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I Think Basically Becoming Famous Has Taken The Place Of Going To Heaven In Modern Society, Hasn't It? That's The Place Where Your Dreams Will Come True. It's An Act Of Faith Now; They Think That's Going To Sort Things Out.

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Jarvis Cocker

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I Think Basically Becoming Famous Has Taken The Place Of Going To Heaven In Modern Society, Hasn't It? That's The Place Where Your Dreams Will Come True. It's An Act Of Faith Now; They Think That's Going To Sort Things Out.

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