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I Began To Go To Concerts When I Was 12 Years Old. And I Would Stand There, The Small Imp That I Was, And I Would Expect The World To Be Laid Before Me By These Artists, And In Some Cases It Was. So When I Climbed Onto The Stage, I Always Imagined That I Was Singing To Somebody Who Was Similar To How I Had Been.

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I Began To Go To Concerts When I Was 12 Years Old. And I Would Stand There, The Small Imp That I Was, And I Would Expect The World To Be Laid Before Me By These Artists, And In Some Cases It Was. So When I Climbed Onto The Stage, I Always Imagined That I Was Singing To Somebody Who Was Similar To How I Had Been.

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I Lie A Lot - It's Really Useful.

It's So Shameful Of Me: I Like You.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.

The Passing Of Time And All Of Its Crimes Is Making Me Sad Again. The Passing Of Time And All Of Its Sickening Crimes Is Making Me Sad Again. But Don't Forget The Songs That Made You Cry And The Songs That Saved Your Life.. Yes, You're Older Now And You're A Clever Swine. But They Were The Only Ones Who Ever Stood By You

If You Love Animals, Obviously It Doesn't Make Sense To Hurt Them.

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I Was Happy In The Haze Of A Drunken Hour, But Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now.

Well, I'm A Catholic By Birth And You Can Never Shed It.

How Can Anybody Say They Know How I Feel? The Only One Around Here Who Is Me, Is Me.

I Am Attracted To Humans. But, Of Course... Not Many.

Well, The Problem I've Had With All The Interviews I've Had In America - I Had Meetings With About Nine Labels - And They All Say To Me "will Your New Songs Fit In With What Is Popular And What Is In The Chart?" And I Say "good God, I Hope Not!"

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.

Because You Wear A Uniform, A Smelly Uniform...and So You Think You Can Be Rude To Me.

Now I Know How Joan Of Arc Felt, As The Flames Rose To Her Roman Nose And Her Walkman Started To Melt...

There's So Much Destruction All Over The World - And All You Can Do Is Complain About Me!

Most People Keep Their Brains Between Their Legs.

I Am Unable To Watch The Olympics Due To The Blustering Jingoism That Drenches The Event. Has England Ever Been Quite So Foul With Patriotism? The 'dazzling Royals' Have, Quite Naturally, Hi-jacked The Olympics For Their Own Empirical Needs, And No Oppositional Voice Is Allowed In The Free Press.

And If You Have Five Seconds To Spare, I'll Tell You The Story Of My Life".

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Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.

I Think Flowers Are Very Beautiful Things. Very Nice And Innocent Things. They Don't Harm Anybody.

I Don't Think I've Ever Made A Conscious Effort To Alter The Sound. I Don't See The Point. I Have To Remain True To How I Sing. I'm Perfectly Happy With What I Am. Whatever That Is.

This World, I Am Afraid, Is Designed For Crashing Bores.

Artists Aren't Really People. And I'm Actually 40 Per Cent Papier Mache.

In My Life Why Do I Smile At People I'd Rather Kick In The Eye?

I'm Capable Of Looking On The Bright Side. I Just Don't Do It Very Often.

Nature Is A Language - Can't You Read?

I Have So Much Pride And Love For The Songs Of The Smiths. However, I Must Ask You, If You Come Across Any Smiths Cds, Don't Buy Them, Because All The Money Goes To That Wretched Drummer.

I've Always Done Quite Well As Far As The Charts Are Concerned. And Yet I Always Felt I Conveyed The Spirit Of The Music I Love, Which Didn't Have Any Chart Success.

But Sometimes I'd Feel More Fulfilled Making Christmas Cards With The Mentally Ill. I Want To Live And I Want To Love. I Want To Catch Something That I Might Be Ashamed Of.

Each Year Of Life Brings Us Nearer To Our Decline, But I Will Continue To Seek A Listener Until I'm Dead In A Ditch.

I've Gone Through Managers Like People Go Through Shredded Wheat. Nobody Looks After You.

America Is Not The World.

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Anything Is Hard To Find When You Will Not Open Your Eyes

Madonna Is Closer To Organised Prostitution Than Anything Else.

I Wish That Prince Charles Had Been Shot. I Think It Would Have Made The World A More Interesting Place.

Eating Meat Is The Most Disgusting Thing I Can Think Of. It's Like Biting Into Your Grandmother.

The Smiths Was An Incredibly Personal Thing To Me. It Was Like Launching Your Own Diary To Music.

