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Maybe Those Sorts Of Yes-or-no Life-and-death Decisions Are Easier To Make Because They Are So Black And White. I Can Cope With Them Because It's Easier. Human Emotions, Well. . .they're Just A Fathomless Collection Of Grays And I Don't Do So Well On The Midtones.

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Maybe Those Sorts Of Yes-or-no Life-and-death Decisions Are Easier To Make Because They Are So Black And White. I Can Cope With Them Because It's Easier. Human Emotions, Well. . .they're Just A Fathomless Collection Of Grays And I Don't Do So Well On The Midtones.

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If You Expect Me To Believe That A Lawyer Wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I Must Be Dafter Than I Look.

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There Are A Lot Of Idiots In This Country, And They Deserve Representation As Much As The Next Man.

The Name Is Schitt," He Replied. "jack Schitt.

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Her Majesty Is One Verb Short Of A Sentence.

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Anything Devised By Man Has Bureaucracy, Corrpution And Error Hardwired At Inception.

Sometimes I Don't Know Whether I'm Thening Or Nowing.

If It's A Chimera Alert, We Just Follows The Screams.

The Best Plans Are Always The Simplest.

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Death And The End Of One's Life Are Two Very Different Things Indeed.

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Unanswered Questions

That's The Thing About Destiny: It Can't Be Predicted, And It's Usually Pretty Odd.

Governments And Fashions Come And Go But Jane Eyre Is For All Time.

He Spent His Life Immersed In Books To The Cost Of Everything Else, Even Personal Relationships. "friends," He'd Once Said, "are Probably Great, But I Have Forty Thousands Friends Of My Own Already, And Each Of Them Needs My Attention.

Literary Detection And Firearms Don't Really Go Hand In Hand; Pen Mighter Than The Sword And So Forth.

If The Real World Were A Book, It Would Never Find A Publisher. Overlong, Detailed To The Point Of Distraction-and Ultimately, Without A Major Resolution.

...being Written By Someone Who Might Not Quite Understand The Subconscious Nuance Of The Character Leaves Us In Varying Degrees Of Flatness.

Reality Tv Was To Me The Worst Form Of Entertainment--the Modern Equivalent Of Paying Sixpence To Watch Lunatics Howling At The Wall Down At The Local Madhouse.

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Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.

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Black And White

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Ill-fitting Grammar Are Like Ill-fitting Shoes. You Can Get Used To It For A Bit, But Then One Day Your Toes Fall Off And You Can't Walk To The Bathroom.

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Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

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Prejudice Is A Product Of Ignorance That Hides Behind Barriers Of Tradition.

Failure Concentrates The Mind Wonderfully. If You Don't Make Mistakes, You're Not Trying Hard Enough.

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