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I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

-Bobby Jones

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I Will Tell You

Bobby Jones

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I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

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No-one Will Ever Have Golf Under His Thumb. No Round Ever Will Be So Good It Could Not Have Been Better. Perhaps This Is Why Golf Is The Greatest Of Games. You Are Not Playing A Human Adversary; You A Playing A Game. You Are Playing Old Man Par.

Bobby Jonesconsidered Objectively, It Is Quite Obviously A Very Simple Matter To Propel A Ball With A Stick Across Some Specially Prepared Ground And Into A Hole Which Is Of Sufficient Size To Accomodate It By A Good Margin. Simple That Is, Provided There Is No Limit Upon The Time Or The Number Of Strokes Required.

The Best Exercise For Golfers Is Golfing.

When I'm A Little Fatigued, Sometimes I Baby It. I Don't Try To Do It. I'm Not 100 Percent. I Probably Won't Be The Rest Of Conference Play. I Just Have To Play Through It. I've Never Really Been Injured Before.

A Leading Difficulty With The Average Player Is That He Totally Misunderstands What Is Meant By Concentration. He May Think He Is Concentrating Hard When He Is Merely Worrying.

The Toughest Opponent Of All Is Old Man Par. He's A Patient Soul Who Never Shoots A Birdie And Never Incurs A Bogey. And If You Would Travel The Long Road With Him, You Must Be Patient, Too.

The Main Idea In Golf As In Life, I Suppose Is To Learn To Accept What Cannot Be Altered And To Keep On Doing One's Own Reasoned And Resolute Best Whether The Prospect Be Bleak Or Rosy.

Doesn't It Show Us All That We Are Silly Little Boys Or Fatuous Asses To Think That We Can Play Golf Without Making A Lot Of Bad Shots?

You Might As Well Praise A Man For Not Robbing A Bank As To Praise Him For Playing By The Rules.

I Had Held A Notion That I Could Make A Pretty Fair Appraisal Of The Worth Of An Opponent Simply By Speaking To Him On The First Tee And Taking A Good Measuring Look Into His Eyes.

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.

I Always Like To See A Person Stand Up To A Golf Ball As Though He Were Perfectly At Home In Its Presence.

As I See It, The Thing That Hurt My Putting Most When It Was Bad, Was Thinking Too Much About How I Was Making The Stroke And Not Enough About Getting The Ball In The Hole.

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

Rhythm And Timing Are The Two Things Which We All Must Have, Yet No One Knows How To Teach Either.

No Putt Is Too Short To Be Despised.

The Rewards Of Golf, And Of Life Too I Expect, Are Worth Very Little If You Don't Play The Game By The Etiquette As Well As By The Rules.

He [the Golfer] Must Have The Courage To Keep Trying In The Face Of Ill Luck Or Disappointment, And Timidity To Appreciate And Appraise The Dangers Of Each Stroke, And To Curb The Desire To Take Chances Beyond Reasonable Hope Of Success.

Golf Is Assuredly A Mystifying Game. It Would Seem That If A Person Has Hit A Golf Ball Correctly A Thousand Times, He Should Be Able To Duplicate The Performance At Will. But Such Is Certainly Not The Case.

The Difference Between A Sand Trap And Water Hazard Is The Difference Between A Car Crash And An Airplane Crash. You Have A Chance Of Recovering From A Car Crash.

Some Emotions Cannot Be Endured With A Golf Club In Your Hands.

Bad Putting Is Due More To The Effect The Green Has Upon The Player Than It Has Upon The Action Of The Ball.

Competitive Golf Is Played Mainly On A Five-and-a-half-inch Course... The Space Between Your Ears.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.

I Think That (alister) Mackenzie And I Managed To Work As A Completely Sympathetic Team. Of Course There Was Never Any Question That He Was The Architect And I Was The Advisor And Consultant. No Man Learns To Design A Golf Course Simply By Playing Golf, No Matter How Well. But It Happened That Both Of Us Were Extravagant Admirers Of The Old Course At St Andrews And We Both Desired As Much As Possible To Simulate Seaside Conditions Insofar As The Differences In Turf And Terrain Would Allow.

If I Needed Advice From My Caddie, He'd Be Hitting The Shots And I'd Be Carrying The Bag.

If I Had Ever Been Set Down In Any One Place And Told I Was To Play There, And Nowhere Else, For The Rest Of My Life, I Should Have Chosen The Old Course At St. Andrews.

