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I Went To An All-girls Catholic School. And All The Nuns Just Breathed Down Our Necks "abstinence." And That's Not The Right Thing To Do. It Does Not Work. Kids Will Not Listen To That. They're Going To Experiment No Matter What, So You Have To Be Honest. You Have To Say, "you Know What, If You're Gonna Do It, At Least Think About The Consequences And Get Protection.

-Jenny McCarthy

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I Went To An

Jenny McCarthy

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I Went To An All-girls Catholic School. And All The Nuns Just Breathed Down Our Necks "abstinence." And That's Not The Right Thing To Do. It Does Not Work. Kids Will Not Listen To That. They're Going To Experiment No Matter What, So You Have To Be Honest. You Have To Say, "you Know What, If You're Gonna Do It, At Least Think About The Consequences And Get Protection.

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