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I Have A Flamthrower. (zarek) You Have A What? (astrid) It Pays To Be Prepared. (zarek) Well. Those Are Nice For Toasting Marshmallows, But They’ll Only Make Thanatos Mad. Regular Fire Won’t Hurt Him. I Have This Really Neat Gelatinous Goo That Comes Out With My Fire And It Squirts My Victims So That It Don’t Come Off. Wanna See It? (simi) No! (zarek/astrid) No? I Don’t Like That Word. (simi) We Love You, Simi. We’re Just Scared Of Your Goo. (astrid) Oh, That I Understand. Okay, You Can Live. (simi)

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I Have A Flamthrower.

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I Have A Flamthrower. (zarek) You Have A What? (astrid) It Pays To Be Prepared. (zarek) Well. Those Are Nice For Toasting Marshmallows, But They’ll Only Make Thanatos Mad. Regular Fire Won’t Hurt Him. I Have This Really Neat Gelatinous Goo That Comes Out With My Fire And It Squirts My Victims So That It Don’t Come Off. Wanna See It? (simi) No! (zarek/astrid) No? I Don’t Like That Word. (simi) We Love You, Simi. We’re Just Scared Of Your Goo. (astrid) Oh, That I Understand. Okay, You Can Live. (simi)

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Sunny, Tell Me Truthfully, What Are Your Intentions Toward Talon? (selena) What Are You? His Mom? I Promise I’ll Respect Him In The Morning. (sunshine)

While Books Provided Me With Some Escape From The Mental And Physical Horrors Of My Early Life, They Were Unreliable. Many Times The Protagonists Suffered Terribly And Then Died At The End.

Show No Fear To Your Enemies. Only Contempt. Never Let Anyone Look Down On You. You're Just As Good As Any Of Them. I Don't Care Who They Are. Better In Fact. In Our World, Dagans Are Royalty And You, My Son, Are A Prince.

You Know, Bud, I Don’t Know You From Adam, But That’s My Baby Sister You’re Hanging On To. So I’m Thinking The Wisest Course Of Action For You Is To Let Her Go And Introduce Yourself. Pronto. (rain)

I've Had To Work Hard All My Life, And I Will Never, Ever Ask A Fan Or Reader To Pay For Something I've Rushed. It's Not Fair To Them, And I Will Never Give Them Anything Except My Absolute Best.

What Do I Do? (jeff) Well, Not To Insult A Man Who Looks Like A Rocket Scientist In Comparison To You, But…run, Forrest, Run. (rafael)

There’s An Old Ritadarion Saying. You’re Never More Alive Than When You Walk Hand In Hand With Death. (syn)

You Can Party, But I Better Not Catch You Drunk. (wulf) (chris Rolled His Eyes, Then Bent Down To Said To Cassandra’s Stomach...) Be Wise, Little Guy, Stay In There Where Lord King Neurotic Can’t Kill All Your Fun. (chris)

For A Woman Who Can Handle Herself So Well In A Fight, I Can’t Believe You Got Taken Out By A Defenseless Doorjamb. (ravyn) Given The Size Of My Goose Egg, I Would Argue The Defenseless Part. That Doorjamb Has A Mean Left Hook.(susan)

But One Thing I Realized With My Brother Is That You Can’t Toss Your Pearls Before The Swine. I Think That’s Why My Mother Insisted You Give Anonymously. The Instant Anyone Sees That You’re Kind And Giving, They Immediately Take Advantage Of It. They Seem To Mistake Kindness For Weakness And Giving For Stupidity. (aiden)

Any Time You Need An Expert Parental Hand- (zarek) I’ll Find Jericho. (astrid) Um, Could You At Least Wait Until That Thing’s Housebroken? (jericho)

You Still Haven’t Eaten Your Muffin. (sunshine) ‘yeah, Right. He Still Hadn’t Eaten His Boots Either, And He’d Rather Feast On One Of Them Than That Thing In Her Hand.’ (talon)

Uh-huh. You Know With That Sinister Tone You Should Look Into Working For The Irs. I’m Sure They’re Desperate For People Who Can Cow Others With A Single Growl. (susan)

The Dead Won’t Hurt You, Shahara. Only The Living Can Do That. (syn)

He Struggled To Breathe Through The Agony In His Chest. The Fates Were Still Mocking Him. It Must Be A Boring Day For Them Up On Olympus.

