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Oh-do Be Careful With That! That's My Buddha Hand Grenade. Twist The Head Twice And Throw It And Anyone Within Ten Yards Can Say Their Prayers.

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Oh-do Be Careful With That! That's My Buddha Hand Grenade. Twist The Head Twice And Throw It And Anyone Within Ten Yards Can Say Their Prayers.

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