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I Will Not Eat Them In A House, I Will Not Eat Them With A Mouse,i Will Not Eat Them In A Box I Will Not Eat Them With A Fox, I Will Not Eat Them Here Of There I Will Not Eat Them Anywhere, I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham I Do Not Like Them Sam I Am

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I Will Not Eat

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I Will Not Eat Them In A House, I Will Not Eat Them With A Mouse,i Will Not Eat Them In A Box I Will Not Eat Them With A Fox, I Will Not Eat Them Here Of There I Will Not Eat Them Anywhere, I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham I Do Not Like Them Sam I Am

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