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I Was Pretty Young. I Guess I Was In High School, So I Was Probably 13 Years Old. It Was Crazy. I Remember It Very Vividly. I Remember - It Was Actually Kind Of Horrifying, Because One Of My Friends - We Smoked Out Of A Bong, And One Of My Friends - This Was So Stupid - He Didn't Want To Bring - It Was After School On A Friday, And He Didn't - We Smoked Weed In This Park Called The Ravine That Was Across The Street From My High School.

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I Was Pretty Young.

Seth Rogen

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I Was Pretty Young. I Guess I Was In High School, So I Was Probably 13 Years Old. It Was Crazy. I Remember It Very Vividly. I Remember - It Was Actually Kind Of Horrifying, Because One Of My Friends - We Smoked Out Of A Bong, And One Of My Friends - This Was So Stupid - He Didn't Want To Bring - It Was After School On A Friday, And He Didn't - We Smoked Weed In This Park Called The Ravine That Was Across The Street From My High School.

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