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Hollywood Is Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Intricate And High Ingenious Machinery Functioning Elaborately To Put Skin On Baloney.

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Hollywood Is Ten Million

George Jean Nathan

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Hollywood Is Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Intricate And High Ingenious Machinery Functioning Elaborately To Put Skin On Baloney.

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