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The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.

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Colin Mochrie

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The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.

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