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Probably The Undertaker Thinks Less Of Death Than Almost Any Other Man. He Is So Accustomed To It That His Mind Must Involuntarily Turn From Its Horror To A Contemplation Of How Much He Makes Out Of The Burial.

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Probably The Undertaker Thinks

Clarence Darrow

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Probably The Undertaker Thinks Less Of Death Than Almost Any Other Man. He Is So Accustomed To It That His Mind Must Involuntarily Turn From Its Horror To A Contemplation Of How Much He Makes Out Of The Burial.

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I Knew That It Is Out Of The Question To Have Honest, Economical Government While A Few Are Inordinately Rich And The Great Mass Of Men Are Poor. In Fact, It Is To Be Doubted If Anything Really Worthwhile Can Be Done Until There Is A Fairer Distribution Of Wealth.

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Do You, Good People, Believe That Adam And Eve Were Created In The Garden Of Eden And That They Were Forbidden To Eat From The Tree Of Knowledge? I Do. The Church Has Always Been Afraid Of That Tree. It Still Is Afraid Of Knowledge. Some Of You Say Religion Makes People Happy. So Does Laughing Gas. So Does Whiskey. I Believe In The Brain Of Man.

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Nothing Is So Loved By Tyrants As Obedient Subjects.

The Truth Is Always Modern And There Never Comes A Time When It Is Safe To Give It Voice.

If A Man Really Has Charge Of His Destiny At All, He Should Have Something To Say About Getting Born; And I Only Came Through By A Hair's-breadth. What Had I To Do With This Momentous First Step? In The Language Of The Lawyer, I Was Not Even A Party Of The Second Part.

The Objector And The Rebel Who Raises His Voice Against What He Believes To Be The Injustice Of The Present And The Wrongs Of The Past Is The One Who Hunches The World Along.

Freedom Comes From Human Beings, Rather Than From Laws And Institutions.

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I Don't Believe In God Because I Don't Believe In Mother Goose.

In Spite Of All The Yearnings Of Men, No One Can Produce A Single Fact Or Reason To Support The Belief In God And In Personal Immortality.

To Say That The Universe Was Here Last Year, Or Millions Of Years Ago, Does Not Explain Its Origin. This Is Still A Mystery. As To The Question Of The Origin Of Things, Man Can Only Wonder And Doubt And Guess.

Those Who Enjoy The Emotion Of Hating Are Much Like The Groups Who Sate Their Thirst For Blood By Hunting And Hounding To Death Helpless Animals As An Outlet For Their Emotions.

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The Ability And Inclination To Use Physical Strength Is No Indication Of Bravery Or Tenacity To Life. The Greatest Cowards Are Often The Greatest Bullies. Nothing Is Cheaper And More Common Than Physical Bravery.

As Long As The World Shall Last There Will Be Wrongs, And If No Man Objected And No Man Rebelled, Those Wrongs Would Last Forever.

The Fear Of God Is Not The Beginning Of Wisdom. The Fear Of God Is The Death Of Wisdom. Skepticism And Doubt Lead To Study And Investigation, And Investigation Is The Beginning Of Wisdom.

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Do You Think You Can Cure The Hatreds And The Maladjustments Of The World By Hanging Them? You Simply Show Your Ignorance And Your Hate When You Say It. You May Here And There Cure Hatred With Love And Understanding, But You Can Only Add Fuel To The Flames By Cruelty And Hate.

Each Child Should Be More Intelligent Than His Parents.

Lost Causes Are The Only Ones Worth Fighting For.

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The Most Human Thing We Can Do Is Comfort The Afflicted And Afflict The Comfortable.

The Origin Of The Absurd Idea Of Immortal Life Is Easy To Discover; It Is Kept Alive By Hope And Fear, By Childish Faith, And By Cowardice.

One Cannot Live Through A Long Stretch Of Years Without Forming Some Philosophy Of Life.

Ancestors Do Not Mean So Much. The Rebel Who Succeeds Generally Makes It Easier For The Posterity That Follows Him; So These Descendants Are Usually Contented And Smug And Soft. Rebels Are Made From Life, Not Ancestors.

No Other Offense Has Ever Been Visited With Such Severe Penalties As Seeking To Help The Oppressed.

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My Constitution Was Destroyed Long Ago; Now I Am Living Under The Bylaws.

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We Are Turning Our Prisons Into Living Tombs, Inhabited By Doomed Men Living In Everlasting Blank Despair.

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Dislike Someone

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Eugene V. Debs Has Always Been One Of My Heroes.

I Had Grown Tired Of Standing In The Lean And Lonely Front Line Facing The Greatest Enemy That Ever Confronted Man -- Public Opinion.

Thirteen States With A Population Less Than That Of New York State Alone Can Prevent Repeal [of Prohibition] Until Halley's Comet Returns. One Might As Well Talk About A Summer Vacation On Mars.

It Must Always Be Remembered That All Laws Are Naturally And Inevitably Evolved By The Strongest Force In A Community, And In The Last Analysis Made For The Protection Of The Dominant Class.

There Is No Such Thing As Justice - In Or Out Of Court.

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If Today You Can Take A Thing Like Evolution And Make It A Crime To Teach It In The Public School, Tomorrow You Can Make It A Crime To Teach It In The Private Schools, And The Next Year You Can Make It A Crime To Teach It To The Hustings Or In The Church. At The Next Session You May Ban Books And Newspapers. Soon You May Set Catholic Against Protestant And Protestant Against Protestant, And Try To Foist Your Own Religion Upon The Minds Of Men.

In Life One Cannot Eat His Cake And Have It, Too; He Must Make His Choice And Then Do The Best He Can To Be Content To Go The Way His Judgment Leads.

I Do Not Believe In God Because I Do Not Believe In Mother Goose.

I Cannot Tell And I Shall Never Know How Many Words Of Mine Might Have Given Birth To Cruelty In Place Of Love And Kindness And Charity.

Some False Representations Contravene The Law; Some Do Not. ... The Sensibilities Of No Two Men Are The Same. Some Would Refuse To Sell Property Without Carefully Explaining All About Its Merits And Defects, And Putting Themselves In The Purchasers' Place And Inquiring If He Himself Would Buy Under The Circumstances. But Such Men Never Would Be Prosperous Merchants.

The Nation That Would To-day Disarm Its Soldiers And Turn Its People To The Paths Of Peace Would Accomplish More To Its Building Up Than By All The War Taxes Wrong From Its Hostile And Unwilling Serfs

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Criminal Cases Receive The Attention Of The Press. The Cruel And Disagreeable Things Of Life Are More Apt To Get The Newspaper Space Than The Pleasant Ones. It Must Be That Most People Enjoy Hearing Of And Reading About The Troubles Of Others. Perhaps Men Unconsciously Feel That They Rise In The General Level As Others Go Down.

Hoover, If Elected, Will Do One Thing That Is Almost Incomprehensible To The Human Mind: He Will Make A Great Man Out Of Coolidge.

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