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I've Learned That All A Person Has In Life Is Family And Friends. If You Lose Those, You Have Nothing, So Friends Are To Be Treasured More Than Anything Else In The World.

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Trey Parker

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I've Learned That All A Person Has In Life Is Family And Friends. If You Lose Those, You Have Nothing, So Friends Are To Be Treasured More Than Anything Else In The World.

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