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There Is Not A Single Person Alive Who Could Keep A Straight Face And Say "oh Yeah It's Healthy, The Reason I Use Drugs And Alcohol And Booze Is Because It's Healthy!"

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Gene Simmons

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There Is Not A Single Person Alive Who Could Keep A Straight Face And Say "oh Yeah It's Healthy, The Reason I Use Drugs And Alcohol And Booze Is Because It's Healthy!"

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