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I Never Enjoyed Life In My Twenties, Not One Minute Of It. It Was A Test Of Endurance That I'm Surprised I Survived. Professionally, Of Course, I Was Doing Very Well But Personally It Couldn't Have Been Worse Or More Difficult For Me If I'd Been Living In A Mud Hut In Leeds.

I Don't Want To Go On Much Longer, Really. I Think That Would Suggest A Lack Of Imagination. A Certain Lack Of Dignity Also.

I Believe The Nme Have Deliberately Tried To Characterise Me As A Racist In A Recent Interview In Order To Boost Their Circulation. I Abhor Racism And Cruelty Of Any Kind And Will Not Let This Pass.

I Don't Like Myself Very Much As A Person, But I'm Proud Of What I Create.

I Think The Pop Chart Today Is Entirely Market-driven. And It Has Nothing To Do With Public Taste. And It Has Nothing To Do With Moving Music Forward. It's Simply A Market Chart.

Nobody Can Possibly Be So Hungry That They Need To Take A Life In Order To Feel Satisfied - They Don't After All, Take A Human Life, So Why Take The Life Of An Animal? Both Are Conscious Beings With The Same Determination To Survive. It Is Habit, And Laziness And Nothing Else.

The Solo Years Have Been More Meaningful To The Audiences Than The Smiths Years, But The Press In England Only Write About Me In Relation To The Smiths Era.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.

That Was The Problem With The 'celibate' Word Because They Don't Consider For A Moment That You'd Rather Not Be, But You Just Are. I Was Never A Sexual Person.

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I Wear Black On The Outside 'cause Black Is How I Feel On The Inside.

The Fire In The Belly Is Essential, Otherwise You Become Michael Buble - Famous And Meaningless.

He Drove Me Home In The Van, Complaining, 'women Only Like Me For My Mind'.

I Used To Dream, And I Used To Vow; I Wouldn't Dream Of It Now.

I Was Quite Advanced When I Was At School, And When I Left School It Seemed That All These Really Oafish Clods From School Were Making Tremendous Progress And Had Wonderfully Large Cars And Lots Of Money, And I Seemed To Be Constantly Waiting For A Bus That Never Came.

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The Word 'indie' Is Meaningless Now. It's So Over-used That People Think It Simply Means Green Hair.

What's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up In The Morning? Wish I Hadn't.

I Do Think It's Possible To Go Through Life And Never Fall In Love, Or Find Someone Who Loves You.

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Even Though I've Been Reasonably Well Known For Quite A Long Time, I Still Can't Get A Record On Daytime Radio Or On Mtv.

I've Only Been To Ireland Once, And I Felt I Would Wake Up With Voices In My Head, Almost Like Music, And That If I Were A Songwriter, I Would Be Very Inspired.

I Hated The Royal Wedding.

Shyness Is Nice, But Shyness Can Stop You From Doing All The Things In Life That You'd Like To.

The Royal Family To Me Are Not England, And They Are Not The Flag.

I Am Hated For Loving. I Am Haunted For Wanting.

Unfortunately, I Am Not Homosexual... In Technical Fact, I Am Humasexual. I Am Attracted To Humans. But, Of Course, Not Many.

Madonna Reinforces Everything Absurd And Offensive. Desperate Womanhood. Madonna Is Closer To Organized Prostitution Than Anything Else.

Again, I Lay Awake, And I Cried Because Of Waste.

You May Not Realize This, But People Have The Power To Change The World.

The Monarchy Is Foremost A Business, And It's Important To Them That The British Public Continue To Finance The Excessive Luxurious Lifestyles Of The Now Quite Enormous, Wasteful And Useless 'royal' Family.

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Tried Living In The Real World Instead Of A Shell, But I Was Bored Before I Even Began.

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Denmark Is Sadly A Hellish Place If You Happen To Be A Pig, But The Brioche And Fruits That Tower On The Table Before Me Have Me Hastily Attaching A Feedbag.

I Have Found The Best Way To Avoid Ending Your Life As A Bitter Wreck Is To Start Out As One.

I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy. Dumpy, Fat And Middle-aged.

He Referred To Me As An 'insufferable Puffed-up Prat'. This Is A Bit Rich Coming From A Man Who Actually Married His Own Mother.

Burn Down The Disco Hang The Blessed D.j. Because The Music That They Constantly Play It Says Nothing To Me About My Life

I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And Never Will.

I Would Rather Eat My Own Testicles Than Reform The Smiths, And That's Saying Something For A Vegetarian.

Not Everybody Is Absolutely Stupid. Why On Earth Would I Be Racist, What Would I Be Trying To Achieve?

