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Man, Wren. I’m Impressed. No Woman Ever Sent Flowers To Thank Me. (serre) Don’t Be That Impressed. I’m Thinking She Didn’t Send Flowers To Thank Him. One Flower Says Thank You. This Many Says She Thought He Was Dead. Or That She Killed Him. Hmm...i’m Thinking, Put A Tiger In Her Tank And That Didn’t Quit Rev Her Up. What She Needs Is To Go Hunting For Bear. (dev)

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Man, Wren. I’m Impressed. No Woman Ever Sent Flowers To Thank Me. (serre) Don’t Be That Impressed. I’m Thinking She Didn’t Send Flowers To Thank Him. One Flower Says Thank You. This Many Says She Thought He Was Dead. Or That She Killed Him. Hmm...i’m Thinking, Put A Tiger In Her Tank And That Didn’t Quit Rev Her Up. What She Needs Is To Go Hunting For Bear. (dev)

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The Only Vampires I've Ever Seen Are The Goths Trying To Get A Glimpse Of Anne Rice's House, Who Drink Strawberry Sodas And Tell Each Other It's Blood.

Who Are You Talking To?” – Morty “still In The Kitchen, Aren’t I? Guess I Need To Keep Walking. Oh, Look! Yonder Is The Door, Which I’m Going To Make Use Of Right Now.” – Nick

You Know, I Met A Wise Man Centuries Ago In China Who Said To Me, ‘he Who Lets Fear Rule Him, Has Fear For A Master. (acheron) Confucius? (talon) No, Minh-quan. He Was A Fisherman Who Used To Sell What I’m Told Was The Best Zong Zi Ever Made. (acheron)

Vik? You Ready? (devyn) Your Stupidity Is What I Live For, Captain. (vik)

Sebastos Eudorus Parthenopaeus. He Is Really Going To Hate Us When He Has To Learn To Spell All That.” – Acheron

Because If I Don’t, Fang Will Die. (aimee) Are You High? (dev) No. (aimee) C’mon, Aim, Admit It. Heavy Amounts Of Drugs Are Involved Here. (dev)

Believe Me, Lady, My Strength Is The One Thing I Never Doubt. (vane) It’s Amazing The Lies We Tell Other People, Isn’t It? (sunshine's Grandmother)

I'm A Gunfighter, Jim, Not A Demonologist." Sin Moved Past Him So That He Could Burn The Body O N The Ground. "nice Bones Impression. Roddenberry Would Be Proud.

So What Happened? (maggie) Nothing Major. It’s Just A Group Of Assholes Out To Kill Me. (wren)

Far Be It From Me To Ever Let My Common Sense Get In The Way Of My Stupidity. I Say We Press On.

Well, That’s Just A Little Hard, Since I Can’t Even Talk Her Into Sparing Your Life, Huh? You Haven’t Exactly Endeared Yourself To Her. (kat) Oh, Excuse My Utter Lack Of Manners There. Should We Call Mommy Dearest And Invite Her Over For Tea? I Promise To Be On My Best Manners When I Choke The Life Out Of Her. (sin)

Well . . . He Lets It Ruin His Life. He Gets So Obsessed With Going After The One Thing That Hurt Him That He Loses Sight Of Everything Else. He Becomes Isolated From Everyone And Everything. Paranoid. He Feels Like He Can't Trust Anyone Around Him Ever. In The End, He Loses Everything, Even His Life. And For What? Total Stupidity, If You Ask Me.

We’re Always Alone. You Can Be In A Crowded Room And Still Feel The Bite Of Loneliness. Personally, I Find That It Bites Deepest Whenever Others Are Around.

You Should Be More Careful. You Could Have Broken Your Neck Or As Big As You Are Landed On Someone And Killed Them. (tory)

I Saw My Whole Life Flash Before My Eyes, Boss. It Was Horrific. I Haven’t Done Anything To Regret Yet And It’s Been Way Too Brief. I At Least Want A License Before I Check Out, You Know?