Simi? What Was It You Told Me Once About Families? We Have Three Kinds Of Family. Those We Are Born To, Those Who Are Born To Us, And Those We Let Into Our Hearts.

Why Does The Destroyer Hate Artemis? (cassandra) Love. Why Else? Love, Hatred, And Revenge Are The Most Powerful Emotions On Earth. Apollymi Wants Revenge On Artemis For Killing The One Thing She Loved Most In The Universe. (katra) And That Is? (cassandra) I Would Never Betray Either One By Saying It. (katra) Would You Write It Down?...oh, Yeah, Like The Two Of You Weren’t Thinking The Same Thing. (chris)

What? Had A Dry Spell Of Killing People Lately? (susan) As A Matter Of Fact, Yes. If It Doesn’t End Soon, I Might Get Out Of Practice. (otto)

Sitting In A Court Of Law, I Can Receive No Evidence But What Comes Under The Sanction Of An Oath.

Why Did You Leave? (aiden) I Took Care Of The Person Harassing Him. Threat Gone. Job Eliminated. Anything Else You Want To Know? Dental Records, Fingerprints? Retinal Scan? (leta) Urine Sample Would Work. (aiden) What Cup You Want Me To Use? (leta) Does Anything Faze You? (aiden) I Fight People For A Living. Do You Honestly Think Peeing In A Cup Is Going To Frighten Me? (leta)

I'm The Top Of The Food Chain And Well...you're The Food.

You Want To Live, Right? (syn) Absolutely. (kiara) Then We’re Where You Are, Bathroom Breaks Being The Only Exception – Unless You’re In Public, And Then We Get To Risk Additional Arrest Records. (syn)

You Should Be More Careful. You Could Have Broken Your Neck Or As Big As You Are Landed On Someone And Killed Them. (tory)

You Don’t Trust Any Man, Ephani. (danger) And Neither Should You, Little Sister. Take A Bit Of Amazon Advice. Ride Him Into The Ground All Night Long, Then Slide A Blade Between His Ribs Come Morning. (ephani) That's Harsh. (alexion) So Is Life. (ephani)

Patience Is A Virtue. (tee) Excuse Me, Pot, Could You Not Pick On The Kettle? (joe)

Patience Is A Virtue

We Don’t Want Civilians Walking Around Who Know About Us. Got It? (tee) Wow, You’re Like A Ferocious Bunny, Aren’t You? (nathan) Worse. A Bunny Can Be Fluffy Sometimes. Tee Always Goes For The Throat. Trust Me. I’m Her Partner And She’s Shot Me Three Times Now. (joe)

You’re Going To Share A Moon Pie? Now? You Know You Can’t Get Any More Of Those Until You Go Back To The Sates, Right? (geary) It’s For A Good Cause. We Need More Addicts. Besides, There’s Always Grandpa To Bail Me Out With An Emergency Shipment If I Get Too Desperate. (tory)

Hey, Sunshine, Your Friend’s Awake. What’s His Name? (starla) I Don’t Know, Starla. I Didn’t Ask. (sunshine) You Look Like A Steve. Are You Hungry, Steve? (starla)

Yeah, But You’re A God Of Fate. Can’t You Change That? (kat) You’re Thinking Like A Child, Katra. Things That Appear Simple Very Seldom Are. It’s Like The Mechanic Who Goes To Fix The Carburetor And In Doing So Accidentally Puts A Hole In The Radiator And Causes Even More Damage. Every Person On This Planet Is Connected. Sometimes Those Lines Are Easy To See, And Others Are More Complex. You Change One Insignificant Thing And You Change The Very Core Of Humanity. (acheron)

You Are The Energizer Bunny For Badasses. -ash

Verbal Blows Cut To The Soul And Ate At The Heart For Eternity.

