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Toast Is Bread Made Delicious And Useful. Un-toasted Bread Is Okay For Children's Sandwiches And Sopping Up Barbecue Sauce, But For Pretty Much All Other Uses, Toast Is Better Than Bread. An Exception Is When The Bread Is Fresh From The Oven, Piping Hot, With Butter Melting All Over It. Then It's Fantastic, But I Would Argue That Bread Fresh Out Of The Oven Is A Kind Of Toast. Because I'm An Asshole And I Refuse To Be Wrong About Something.

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Toast Is Bread Made

Steve Albini

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Toast Is Bread Made Delicious And Useful. Un-toasted Bread Is Okay For Children's Sandwiches And Sopping Up Barbecue Sauce, But For Pretty Much All Other Uses, Toast Is Better Than Bread. An Exception Is When The Bread Is Fresh From The Oven, Piping Hot, With Butter Melting All Over It. Then It's Fantastic, But I Would Argue That Bread Fresh Out Of The Oven Is A Kind Of Toast. Because I'm An Asshole And I Refuse To Be Wrong About Something.

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