So Why Did You Get Shot? One Of Your Witticisms Go Awry? (nekoda)

Simi? You Got Some Free Time? (kat) Of Course I Do. You Know Akri On Olympus With That Heifer-goddess I Want To Eat, But He Won’t Let The Simi Have No Dinner. So Why You Calling Me, Little Akra-kitty? (simi)

You Have No Idea How Many Times I’ve Been Barricaded Inside A Box In My Life. I Know It’s For My Protection. But That Doesn’t Mean I Have To Like It. (kiara)

I’m Going. But Before I Do, Let Me Congratulate All Of You On Your Stupidity. (fury)

To Make An Omelet You Must First Break Some Eggs.

Does Fang Have An Off Switch? Talon Asked Vane.

Do You Own Anything Not Pink? (talon) I Have A Purple Razor If You’d Rather. (sunshine) Please. (talon) (she Pulled Out A Darker Pink One.) That’s Not Purple. It’s Pink Too. (talon) Well, That’s All I Have Unless You Want My X-acto Blade. (sunshine)

I’ve Never Met Anyone Who Had A Monkey For A Friend Before. (maggie) I Don’t Know. I Think Those Two Guys You Were With Would Qualify As Primates, But Then, That’s An Insult To The Primate And I Don’t Want Marvin To Get Pissed At Me. He Has Higher Sensibilities, You Know? (wren)

Gods, How I’ve Missed You. (stryker) I Hate You With Every Beat Of My Heart. (zephyra)

There’s No Need In Both Of Us Dying Tonight. (kiara) I Took An Oath To Save Every Life I Could. I’m Not About To Back Out On It Now. I Might Be A Lot Of Things, But A Coward Has Never Been One Of Them. (syn)

Man, He Deserves A Hero Cookie. (selena)

When Everything Else Falls Down Around Us, Just Knowing That There's Another Person Who Will Miss Us When We're Gone Is Enough To See Us Through Our Darkest Moments.

You Know, It’s Amazing To Me The Wounds We Carry For Eternity. But What Has Fascinated Me Most These Last Few Years Is How The Right Person Can Heal Them. I Remember A Wise Man Once Said To Me That Everyone Deserves To Be Loved. Even You. (zarek)

Akri Done Left His Simi On His Arm For Far Too Long. She Done Got Tired And Cranky. (simi)

She Went From Angry To Calm So Fast That He Wondered If She Wasn’t The Ferrari Of Moms. Her Top Speed Had To Be .65 Nanoseconds.’ (nick)

Nick Was Dressed In Jeans, A Dark Green Sweater, And Bomber Jacket–the Perfect Image Of A Rich College Student. Talon Looked Like A Biker Who Had Just Left Sanctuary, New Orleans’s Premier Biker Bar. Acheron Looked Like A Refugee From The Dungeon–the Local Underground Goth Hangout. Valerius Was The Professional Contingent, And Zarek…zarek Just Looked Like He Was Ready To Kill Something.’ (talon)

Well, I Guess I’m Just Not As Special As You Are. (urian) No One Knows Their True Mettle Until It’s Been Tested. This Is Yours. Whether You Pass Or Fail Is Entirely Up To You. I Can’t Tell You What To Do, But I Know Where I’ll Be Tonight. (acheron)

Have You Any Idea Of What You’ve Unleashed? (hades) Cruelty, Pestilence, Wrath, Violence, Ultimate Suffering…what Other Gifts Did The Gods Bestow On Him?