Too Much Ambition Is A Bad Thing To Have In A Bunker.

The Real Way To Enjoy Playing Golf Is To Take Pleasure Not In The Score, But In The Execution Of Strokes.

I Can Play The Game Only One Way. I Must Play Every Shot For All There Is In It. I Cannot Play Safe.

It Is Nothing New Or Original To Say That Golf Is Played One Stroke At A Time. But It Took Me Many Years To Realize It.

I Get As Much Fun As The Next Man From Whaling The Ball As Hard As I Can And Catching It Squarely On The Button. But From Sad Experience I Learned Not To Try This In A Round That Meant Anything.

Golf Is The Closest Game To The Game We Call Life. You Get Bad Breaks From Good Shots; You Get Good Breaks From Bad Shots - But You Have To Play The Ball Where It Lies.

On The Golf Course, A Man May Be The Dogged Victim Of Inexorable Fate, Be Struck Down By An Appalling Stroke Of Tragedy, Become The Hero Of Unbelievable Melodrama, Or The Clown In A Side-splitting Comedy.

Fight Tautness Whenever It Occurs; Strive For Relaxed Muscles Throughout.

In Order To Win, You Must Play Your Best Golf When You Need It Most, And Play Your Sloppy Stuff When You Can Afford It. I Shall Not Attempt To Explain How You Achieve This Happy Timing.

Nicklaus Plays A Kind Of Golf With Which I Am Not Familiar.

You Swing Your Best When You Have The Fewest Things To Think About.

Golf Is A Game That Creates Emotions That Sometimes Cannot Be Sustained With The Club Still In One's Hand.

The Object Of Golf Is To Beat Someone. Make Sure That Someone Is Not Yourself.

Jack Nicklaus Is Playing An Entirely Different Game, And One Which I'm Not Even Familiar With.

It Is Nevertheless A Game Of Considerable Passion, Either Of The Explosive Type, Or That Which Burns Inwardly And Sears The Soul.

One Reason Golf Is Such An Exasperating Game Is That A Thing We Learned Is So Easily Forgotten, And We Find Ourselves Struggling Year After Year With Faults We Had Discovered And Corrected Time And Again.

The Moment The Average Golfer Attempts To Play From Long Grass Or A Bunker Or From A Difficult Lie Of Any Kind, He Becomes A Digger Instead Of A Swinger.

If Ever I Needed An Eight Foot Putt, And Everything I Owned Depended On It, I Would Want Arnold Palmer To Putt For Me.

Some People Think They Are Concentrating When They're Merely Worrying.

Golf Is A Game That Is Played On A Five-inch Course

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There Isn't A Hole Out There [augusta] That Can't Be Birdied If You Just Think. But There Isn't One That Can't Be Double-bogeyed If You Stop Thinking.

The Secret Of Golf Is To Turn Three Shots Into Two.

Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can Play Too Much Or Play Too Little.

Golf Is The One Game I Know Which Becomes More And More Difficult The Longer One Plays It.

The 'enemy' In Golf Is Tension.

Golf Is Recognized As One Of The More Difficult Games To Play Or Teach. One Reason For This Is That Each Person Necessarily Plays By Feel, And A Feel Is Almost Impossible To Describe.

Addressing A Golf Ball Would Seem To Be A Simple Matter; That Is, To The Uninitiated Who Cannot Appreciate That A Golf Ball Can Hold More Terrors Than A Spacious Auditorium Packed With People.

Nobody Ever Wins The National Open. Somebody Loses It.

I Have Never Felt So Lonely As On A Golf Course In The Midst Of A Championship With Thousands Of People Around, Especially When Things Began To Go Wrong And The Crowds Started Wandering Away.

I Got An Extra Hour's Nap.

I Never Learned Anything From A Match That I Won.

Inspirational Golf

Many Shots Are Spoiled At The Last Instant By Efforts To Add A Few More Yards.

In Golf, The Customs And Etiquette And Decorum Are As Important As The Rules Of Play.

Nobody Ever Swung A Club Too Slowly.

Golf Is Said To Be An Humbling Game, But It Is Surprising How Many People Are Either Not Aware Of Their Weaknesses Of Else Reckless Of Consequences.

I Never Learned A Thing From A Tournament I Won.

No One Ever Swung Too Slowly.

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