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I Am A Little Troubled About The Tea Service In The Electronic Computer Building. Apparently The Members Of Your Staff Consume Several Times As Much Supplies As The Same Number Of People Do In Fuld Hall And They Have Been Especially Unfair In The Matter Of Sugar.... I Should Like To Raise The Question Whether It Would Not Be Better For The Computer People To Come Up To Fuld Hall At The End Of The Day At 5 O'clock And Have Their Tea Here Under Proper Supervision.

-John Von Neumann

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John Von Neumann

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I Am A Little Troubled About The Tea Service In The Electronic Computer Building. Apparently The Members Of Your Staff Consume Several Times As Much Supplies As The Same Number Of People Do In Fuld Hall And They Have Been Especially Unfair In The Matter Of Sugar.... I Should Like To Raise The Question Whether It Would Not Be Better For The Computer People To Come Up To Fuld Hall At The End Of The Day At 5 O'clock And Have Their Tea Here Under Proper Supervision.

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