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I'm Stoned On My Music. I'm Intoxicated By My Joyful Calendar Between The Tours, And The Hunting, And The Charity Work, And The Family Time, And Just My Lifestyle Living On A Ranch In Texas And Back When I Lived On My Ranch In Michigan. It's The Epitome Of Individual Independence, Self-sufficiency, Hands-on, Earthly Celebration And We Tour Every Summer Like Complete Animals.

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Ted Nugent

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I'm Stoned On My Music. I'm Intoxicated By My Joyful Calendar Between The Tours, And The Hunting, And The Charity Work, And The Family Time, And Just My Lifestyle Living On A Ranch In Texas And Back When I Lived On My Ranch In Michigan. It's The Epitome Of Individual Independence, Self-sufficiency, Hands-on, Earthly Celebration And We Tour Every Summer Like Complete Animals.

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I Am Classic Rock Revisited. I Revisit It Every Waking Moment Of My Life Because It Has The Spirit And The Attitude And The Fire And The Middle Finger. I Am Rosa Parks With A Gibson Guitar.

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Ninety-plus Percent Of Police/community Relations Is Simply Wonderful - Where People Obey The Law, Don't Resist Arrest, Don't Attack Cops And Don't Threaten Lives, Everyone Gets Along Just Fine. When The President [barack Obama] Constantly Sides With The Worst Thugs Out There And With The Black Lives Matter Terrorists, And The Media Lies Constantly, We The People Better Get To The Truth Asap.

I Think You Should Ride The Line Between Fatigue And Chaos. The Chaos Keeps The Energy Level And Spontaneity Maximized, While Fatigue Is Just Over The Edge, And You Should Try To Avoid It.

How Dare Politicians Continue To Pass Insane Laws Forcing Good, Law-abiding People To Be Defenseless And Helpless.

It Grabs Me, But Not As Much As It Grabs Some Of The Other People That Rave About Them. With The Black Keys, I'm Missing Crescendos With The Sax, Keyboard Or Guitar Solo. It Never Comes To Me. All My Favorite Music Is Rife With Crescendo And I'm Not Hearing Enough With Them. If You Can Get The Black Keys To Hear This, Tell Them I Offer My Crescendo Guitar Anytime They Desire It.

There Are Multi-scatterings Of Various And Associated Issues And Concerns, But It All Boils Down To Accountable People Versus Those Unwilling To Be Accountable.

Organized Religion Is Good For Wars, Battles, Pissin' And Moanin' And Not Much Else.

I Was Musically Baptized By The Black Founding Fathers Of Rock-and-roll, And Like All Real Music Lovers, The Music Changed, Enriched, Upgraded And Fortified Our Lives Forever.

My Haters Are Laughable Punks, My Supporters The Greatest People That Ever Lived.

There Aren't Really Any Actual Misconceptions, Just Dumb People Versus Good, Honest People.

There Was A Time When Man Stood Strong, Right Was Right And Wrong Was Wrong.

Freedom Is Not Free, And We All Have A Lot Of Work Ahead Of Us. And I Perform The Ultimate Soundtrack To Get The Job Done Every Day. We're Not Having Any Fun At All.

I'm Such A Lucky Guy. I've Been Able To Make My Own Decisions For My Own Life For The Last Fifty Years...or Sixty ... Well Maybe Not Sixty. Even Though I Think I Was Making My Own Decisions At The Tender Age Of Eight.

Only Thing Worse Than A Frenchman Is A Frenchman Who Lives In Canada

When We Learn From Our Cause And Effect We Increase Our Positives, We Chip Away And Hopefully Eliminate Our Negatives, So We Can Be Beneficial To Everyone Else. It's Not About Being Good For Me, It's About Being The Best That I Can Be So I Can Be A Good Husband, Father, And Neighbor.

Let's Be Honest, If The Democrats Didn't Support Ignoring Our Nation's Immigration Laws, There Is No Way They Could Win The Presidency Or A Local Dog Catcher Election.

You Have To Save The Habitat, You Have To Save The Population - Not Individual Animals. What You Want To Save Is The Foundation, The Basic Infrastructure From Which Resources Are Produced. You Can't Save Fifi And Boo-boo And Thumper.

I Heard Guys Say They Got Into Rock And Roll To Pick Up Women. I Didn't Get Into Rock To Pick Up Women, But I Sure Adapted.