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Age Gives You A Great Sense Of Proportion. You Can Be Very Hard On Yourself When You're Younger But Now I Just Think 'well Everybody's Absolutely Mad And I'm Doing Quite Well'.

Jesus Made Me, So He Should Save Me From Pity, Sympathy And Idiots Discussing Me.

That's Why I Do This Music Business Thing, It's Communication With People Without Having The Extreme Inconvenience Of Actually Phoning Anybody Up.

The Sorrow Of The Ira Brighton Bombing Is That Thatcher Escaped Unscathed.

As Anthony Said To Cleopatra As He Opened A Crate Of Ale: "oh, I Say, Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others, Some Girls' Mothers Are Bigger Than Other Girls' Mothers.

I Find That It Isn't Wise To Attempt To Judge People On Their Public Persona, And Even On The Music They Make. Because I've Met So Many People Whose Music I Cannot Stand, And They're Very Nice. At The Same Time, I've Met People Whose Music I've Loved, And They're Not The Person You've Invested All This Emotion In.

I Am The Son And The Heir Of A Shyness That Is Criminally Vulgar.

When I'm Lying In My Bed, I Think About Life And I Think About Death. And Neither One Particularly Appeals To Me.

There Is No Such Thing In Life As Normal.

I Think I Must Be, Absolutely, A Total Sex Object. In Every Sense Of The Word.

And If I Seem A Little Strange Well, That's Because I Am

Bob Geldof Is A Nauseating Character. Band Aid Was The Most Self-righteous Platform Ever In The History Of Popular Music.

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We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful.

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I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed And Broke My Spine. So Yes There Are Things Worse In Life Than Never Being Someone's Sweetie.

For The First Time In My Life The Eternal 'i' Becomes 'we', As, Finally, I Can Get On With Someone.

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My Parents Were Worried About Me, Certainly When I Became So Deeply Interested In Music And People Like The New York Dolls Who, At The Time, Were Very Peculiar Indeed.

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Lots Of People Make The Stage And It Can Seem Very Violent And Over The Top, But It's Not Really. It's Always A Kind Of Gentle Ballet.

They Are Very Tame To Me. God Bless Noel, I'm Sure He'll Always Have A Spot On 'bob's Full House', But I Search For Something With More Bite And Rage.

Disappointment Came To Me, And Booted Me, And Bruised And Hurt Me, But That's How People Grow Up.

Hold On To Your Friends. Resist - Or Move On Be Mad, Be Rash Smoke And Explode Sell All Of Your Clothes Just Bear In Mind: There Just Might Come A Time When You Need Some Friends

Satan Rejected My Soul; As Low As He Goes, He Never Quite Goes This Low.

If You Respect Or Love Animals You Could Never Eat Them. It's That Simple

I Like To Think That There Is A Clear Majority Of People Who's Be Supportive Of The Idea, It Does Save The Existing Industry. It Does Provide Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars For The Commonwealth.

It's So Tedious That Everyone Must Be Defined.

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Women Don't Go To War To Kill Other Women. Wars And Armies And Nuclear Weapons Are Essentially Heterosexual Hobbies.

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Racism Is Beyond Common Sense And Has No Place In Our Society.

It May All End Tomorrow, Or It Could Go On Forever (in Which Case I'm Doomed).

There Are More Than Enough To Fight And Oppose; Why Waste Good Time Fighting The People You Like?

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Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

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It's The Refuge For The Mentally Deficient. It's Made By Dull People For Dull People.

I Don't Even Know If I Exist Offstage.

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With No Reason To Hide These Words I Feel, And No Reason To Talk About The Books I Read, But Still, I Do.

The Heart Has A Heart Of Its Own.

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[sigmund Freud] Just Made People Feel So Neurotic About Their Lives. I Mean, If You Dreamt About A Lampshade, It Meant You Wanted To Be Whipped By The Local Vicar Or Something.

If You Must Write Prose Or Poems, The Words You Use Should Be Your Own. Don't Plagiarize Or Take 'on Loan'. There's Always Someone, Somewhere, With A Big Nose, Who Knows, Who'll Trip You Up And Laugh When You Fall.

Humans Are Not Really Very Humane.

It's Always Nice To Receive A Compliment.

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I Began To Go To Concerts When I Was 12 Years Old. And I Would Stand There, The Small Imp That I Was, And I Would Expect The World To Be Laid Before Me By These Artists, And In Some Cases It Was. So When I Climbed Onto The Stage, I Always Imagined That I Was Singing To Somebody Who Was Similar To How I Had Been.

They Said They Respect Me, Which Means, Their Judgment Is Crazy.

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