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This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

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This Is The Way

Jon Bon Jovi

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This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

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