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I Had To Weave And Play Around With A Honey Bear, You Know, And I Could Wrestle With Him A Little Bit, But There's No Way You Can Even Wrestle A Honey Bear, Let Alone A Grizzly Bear That's Standing Ten Feet To Eleven Feet Tall! Can You Imagine? But It Was Fascinating To Work That Close To That Kind Of Animal.

-Leslie Nielsen

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I Had To Weave

Leslie Nielsen

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I Had To Weave And Play Around With A Honey Bear, You Know, And I Could Wrestle With Him A Little Bit, But There's No Way You Can Even Wrestle A Honey Bear, Let Alone A Grizzly Bear That's Standing Ten Feet To Eleven Feet Tall! Can You Imagine? But It Was Fascinating To Work That Close To That Kind Of Animal.

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