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Once He Saw The Officials Of A Temple Leading Away Some One Who Had Stolen A Bowl Belonging To The Treasurers, And Said, "the Great Thieves Are Leading Away The Little Thief."

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Once He Saw The

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Once He Saw The Officials Of A Temple Leading Away Some One Who Had Stolen A Bowl Belonging To The Treasurers, And Said, "the Great Thieves Are Leading Away The Little Thief."

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