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Man Didn't Put Me In This Place [in Entertaining Industry]. I'm In This Position Because Of God. And So, If Man Didn't Put Me In This Place, I Really Don't See No Man That Can Take Me Out Of Here.

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Man Didn't Put Me

Steve Harvey

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Man Didn't Put Me In This Place [in Entertaining Industry]. I'm In This Position Because Of God. And So, If Man Didn't Put Me In This Place, I Really Don't See No Man That Can Take Me Out Of Here.

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