It Would Have Really Cramped My Future Plans Had I Died. (nick)

Future Planning

Answer My Question, Bacchus. I’m Not One Of Your Dickless Greeks To Be Kept Waiting For An Answer. (camulus) You Better Take A More Civil Tone With Me, Cam. I’m Not One Of Your Flaccid Celts To Shake In Terror Of Your Wrath. You Want To Fight, Boy, Bring It On. (dionysus) Whoa, Hang On A Second. Let’s Save The Fighting For When You Two Take Over The World, Okay? (styxx)

Yeah, And Mr. Cuddles Is A Jealous Sort. He Doesn’t Share Us Well. (geary) Does This Mean I’ll Have To Fight Him? (arik) You’d Never Win. Mr. Cuddles Cheats. You Think He’s Just A Pushover Teddy Bear, But He’s Vicious, I Tell You. Vicious. (geary)

And You Take Care, Too, Shahara. Remember The Lies We Tell Ourselves To Survive Seldom Bring Peace To Our Souls. (nero)

Lies We Tell Ourselves

There Is More Than One Kind Of Death? (kat) Yes. Cowards Aren’t The Only Ones Who Die A Thousand Deaths. Sometimes Heroes Do, Too. (sin)

(unsure If She Should Laugh Or Groan, Astrid Held Fast To The Tank Before Her As Zarek Pushed The Snowmachine To The Limits. It Vibrated So Badly That She Half-expected It To Disintegrate Underneath Them.) Cap’n, I Don’t Think She’ll Hold. The Warp Engines Can’t Take Any More. It’s Going To Blow Apart. (astrid)

Tell Me Of A Happy Memory, Zarek. One Thing In Your Life That Was Good. (astrid) You. (zarek)

You Can Take My Life, But You'll Never Break Me. So Bring Me Your Worst... And I Will Definitely Give You Mine.

Glad To See You’re Still Breathing.” – Caleb “glad To Be Breathing.” – Nick

Some Kisses Are Worth Living For

A Little Bloodthirsty, Isn’t It? (kim) Given What They Did To Tory, I’m Thinking A Quick Death Is Merciful. Not To Mention They Ruined One Of My Favorite Jackets And Totaled My Bike. (acheron) Well, Let’s Just Torture Then Bomb The Bastards. How Dare They! (pam)

Tragedy And Adversary Are The Stones We Sharpen Our Swords Against So We Can Fight New Battles.

It Seemed His Demon Couldn't Tell The Physical Difference Between When He Was In Danger And When He Was "in" Danger.

Look, I Don’t Care What The Ooga-boogas Do. It Sounds Like They Need A Family Counselor, Not A Sniper. (steele) They’re Not Ooga-boogas, They’re Uhbukistanis. (syd) Whatever. My Personal Belief Is That We Should Leave Ooga-booga Land To The Oomp-loompas. Let Them Fight It Out With The Snozzwangers, Wangdoogles, And The Mean Vermicious Knids. I’d Rather Go Peal Carrots With A Spoon. (steele)

His Mom Always Said That Trust Was Something You Earned. And It Wasn't Something You Gave Easy. Too Often, It Was A Tool Your Enemies Used To Hurt You With. 'give Them Nothing, Baby. Not Until You Have No Choice. The World Is Harsh And It Is Cold. People Can Be Good And Decent, But Most Of Them Are Only Out For Themselves And They'll Hurt Anyone They Can'.

I Don’t Want Your Lying Kindness. Sure, You’ll Smile And Be So Sweet To Me That I’ll Trust You, But The Minute I Don’t Give You Everything You Want The Instant You Demand It, You’ll Turn On Me And Try To Crush Me. You’re Just Like Everyone Else In The World. No One Matters But You. (aiden)

In My Day We Let The Wolfswans Incapable Of Birthing Our Young Die. (markus) Then It’s A Good Thing We’re In The Twenty-first Century And Not The Dark Ages, Isn’t It? (fang)

Ectoplasmic Plane? What The Devil Is That? (simone) It’s Jargon From Those Of Us Who Are Corporeally Challenged. It’s The Great Beyond Where We Bounce Into Each Other Like Floundering Atoms. It’s Really Kind Of Gross – Which Is Why I Hang Out With You. But Only Because You’re Less Gross Than They Are. (jesse)

Far Be It From Me To Ever Let My Common Sense Get In The Way Of My Stupidity. I Say We Press On.

He Looked Down At Her. "have You Found That Peace?" Yes, She Had. But It Was So Corny And Cliched That She Couldn't Bring Herself To Admit It. "a Wise Man Once Told Me That Peace Has To Come From Within. We Have To Learn To Like Ourselves Before We Can Find Our Place In The World.

