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If You're Hanging Around With Nothing To Do And The Zoo Is Closed, Come Over To The Senate. You'll Get The Same Kind Of Feeling And You Won't Have To Pay.

-Bob Dole

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If You're Hanging Around

Bob Dole

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If You're Hanging Around With Nothing To Do And The Zoo Is Closed, Come Over To The Senate. You'll Get The Same Kind Of Feeling And You Won't Have To Pay.

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