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One Of The Reasons We Moved To L.a. In The First Place [was] So That It Was No Big Deal That I Was In Show Business. We Decided If We Move[d] To L.a., Then Everyone In One Way Or Another Was Involved In It.

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One Of The Reasons

Eric Idle

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One Of The Reasons We Moved To L.a. In The First Place [was] So That It Was No Big Deal That I Was In Show Business. We Decided If We Move[d] To L.a., Then Everyone In One Way Or Another Was Involved In It.

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