Great Friendship

My Father Was A Drill Sergeant, And I've Always Had That Mentality Drilled Into Me Of 'you've Got To Do Better, You've Got To Do Better.' I Just Try To Listen To The Characters. That's What Works For Me.

You Can’t Buy Time, Nick. Ever. It’s The Only Thing In Life You Can’t Get Most Of, And It’s The One Thing That Will Mercilessly Tear You Up When It’s Gone. It Takes No Pity On No Soul And No Heart.

Where Did You Learn To Ride Anyway? Disasters-r-us? (tory)

Tell Me, Acheron, Is There Anyone You Will Ever Trust Enough To Release Your Soul? (artemis) You Know Better. You’ve Tutored Me Too Well On How Vicious Women Are. On How Much Love Ruins And Destroys. Thank You For The Lesson, Artemis. It Was Just What I Needed. And I Assure You, It’s One I’ll Never Forget. (acheron)

What Happened?" -ethon "obviously Something Was Hungry And Bit The Bear." -kali

You Aren’t Old Enough To Have Such Regrets.” “pain Doesn’t Respect Age, My Lady.

Tragedy And Adversary Are The Stones We Sharpen Our Swords Against So We Can Fight New Battles.

A Human’s Love. I Couldn’t Wish Anything Better For Him. Animals Protect What They Know. They Protect What They Are Bound To, But Humans…humans Have A Greater Capacity For Sacrifice For Those Who Live In Their Hearts. (aristotle)

You Want Me To Do What? What Part Of Stupid Crawled Up Your Sphincter And Died?” – Caleb

Everyone Suffers At Least One Bad Betrayal In Their Lifetime. It’s What Unites Us. The Trick Is Not To Let It Destroy Your Trust In Others When That Happens. Don’t Let Them Take That From You.

No. Real Love Takes Time To Build. What You Feel Is Just Infatuation. (geary) But It Doesn’t Feel Temporary. (arik) It Never Does At Its Onset. It’s Only In Hindsight That We Realize The Difference Between Infatuation And Love. (geary)

By The Way, You Guys Seriously Screwed Up Just Now. (nero) We Know. (they Said In Unison.) Yeah, Well, What You Don’t Know Is How Grateful Your Girl Is To You. I Just Thought You Should Know That You Guys Are A Hero To Her…and She Thinks We’re All Idiots. (nero)

Remember What I’ve Told You. Looks Can Often Deceive You. A Poor Man Can Don The Robes Of A Prince And A Prince Can Be Shoeless In The Street. We Judge People By What Their Actions Are, Not By The Clothes They Wear. (eleni)

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