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We Did Just Leave An Insane Asylum,” Hi Agreed. “for All We Know, Chance Spend His Nights Dancing Naked With Sock Puppets, Plotting To Invade Canada.

-Kathy Reichs

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We Did Just Leave

Kathy Reichs

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We Did Just Leave An Insane Asylum,” Hi Agreed. “for All We Know, Chance Spend His Nights Dancing Naked With Sock Puppets, Plotting To Invade Canada.

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