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Making A Movie About One Group Of People Isolates The Larger Majority. That's What I Require Of The Projects That I'm Involved With. I Would Not Ever Make A Movie Strictly For Latinos.

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Making A Movie About One Group Of People Isolates The Larger Majority. That's What I Require Of The Projects That I'm Involved With. I Would Not Ever Make A Movie Strictly For Latinos.

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