Where Did You Learn To Ride Anyway? Disasters-r-us? (tory)

I Can’t Believe You Cheated! (phobos) I Can’t Believe You Didn’t Know It. Man, What Kind Of God Are You? I Never Knew Stupidity Had A Divine Representative. Guess I Was Wrong, Huh? (deimos)

We Don’t Want Civilians Walking Around Who Know About Us. Got It? (tee) Wow, You’re Like A Ferocious Bunny, Aren’t You? (nathan) Worse. A Bunny Can Be Fluffy Sometimes. Tee Always Goes For The Throat. Trust Me. I’m Her Partner And She’s Shot Me Three Times Now. (joe)

Look, I Promise I’m Not Psychotic. Eccentric And Idiosyncratic, But Not Psychotic. (sebastian) I’ll Bet The Prisons Are Full Of Men Who Have Told Women That. (channon)

Well, Then, If I Admit I Know Who You Are And Really Couldn’t Care Less Will That Assuage Your Damaged Manhood Enough That We Can Get Past This And Move On To Something That Ends With Your Giving Me A Sandwich? (leta)

I’ll Abide By My Word, But You Will Never Win Me Back! Believe Me, In Two Weeks I Will Slice Open Your Throat, Drink From Your Blood, And Then Pierce Your Heart And Laugh While Your Body Explodes Into Dust. (zephyra) Beautiful Imagery. You Should Write For Hallmark. (stryker)

The Legislature Have Anxiously Provided For Those Most Useful And Deserving Body Of Men, The Seamen And Marines Of This Country.

Zarek! I Won’t Leave You Here To Die. (astrid) It’s Okay, Princess. I Don’t Mind Dying For You. (zarek)

Move Or Die. (quills) Never Give Someone A Choice That Doesn’t Leave Them With Any Way Out Except To Hurt You. (devyn)

All Right, Two Dozen House Specials. Any Chance One Of You Might Want To Live Dangerously And Try A Vegetable? (aimee) Do We Look Like Rabbits To You? (fury)

Alright, You'll Get Your Bonus, Buy Play Nice With Her. Keep Your Sarcasm To A Minimum. (kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord And Master. Be Nice To Woman, Keep Mouth Shut. (nick)

You Travel With A Whetstone On Your Arm? (kiara) You Don’t Ever Want To Kill Someone With A Dull Knife. It Takes Too Long To Sever Their Arteries, Or Puncture Organs, And It Makes It Even Messier Than Normal. (nykyrian)

When I Was Younger, I Never Thought There Could Be Anything Better Than The Glory Of Battle. (sparhawk) And Now? (taryn) Now I Would Much Rather Coax A Smile From Your Face. (sparhawk)

I Love You, Man. You Rule! Thanks For The Food. It Touches Me Deep In My Tender Place. (sway) I Don’t Want To Know Nothing About Your Tender Place, You Freak. (devyn)

My Mother Always Said That The Strongest Steel Is Forged By The Fires Of Hell.

And They Choose Our Mates. (ravyn) So What Do They Do? Jump Here On Earth, Tap You On The Shoulder, And Say, ‘hey, Bub, Marry Her’? (susan)

Yeah, Well, It’s What Happens When We Spoil The Things We Love. They Don’t Always Understand The Boundaries And Their Ridiculous Wants Can Get Us Killed If We’re Not Careful. (jaden)

You’re A Slave? (eleni) I Was. I’m Sorry. I Shouldn’t Have Come Here. (acheron) Take Your Cloak Off And Sit, Acheron. You’ve Done Nothing To Apologize For. I Admire You All The More For Stopping To Help Us. It’s Nothing For A Nobleman To Do So, Yet They Seldom Bother To Help Those Less Fortunate. For A Freedman To Speak Up In Defense Of Another Takes Great Courage And Character. What You Did Is All The More Noble And Kind, And I Would Be Honored To Have You Sit At My Table With Us. (acheron)

You’re Not Weird, Are You? (jack) Not Particularly, No. (syd) Well, Good. I Got Enough Weirdness For The Lot Of Us. Don’t Want To Share It. (jack)

But One Thing I Realized With My Brother Is That You Can’t Toss Your Pearls Before The Swine. I Think That’s Why My Mother Insisted You Give Anonymously. The Instant Anyone Sees That You’re Kind And Giving, They Immediately Take Advantage Of It. They Seem To Mistake Kindness For Weakness And Giving For Stupidity. (aiden)