I Ceased Cleansing My Body. Two Weeks Before The Test I Stopped Eating Food With Nutritional Value. A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

I Stop And Think What They Call "punk Rock" Today...give Me A Break! Let Me Know When They Can Walk In The Vapor Trail Of Little Richard, Which Was Punk. You've Got A Gay Black Guy With A Pompadour Singing About Tutti Frutti With Your White Girl. Fuck You.

The Indians The Needed Some Food, And Some Skins For A Roof. They Only Took What They Needed, Baby, Millions Of Buffalo Were The Proof.

The Freedom-hating Gun-grabbers Do Not Care About Reducing Crime Or Saving Lives, Or They Wouldn't Be Fighting For More Gun-free Zones Where The Most Innocent Lives Are Always Slaughtered. Those Squawking The Loudest For Banning Guns From We The People Will Not Get Rid Of Their We-the-people Tax-dollar-paid Armed Security Guards.

How Many More Times Are We Going To Cower Under Tables And Chairs, Whimpering Like Mindless Dogs, Thinking That Someone Else Has The Responsibility To Save And Protect Us?

With All Due Respect, Many In The Entertainment Industry Are Deep Into Mind-altering Substance Abuse, And When One's Logic And Intellectual Calculating Powers Are Replaced With Dopey Feel-good, Fantasy-driven Denial, The Democratic Party Serves Them Well.

Anybody That Wants To Disarm Me Can Drop Dead.

On My First Bowhunt On The Property A Few Years Back, I Was On My Own For Twenty-two Days And Killed An Amazing Thirty-three Head Of Big Game. I'm Surprised I Even Came Home. I Was In Heaven.

I Currently Perform The Most Important Political Duties An American Has The Responsibility To Perform - I Experiment In Self-government On A Daily Basis, Fulfilling My "we The People" Duties To Monitor And Guide Our Elected Employees To Adhere To Their Oath To The U.s. Constitution And Demand Accountability From Them.

I'm Not In The Leftist Controlled Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Because Of My Political Views, Primarily My Lifelong Militant Support Of The Nra, The Second Amendment, And My Belief That The Only Good Bad Guy Is A Dead Bad Guy.

President Obama Is Viewed By Much Of The World As Feckless, Weak, And Incompetent, Even Antiamerican - And That's By Nations Who Are Our Allies And Friends. As It Pertains To China, Iran And North Korea (who Just Set Off A Nuclear Weapon) They Spit In America's Face. They Have No Respect For America, And They Sure As Hell Have No Fear Of America.

I Do Media Every Day I Tour And The Travel Itself Is A Bit Testing, So I Don't Get To Do Much Gregarious Activity When I'm On The Road, But I Do Enough Barbequing And Enough Hanging Out And Training With Enough Law Enforcement And Military To Keep Me Bright-eyed And Bushy-tailed And To Make Sure My Guitar Solos Every Night Breath Fire.

I Still Tour Like A Man Possessed, Because I Am.

God Knows America Would Be The Greatest Again If She Operated Like The Nugent Family. No Takers, No Whiners, No Gangsters, No Dopers, No Drunks, No Criminals, No Bloodsuckers, No Excuse Makers, No Crybabies, No Punks, No Obama Supporters.

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If You're Not Upsetting Idiots, You Might Be An Idiot.

I Play The Living Hell Out Of My Guitars Daily, And As Sure As The Sun Rises In The East, Killer Licks, Ideas, Grooves, Patterns And Songs Erupt Every Time.

If Elvis Presley Had Been A Bowhunter, He'd Probably Be Alive Today.

When You Spend As Much Time As I Do With Wounded Warriors And Their Families, And Terminally Ill Kids And Their Families, You Are Humbled And Powerfully Inspired By Their Courage And Positive Energy To Live Your Life To The Absolute Best You Can Everyday. It Will Wake You Up Really Fast To Never Stop Believing.

Green Day Is Politically Brain-dead But I Love The Little Monkeys.

The War Is Coming To The Streets Of America And If You Are Not Keeping And Bearing And Practicing With Your Arms Then You Will Be Helpless And You Will Be The Victim Of Evil.

The Best Musicians In The World Were Raised On The Same Kind Of Music I Was Raised On And That Is Black, Soulful, Authoritative, Ultra-tight, Ferocious, Uppity, Defiant Music That From The Howlin' Wolf, The Muddy Waters, The Lightnin' Hopkins, The Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, And Little Richard.

If It Was Up To Me, If You Uttered The Word 'gun Control,' We'd Put You In Jail.

Chicken Nuggets Don't Die Any Easier Than Baby Fur Seals.

If Guns Cause Crime, All Of Mine Are Defective.

I Didn't Invent The Middle Finger, But I Perfected The Use Of It.

