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I Know A Lot Of People Think Therapy Is About Sitting Around Staring At Your Own Navel - But It's Staring At Your Own Navel With A Goal. And The Goal Is To One Day To See The World In A Better Way And Treat Your Loved Ones With More Kindness And Have More To Give.

-Hugh Laurie

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I Know A Lot

Hugh Laurie

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I Know A Lot Of People Think Therapy Is About Sitting Around Staring At Your Own Navel - But It's Staring At Your Own Navel With A Goal. And The Goal Is To One Day To See The World In A Better Way And Treat Your Loved Ones With More Kindness And Have More To Give.

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