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I Make Fun Of Guys When I Like Them. I Act Like I'm 10 Years Old. I Do It As A Test To See If They Can Laugh At Themselves. If They Get Sensitive, Then It's Like, 'um, This Isn't Going To Work.'

-Lauren Conrad

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Lauren Conrad

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I Make Fun Of Guys When I Like Them. I Act Like I'm 10 Years Old. I Do It As A Test To See If They Can Laugh At Themselves. If They Get Sensitive, Then It's Like, 'um, This Isn't Going To Work.'

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