They’re Ogling You, Dude. Talking About Your Assets And The Fact That You’re Nauseatingly Ripped, Which I Would Have Been Had I Not Bit The Dust At Seventeen. I’m Forever Trapped In My Tall, Gangly Phase. (jesse)

Power, True Power, Comes From Within. Not Without. (nick)

Hope Is That Tiny Light That The Gods Have Given Us So That We Can Find Our Way Through Our Darkest Hours. And While We Might Stub Our Toes And Bruise Our Knees, If We Keep Moving Forward, Even When Our Progress Is Slow And Painful, We Will Overcome And Be Made Better By Our Journey. … No Misery Or Bad Situation Is Ever Infinite Or Final Until We Make A Conscious Decision For It To Be So.

No Misery Or Bad Situation Is Ever Infinite Or Final Until We Make A Conscious Decision For It To Be So. ~ Inferno

We Must Not, By Any Whimsical Conceits Supposed To Be Adapted To The Altering Fashions Of The Times, Overturn The Established Law Of The Land: It Descended To Us As A Sacred Charge, And It Is Our Duty To Preserve It.

Life Was Brutal And It Made Victims Of Everyone.’ (nykyrian)

Im Not Tense, Just Terribly, Terribly Alert." Nick

One Single Word And I Swear I’ll Rip Your Tongue Out. (zephyra)

What’s This? (fang) One For All And All For Fun, My Friend. You Didn’t Think I’d Let You Fight Demons All On Your Own, Did You? (thorn)

She’s Best Friends With My Wife. (julian) Gracie? You’re Married To Gracie? That Was You? You’re Mr. Hot Bottom! (sunshine)

Sasha Snorted. "i Have Never In My Extremely Long Life Seen Anyone Take So Long To Answer A Question. It's Like You Went Into Your Brain And Got Lost. You Need A Bread Crumb, Buddy?" He Made A Noise Like He Was Calling His Pet. "here Lassie, Here. Come Back Girl.

I Can’t Believe I Was Ever Stupid Enough To Trust Noir. Come To The Dark Side. We Have Cookies. (zeth)

I Prefer To Work Alone – Except In The Bedroom. (steele)

Look, There’s Nothing I’m Ever Going To Tell You About Me That’s The Truth. The More You Know About Me, The Shorter Your Life Span Is Going To Be. All You Need To Know Is That I Don’t Miss. In Fact, You Don’t Even Need To Know Exactly How Good I Really Am, Because If You Ever Find Out, You’re Going To Be Dead. (steele)

Little Chickie La La, Isn’t Dumb Enough To Fall For That, Guys. (tabitha)

If You Knew This, Why Did You Wait To Bring It Before The Omegrion? (savitar) Because I Was Afraid To Come Forward...(zack) And Now You're All Better? (savitar)

You’re So Hilarious. You Know, If This Whole Daimon-slaying Gig Doesn’t Work Out For You, You Should Really Consider Being A Comedian. The Bright Barney Hair Color Would Just Add To The Overall Entertainment Factor.

This One’s Easy To Use. The Pointy End Goes Into Their Body. (liza)

Kaiaphas. I See You Finally Made Some Friends. You Must Have Learned To Use A Toothbrush At Last. You Know It’s The Whole Up And Down, Back And Forth That Confuses People…or Demons. (xypher)

Being An Arrogant Braggart Just Doesn’t Work For Me. (devyn) You Should Try It. It Really Does Grow On You, Trust Me. (adron)

Have You Ever Wanted To Put Your Head In A Blender And Turn On The Liquefy Switch? (tate)

No One Can Make You Feel Low Unless You Allow Them To. You’re Not Stupid, Alix. And You’re Very Beautiful. I Just Thought You Should Know That. (devyn)

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