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I Get Satisfaction Of Three Kinds. One Is Creating Something, One Is Being Paid For It And One Is The Feeling That I Haven't Just Been Sitting On My Ass All Afternoon.

-William F. Buckley, Jr.

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I Get Satisfaction Of Three Kinds. One Is Creating Something, One Is Being Paid For It And One Is The Feeling That I Haven't Just Been Sitting On My Ass All Afternoon.

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Can Do Something

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Treatment Is Not Now Available For Almost Half Of Those Who Would Benefit From It. Yet We Are Willing To Build More And More Jails In Which To Isolate Drug Users Even Though At One-seventh The Cost Of Building And Maintaining Jail Space And Pursuing, Detaining, And Prosecuting The Drug User, We Could Subsidize Commensurately Effective Medical Care And Psychological Treatment.

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The Amount Of Money And Of Legal Energy Being Given To Prosecute Hundreds Of Thousands Of Americans Who Are Caught With A Few Ounces Of Marijuana Makes No Sense.

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