I Don't Know That I Can Define Fear. But One Of The Sources Of Fear Is Holding Up Some Sort Of Model Life That Doesn't Exist And Feeling Like You're Far Away From It.

-Albert Brooks

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Albert Brooks

I Don't Know That I Can Define Fear. But One Of The Sources Of Fear Is Holding Up Some Sort Of Model Life That Doesn't Exist And Feeling Like You're Far Away From It.

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