Ignorance Is Indeed Bliss, But It Is Also Dangerous And Embarrassing.

All My Songs Instinctively Erupted From My Guitar And Lyrical Visions Followed The Spirit Of The Music, Bot Image Wise And Rhythmical Cadence Wise. It Remains One Of Life's Greatest Joys To This Day.

I'm An Extremist? I Don't Think So. I Think People That Call Me An Extremist Are Extremely Brain Dead And Soulless.

The Government Is So Out Of Control. It Is So Bloated And Infested With Fraud And Deceit And Corruption And Abuse Of Power.

My Band And Music Are So Intense They Scare Me, And I'm Not Afraid Of Anything. We Love Our Music With Everything We Got And Deliver The Most Inebriating Fun Concerts On Earth Every Night.

To Show You How Radical I Am, I Want Carjackers Dead. I Want Rapists Dead. I Want Burglars Dead. I Want Child Molesters Dead. I Want The Bad Guys Dead. No Court Case. No Parole. No Early Release. I Want 'em Dead. Get A Gun And When They Attack You, Shoot 'em.

I Don't Plan [my Recordings], I Really Don't. It's So Spontaneous I Wish All Rock Lovers And Rock Journalist Could Witness A Ted Nugent Recording Session. It Is So Primal, It's Like Idiot Kids In The Garage With Their First Loud Amplifiers, Its Intoxicating, It Is Irreverent, It Is Uninhibited.

You Remember The Night That You Left Me, You Put Me In My Place. Got You In A Stranglehold Now Baby, Gonna Crush Your Face.

I Don't Care If It's Bruno Mars Or Aerosmith Or Zz Top... It's About Songs. 'paperback Writer,' 'satisfaction,' 'cat Scratch Fever,' 'walk This Way,' All The Killer Songs In The World Start With An Identifiable Guitar Pattern That Is Basically A Bastardization Of Either Honky-tonk Or Boogie-woogie. And That's In Every Cool Piece Of Music In The World That You And I Love.

I Contribute To The Dead Of Winter And The Moans Of Silence, Blood Trails Are Music To My Ears … I'm A Gut Pile Addict … The Pig Didn't Know I Was There … It's My Kick … I Love Shafting Animals … It's Rock 'n' Roll Power.

Practice, Practice, Practice. Practice Until You Get A Guitar Welt On Your Chest...if It Makes You Feel Good, Don't Stop Until You See The Blood From Your Fingers. Then You'll Know You're On To Something!

As Long As We Continue To Fight In Between The Jamming With All We Have To Save America From The Current Suicidal Deathwish Of The Corrupt, Criminal Punks Intentionally Destroying The Last Best Place.

Oh God Almighty, Another Detroit Monster Is Chad Smith Of The Chili Peppers. Their Music Is Intoxicating Between Flea And Chad Smith. They're Contemporary Because They're Still Making Good Records, But I Don't Think There's Anything New That Has A Groove And Soulfulness. The Chili Peppers Just Stink Of Soul-and That's The Ultimate Compliment. They Continue What James Brown Created.

Only An Abuser Can Make The Decision To Stop Abusing.

I Don't Pay To Have My Dirty Work Done For Me. I Do It Myself.

I Put My Heart And Soul Everyday Into Showing My Appreciation For The Incredible Sacrifices Of The Us Military Heroes By Using My Freedom And Rights, That They Provided And Safeguarded At Such Sacrifice, To The Best Of My Ability Fighting The Enemies At Home.

Hunting, Fishing, And Trapping Is Literally Perfect. It's The Perfect System By Which To Balance And Ground The Animal Populations For Next Year's Productivity.

I Was A Walking, Talking Hunk Of Human Poop.

Music Is The Great Connector.

I Am A Political Animal, Because For God's Sakes I Think "we The People" Is A Job. I Think Experienced Self Government Demands On All Levels - Intellectual, Moral, Historical, And Spiritual Level. We Are Supposed To Be Engaged And Give Directions To Our Elected Employees.

I Like Dave Grohl, I Guess He's A Little Newer. It Makes You Shake, It's Uppity And Spirited.

If The American Public Were Accurately Polled, I Suspect The Results Would Find Bonnie & Clyde, Bill Clinton, Ponzi Scheme Scamster Bernie Madoff, And The Infamous Wily Coyoteto Be Believed To Be More Honest And Trustworthy Than Hillary Clinton.

The Spirit Of America Is All About Defiance, And The Best Music Like Mine Is The Freedom Soundtrack.

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