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What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

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What Most People Don't

Alice Cooper

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What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

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