Don’t Ask Me Any More Questions, Keller. I’m Just Going To Lie To You And I’d Rather Not Have The Stress Of Trying To Remember What Lie I Handed You. (alexion)

Turn Yourself Over To Aksel, And I Might Let Her Go. (arast) Yeah, Right. And I’m A One-legged Dung Dealer. (nykyrian)

Wolves Don’t Socialize With Humans. You Guys Tend To Freak Out When You Learn What We Are. Not To Mention, Your Females Are Rather Frail. I Don’t Like Having To Hold Back For Fear Of Bruising Or Killing My Partner When I Mate. (vane) And People Think I Speak My Mind. Jeez. You Will Just Say Anything, Won’t You? (sunshine)

(looking At Their Son On Ultrasound.) He Looks Like An Angel. (cassandra) I Don’t Know. I Think He Looks Like A Frog Or Something. (wulf)

Come On, Megeara. Walk On The Wild Side With Me. Let’s Get Naked And Ruin Solin’s Upholstery. It Serves Two Purposes. We’re Happy And He’s Pissed. (arik)

I Have You Here. Why Shouldn’t I Be Pleased? (stryker) I Can Think Of A Million Reasons, Starting With The Fact That I Want To Kill You More Than I Want To Breathe. As For The Others, Would You Prefer Them In Order Of Importance Or Alphabetically? (zephyra)

Have You Any Idea Of What You’ve Unleashed? (hades) Cruelty, Pestilence, Wrath, Violence, Ultimate Suffering…what Other Gifts Did The Gods Bestow On Him?

I Wonder Why No One Called The Police About The Rocket Launcher? God Knows My Neighbors Usually Report It If I So Much As Fart In My Backyard. (bubba)

Now, If You Don’t Mind, I’m Going To Sit Over Here With My Throbbing Feet And Bleed In Silence Until We Get To Our Destination. (syn)

I Don't Know About You, But I Have To Sleep. I Had A Long Night And I'm Exhausted." She Was Rather Tired, Too. But As She Slid Her Gaze To The Fake Leather Sofa, She Realized It Would Never Fit Both Of Them. Hunter Grinned At Her. "you Take The Couch, I'll Sleep On The Floor." "can You Do That?" "i've Slept In Worse Places." "yeah, But Don't You Need A Coffin?

Do That Again And, Bracelet Or No Bracelet, I’ll Tear Your Head Off And Use It For A Doorstop. (xypher)

Sometimes Things Have To Go Wrong In Order To Go Right.

I Hate You! (artemis) Don’t Keep Saying That, Artie. It’s Cruel To Get My Hopes Up. (acheron)

I’m Here Because I Know The Sadness Inside You. I Know What It Feels Like To Wake In The Morning, Lost And Lonely And Aching For Someone To Be There With Me. (sebastian)

Then Why Are We Being Shot At? (syd) ’cause The Sonofabitch Can’t Tell Time. (steele)

Dragons Have Sharp Talons. Sometimes I Don’t Get Out Of The Way Quickly Enough. (sebastian) Maybe You Should Fight Smaller Dragons. (channon)

Sweetie, In Our World, Fair’s Got Nothing To Do With Anything. He Who Has The Greatest Power Wins. It’s Why We’re All Willing To Kill Each Other Off Without Flinching. (solin)

Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How Nice Of You To Join Us Here On Planet Earth Again. (cael) Thanks, Barney. How’s Betty And Bam Bam Doing? (acheron) Great, If I Could Only Get Them Away From Wilma And Pebbles. Those Women Are Nothing But Trouble. (cael) Nah, They’re Good Women. It’s The Ones In Red Who Are Always The Downfall Of Good Men. (acheron)

My Mother Always Said That The Strongest Steel Is Forged By The Fires Of Hell.

Have Any Of You Taken A Look Out At Greece In The Last, Say, Hour Or So? (hermes) What? Are They Reacting To The Fact I Cursed The Apollites? (apollo) I Don’t Think That Bothers Them Nearly As Much As The Fact The Island Of Atlantis Is Now Gone And The Atlantean Goddess Apollymi Is Cutting A Swathe Through Our Country, Laying Waste To Everyone And Everything She Comes Into Contact With. And In Case You’re Curious, She’s Headed Straight For Us. I Could Be Really Wrong Here, But I’m Guessing The Woman’s Extremely Pissed. (hermes)

Are All Knights So Gentle? (taryn) I Know Not, Taryn, Since I Don’t Make It My Habit To Lie Abed With Other Knights. (sparhawk)

It’s A New World, Brother. And We, The Downtrodden, Are Taking It Back. (madoc)

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