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I Have Plenty Of Invitations To Go Places, Lots To Do. If I'm Not Working, I Go To Have My Hair Taken Care Of And Work At Needlepoint

-Ethel Merman

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Ethel Merman

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I Have Plenty Of Invitations To Go Places, Lots To Do. If I'm Not Working, I Go To Have My Hair Taken Care Of And Work At Needlepoint

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