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If Men Can Run The World, Why Can't They Stop Wearing Neckties? How Intelligent Is It To Start The Day By Tying A Little Noose Around Your Neck?

-Linda Ellerbee

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If Men Can Run

Linda Ellerbee

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If Men Can Run The World, Why Can't They Stop Wearing Neckties? How Intelligent Is It To Start The Day By Tying A Little Noose Around Your Neck?

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