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The Scary Thing About The Future... There Will Be Tiny Cameras Everywhere, And They'll Be Flying Around Like Mosquitoes And Drones. That Will Be Bad. Drones Are Scary. You Can't Reason With A Drone.

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The Scary Thing About The Future... There Will Be Tiny Cameras Everywhere, And They'll Be Flying Around Like Mosquitoes And Drones. That Will Be Bad. Drones Are Scary. You Can't Reason With A Drone.

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Son, If You Really Want Something In Life, You Have To Work For It. Now Quiet, They're About To Announce The Lottery Numbers.

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When Will People Learn? Democracy Doesn't Work!" (homer Simpson)

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I've Conducted An Experiment On My Kids. Instead Of Denying Them Access To Media, I've Encouraged It. They Read Comic Books, Play Nintendo And Watch Way Too Much Tv.

The Thing About A Cartoon Is, You Can Do Whatever You Want. The Tightrope That We Are Walking On 'the Simpsons' And 'futurama' Is "how Do You Continue To Surprise The Audience, But Make Them Good Surprises?" Not Every Surprise Is Good, But You Want To Continue Jolting People.

With Animation Because You Can Draw Anything And Do Anything And Have The Characters Do Whatever You Want The Tendency Is To Be Very Loose With The Boundaries And The Rules.

Homer No Function Beer Well Without.

I Loved Literary Science Fiction. In Fact, As A Kid, When I Was Reading Science Fiction, I Thought 'i Can't Wait For The Future When The Special Effects Are Good' To Represent What Was In These Books By Arthur C. Clarke, Alfred Bester, Philip K. Dick, J.g. Ballard, Jack Vance.

Fans Think They Want To See More Than The 10 To 20 Seconds Of Itchy And Scratchy That We Put On The Show, But My Feeling Is Less Is More. Once You've Skinned And Flayed A Cat, Ripped His Head Off, Made Him Drink Acid And Tied His Tongue To The Moon, There Really Isn't That Much To Say.

Did You Hear Something?" "no." "did I Hear Something?" "...i Don't Know.

Cartooning Is For People Who Can't Quite Draw And Can't Quite Write. You Combine The Two Half-talents And Come Up With A Career.

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