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I Am Planning My One Woman Show. It Will Be A Showcase Of My Life. It Starts At The Beginning And Ends Where I Am Today. It Will Have Every Single Inch Of My Life - As Much As You Can Get Into An Hour. I Will Be Touring Everywhere.

-Britt Ekland

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I Am Planning My

Britt Ekland

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I Am Planning My One Woman Show. It Will Be A Showcase Of My Life. It Starts At The Beginning And Ends Where I Am Today. It Will Have Every Single Inch Of My Life - As Much As You Can Get Into An Hour. I Will Be Touring Everywhere.

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