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I Didn't Really Like The Taste Of Booze. I Liked The Effect It Did On Me. But I Can't Say I Savored A Glass Full Of Chablis Chablis 1932. I Drank Whatever S - - Was In Front Of Me And Got Me Buzzed.

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Ozzy Osbourne

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I Didn't Really Like The Taste Of Booze. I Liked The Effect It Did On Me. But I Can't Say I Savored A Glass Full Of Chablis Chablis 1932. I Drank Whatever S - - Was In Front Of Me And Got Me Buzzed.

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